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OfflineShroom_i
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I need a job so bad.
    #14129128 - 03/16/11 04:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I hate being broke.
I hate the financial insecurity.

I need a real job, fast.

no ones hiring in sj.

fml.

and I just locked my keys in my truck, and had to break a side window to get in. Right before my room mate backed my truck into a pole. small dent on the bumper, but still.

im gonna go search tomorrow, send me some good vibes, and wish me luck.


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OfflineEnvix
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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14129130 - 03/16/11 04:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

me too. i'm applying for a job @ basset healthcare in a couple hours
i need a job ASAP tho i only have $8 left in my account :lol:

hopefully ill be able to find one before nxt months rent i have enough food to last about another week


i was hoping financial aid would be covering my expenses but my school put a hold on it cuz i missed some classes



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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14129228 - 03/16/11 05:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Grow weed or shrooms young brother.  Outside if u can't do it inside.  Fuck the system.

Work self employed as well.  Use any skills you have.  Fix a computer, cut a hedge, anything.  If you get out there and start talking to people a job will come fast enough.  Always worked for me anyway.



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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: nice1]
    #14129243 - 03/16/11 06:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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nice1 said:
Grow weed or shrooms young brother.







costs money to grow weed, especially inside


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14129270 - 03/16/11 06:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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nice1 said:
Grow weed or shrooms young brother.







costs money to grow weed, especially inside




300 dollars goes a long way... but then theres that damned electricity, but you can always steal that... god dammit wheres the ricky graemlin when you need it :bubbles:


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: zergroz]
    #14129291 - 03/16/11 06:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hum, besides robbing a bank you'll have to be creative. I trade stock, grow bud, sell art once in a blue moon, and sometimes sell my body; just kidding.

Not sure where you are at in life man but I had to fuck myself over more then once to find my true calling. Man it was like I did bullshit jobs before college, then I did sales, then IT, almost did marketing full time, but went independent.

This first month of actually doing it is way harder mentally then anything I've ever done. Man to trade stock you have to be focused, selling weed is even worse; you have competitors even in California dog that do not want you to compete with them. The market for Bud in cali is tttttttight as fuck dude.

If you can snag some money somehow, get rich quick schemes always worked for me. I consider working in Sales or IT get rich quick schemes for a minute, but then you are like this is stupid.

Trading stock pro isn't that difficult, you swing trade. You need to know technical analysis and have a bit of law of attraction or else you are sssssscrewed. I trade penny stocks for higher percentage gains; shit it moves 1 point and it's like 5-10%. Just buy it at the right time or have fun waiting and possible make no profit. I guess most people just are so stupid and that is why they don't understand stock trading.

Good luck man. I wrote this motivational post earlier for someone else, you might find it more useful then this stoner post.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Num ber/14125881#14125881


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14129387 - 03/16/11 07:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You remind me of Kevin Smith iluvfungi. That is all.


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14129392 - 03/16/11 07:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

no0ne hiring here either
seems they only hire felons, convicts and dropouts
anyone else is just overqualified :shrug:
friend of mine says she can get me a job @ McDonalds..
i almos told her where to stick it, but i guess it was a nice offer


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14129406 - 03/16/11 07:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
no0ne hiring here either
seems they only hire felons, convicts and dropouts
anyone else is just overqualified :shrug:
friend of mine says she can get me a job @ McDonalds..
i almos told her where to stick it, but i guess it was a nice offer




Same here. I'd literally do anything but work in fast food. Sadly that's about all there is around these parts. If you don't know somebody that has pull at a place then you have ZERO chance of getting in. I've also been noticing a nice little trend of jobs putting in the description that "if you don't have a job currently please do not apply". Maybe about 10% of postings and classifieds. And half of them are for jobs you could walk off the street and do. It's quite frustrating.

Only thing to do is keep at it. :shrug:


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: biff]
    #14129412 - 03/16/11 07:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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biff said:
I've also been noticing a nice little trend of jobs putting in the description that "if you don't have a job currently please do not apply".




:wtf:


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14129420 - 03/16/11 07:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

same here, man

south jersey is DEAD!

the only thing i can think of is working in philly

but i do not want to work in philly

thats like one big fast food restaurant if you ask me


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14129423 - 03/16/11 07:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I know. Seemed fucked up to me too. I guess It's a way of screening people that can't hold a job. But with unemployment so high lots of qualified hard working people don't have work.


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14129424 - 03/16/11 07:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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sirbojangles said:
the only thing i can think of is working in philly




i hope all u Jersians arent thinking this way
there is NO work HERE either!!
stay in JERSEY
im sick of all thse Jersey Plates stealing our jobs!!


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14129430 - 03/16/11 07:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i just said i dont wanna work there

why would anyone want to work there?

why would anyone want to live there?

every time i visit my friends there its like "what a horrible disgusting sad and dangerous place"

but im sure its okay for those who like that sorta thing


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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14129441 - 03/16/11 07:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:calledajoke:

i dont want to live here
TAKE ME AWAY :crying:



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Re: I need a job so bad. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14131794 - 03/16/11 03:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I would grow shrooms outside, but I'm such a noob. I wouldnt know where to start with that shit.

I'm hoping my lcs turned out okay, which Im posative they didnt.

then at least I could have some to test with.

and the gas just got turned off at my house today, so no stove. which means no sterilizing. But I dont own a pc anyway, so im still fucked.

lifesucks.


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