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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Frost]
#14128678 - 03/16/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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makes me wonder how much they cut out, his jokes werent even jokes, he just talked about him having stacks of cash on the floor and him banging skanks
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
#14128824 - 03/16/11 02:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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snoot said: makes me wonder how much they cut out, his jokes werent even jokes, he just talked about him having stacks of cash on the floor and him banging skanks
in his mansion
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Devlish2]
#14128835 - 03/16/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Did anyone else see "Sitch" on Conan? He couldn't stop staring at himself on the monitor. I love the South Park where Randy beats his ass.
What a blow hard douche.
This is only a partial clip of the interview. He spent 3/4 of the interview checking himself out.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: runMD]
#14128944 - 03/16/11 02:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Fuck, i missed it.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Legend]
#14128956 - 03/16/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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That guy is like the 'missing link' in evolution. People always say, "well how come you dont see half apes, starting to turn human?" and I say, "Well have you watched jersey shore?"
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What did gred OD on? I can only find benzos/opiates. I want to know specific drug. Google sucks. Someone PLEASE help.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: the spiral]
#14129365 - 03/16/11 07:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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the spiral said: Watching "The Situation" is painful. Ugh
Try Battle Los Angeles. That movie is so horrible I literally can't even watch it. At least the film score is half way decent and the sounds. The plot is horrible, the acting and the overall film is worse then a B movie. At least they have a plot, jesus.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: wow]
#14129931 - 03/16/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow said: he was like "while i was bangin this model with all this money on the floor in my mansion cuz im so rich!" acting like hes got money.. hes the most broke one on stage!
Situation made $5 million in 2010.
id be shocked if Anthony Jeselnik made 1/10th of that.
Situations cash will be gone 6 months after his popularity runs out though... homeboy doesnt seem like a saver.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: frith]
#14129986 - 03/16/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I can't wait to not watch this. Oh wait I'm doing it right now, which means I'm probably having a good time, comparatively speaking...
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Todcasil]
#14130121 - 03/16/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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The roasts have always been difficult for me to watch. I hate that uncomfortable feeling watching people bomb. it makes my stomach turn lol. The joan rivers one was just...horrible. Since then Im kinda scared to watch them lol.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Hakim0777]
#14130550 - 03/16/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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caught a bit of this. needs more norm. I saw a commercial that he's got a new show coming out next month I think, which is awesome. norm is the shit.
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yeah man.. dude is pretty awesome.
when he came back to SNL to host. oh sweet jesus.. so funny.
here is the audio. NBC would pull it if they actually posted the video.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: frith]
#14130576 - 03/16/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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That one dude that replaced Greg Giraldo had some funny jokes.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: thoughts]
#14130661 - 03/16/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I love when Seth said to Snoop- "Be honest, back stage did you *puts thumb and index finger up to mouth like smoking a joint or roach*, you know, blow Jeff Ross?
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#14131236 - 03/16/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Oldgregg]
#14131258 - 03/16/11 02:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oldgregg said: Joke that got cut from the situation's bit:
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An example of one of The Situation's jokes? According to the Times piece, "He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop's ancestors were property."
http://www.salon.com/entertainment/tv/feature/2011/03/10/the_situation_donald_trump_roast_jersey_shore
daaaaaamn maybe that's why situation wasn't sitting next to snoop after he did his 'stand-up' bit
im surprised snoop let situation walk out of there alive after that one!
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump *DELETED* [Re: blazenn]
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Oldgregg] 1
#14131324 - 03/16/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yea i don't see why COMEDY CENTRAL hosts a roast of motherfucking donald trump AND decides to put the #1 douchebag 'celebrity' right now on the show. makes me think comedy central is just dying for more views. i mean come on, charlie sheen would be a much better candidate for a roast than donald trump IMO
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: blazenn]
#14131337 - 03/16/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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blazenn said: yea i don't see why COMEDY CENTRAL hosts a roast of motherfucking donald trump AND decides to put the #1 douchebag 'celebrity' right now on the show.
Why wouldn't they bring him on? He's the guy being roasted.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: blazenn]
#14131357 - 03/16/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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blazenn said: yea i don't see why COMEDY CENTRAL hosts a roast of motherfucking donald trump AND decides to put the #1 douchebag 'celebrity' right now on the show. makes me think comedy central is just dying for more views. i mean come on, charlie sheen would be a much better candidate for a roast than donald trump IMO
donald trump was chosen months ago but you know what... charlie sheen is a fucking great idea!! I wouldnt be suprised if he did it either.
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