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Offlineiluvfungi
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14128628 - 03/16/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

How can he be sued. If anything the woman would be sued for childhood endangerment. Honestly I'd talk to her on the phone. Perhaps she is just broke poor and the child needs to be with another member in the family.

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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14128631 - 03/16/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

What a twist!:awesurprise:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14128637 - 03/16/11 01:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Haha, of course this guy jumps at the opportunity to spen hours alone with a prepubescent child.

Somehow, I'm not surprised

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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14128651 - 03/16/11 01:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It'd be like this

Dude: Hey, I'm here for the peeless packaged child transportation service.
Lady: Here you go.
Lady hands dude the box, cops jump out of bushes.
Cops: Your under arrest for knowingly agreeing to transport a child in a god damn box.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14128654 - 03/16/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe its the end of the world again, and the only way to save our souls is for me and iluvfungi to transport this child...


Directed by M Night Shyamalamalan and Iluvfungi

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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14128683 - 03/16/11 01:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Maybe its the end of the world again, and the only way to save our souls is for me and iluvfungi to transport this child...


Directed by M Night Shyamalamalan and Iluvfungi



:awesurprise:


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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Psilocyentist]
    #14128691 - 03/16/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14128692 - 03/16/11 01:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Maybe its the end of the world again, and the only way to save our souls is for me and iluvfungi to transport this child...


Directed by M Night Shyamalamalan and Iluvfungi



Or maybe she's trying to save the child from winds up to 75mph that are spreading the radiation to the US, the child is the chosen one who can stop all these events from happening, but after you realize that she's a weather prodigy ..you discover she is going to be sold to a big time cocaine dealer who has expanded his child trafficking empire in Vegas, then also find out there is going to be a hurricane, followed by hail storm


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Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
    #14128701 - 03/16/11 01:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

don't forget a retarded guy in a red cloak


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
    #14128703 - 03/16/11 01:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Moronicus said:
Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Maybe its the end of the world again, and the only way to save our souls is for me and iluvfungi to transport this child...


Directed by M Night Shyamalamalan and Iluvfungi



Or maybe she's trying to save the child from winds up to 75mph that are spreading the radiation to the US, the child is the chosen one who can stop all these events from happening, but after you realize that she's a weather prodigy ..you discover she is going to be sold to a big time cocaine dealer who has expanded his child trafficking empire in Vegas, then also find out there is going to be a hurricane, followed by hail storm





Directed by M Night Shyamalan

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OfflineAzure Essence
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
    #14128713 - 03/16/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Directed by Casey Affleck

(Might have to wikipedia that joke...)

Edited by Azure Essence (03/16/11 01:49 AM)

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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14128757 - 03/16/11 01:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lmao this is some fucked up shit right here


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: igwna]
    #14128833 - 03/16/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:laugh2: This thread is the first thread in a long time that actual made me laugh out loud.


On a serious note though, call the police, obviously if she is for real then there is something wrong. What did she ever say to the box idea?


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OfflineSynesthetic
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14128849 - 03/16/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Quote:

frith said:
where are you going? like from where to where?




From vegas, through the desert to northern utah.

Sounds like a setup to me....




I wouldn't give her brat a ride, but you should like totally stop by Tooele...although I'm broke and would just mooch your dr00gz XD

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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Legend]
    #14128863 - 03/16/11 02:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

legit27 said:
:laugh2: This thread is the first thread in a long time that actual made me laugh out loud.


On a serious note though, call the police, obviously if she is for real then there is something wrong. What did she ever say to the box idea?




:rofl:

She told me she doesnt have a box big enough for her to fit in...

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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14128865 - 03/16/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Synesthetic said:
Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Quote:

frith said:
where are you going? like from where to where?




From vegas, through the desert to northern utah.

Sounds like a setup to me....




I wouldn't give her brat a ride, but you should like totally stop by Tooele...although I'm broke and would just mooch your dr00gz XD





"whose the kid?"

"oh just some lady's, pass the bong dude"


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: igwna]
    #14129009 - 03/16/11 03:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

alright, imma catch a ride out to ladys house, you pick me up there. I'll smuggle the kid in my ass, and we can hit vegas. we'll either hit big, or blow all our money and sell the kid to another trafficker..

:shrug:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14130385 - 03/16/11 12:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

some people should not breed. if its real. i would turn her in,
really messed up world.......


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: sajahand]
    #14130988 - 03/16/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Look, its very kind of you to suggest these solutions, but I have
already come up with the perfect solution in my mind. I can't come get
my daughter because I am on house arrest, so I really need you to
bring her to me. I am very attractive and you will be rewarded for
your efforts 




This lady is nuts. I told her to send some pics...

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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14131046 - 03/16/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

pics or it didn't happen :laugh2:


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