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Tchan909 said: Do you really expect any cast member of Jersey Shore to have a sophisticated, nuanced sense of humor? 
oh christ no, who in there right mind would put him on the show and think he would actually tell funny jokes? from the moment I saw him on there and learned of his appereance I was expecting something bad, but nothing as horrible as that. Someone find me the uncut version. But yeah lots of good laughs to be had.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
#14127710 - 03/15/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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they have writers.. Larry King and Trump didnt write any of their own material.
if i were to guess, id say that someone did write jokes for Situation but that dude is so full of himself that he decided to do his own thing (which is why he bombed so badly).
i posted this link in the Simpsons thread but here it is again..
you can hear one of the writers, Jesse Joyce, talk about all the behind the scenes stuff here: http://www.keithandthegirl.com/Show-Detail/2015/Freedom-of-Speech.aspx
Jesse was basically a partner with Giraldo for all the previous roasts.
EDIT: roast talk starts about a half hour into that episode.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: frith]
#14127942 - 03/15/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ok, I'm gonna watch the second time through just for the "Situation Experience." You guys got me all hot and bothered for this face palm action.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
#14128114 - 03/15/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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The Roast was pretty great. The Situation was extremely horrible.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: 28064212]
#14128144 - 03/15/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was hiding my face and face palming pretty hard. Did you see Ice T lower his head and shake it? lol horrible to the max.
That certainly was a "situation".
I'm not proud of that joke lol.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: 28064212]
#14128152 - 03/15/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wow, he was just that bad. Nice of "Dude" to walk up and save him during the last few seconds of the Situation bit. There was a split second where they showed Ice-T in the crowed, and he was ing all over the place. Fucking brilliant.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Kada]
#14128169 - 03/15/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Kada said: I was hiding my face and face palming pretty hard. Did you see Ice T lower his head and shake it? lol horrible to the max.
That certainly was a "situation".
I'm not proud of that joke lol.
Bastard! You beat my Ice-T comment by 51 seconds! But it makes me that we both experienced that moment together.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
#14128191 - 03/15/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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the crowd fuckin hated Situation.
dont think i ever saw someone booed at one of these roasts before.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
#14128245 - 03/15/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Treefeeler said:
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Kada said: I was hiding my face and face palming pretty hard. Did you see Ice T lower his head and shake it? lol horrible to the max.
That certainly was a "situation".
I'm not proud of that joke lol.
Bastard! You beat my Ice-T comment by 51 seconds! But it makes me that we both experienced that moment together.
HAHA! Man It was really brutal. I wonder how many people wanted to punch him in the face to shut him up? lol
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Kada]
#14128466 - 03/16/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Kada said: I was hiding my face and face palming pretty hard. Did you see Ice T lower his head and shake it? lol horrible to the max.
That certainly was a "situation".
I'm not proud of that joke lol.
haha same here! that was supreme we need a :situationfacepalm: now...
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the spiral said: Watching "The Situation" is painful. Ugh
OMG that guy was making everyone uncomfortable he was so bad.
You could hear the crowd booing him offstage till Jeff ran up to rescue him.
Snoop was pretty funny tho.
My thoughts exactly. The Situation was fucking horrible, I'm glad he got booed off stage, he sucked and didn't deserve to be there other than to be made fun of. Snoop was fucking great. Larry King was sharp as a tack too... Impressive for a dude his age.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Gumby]
#14128495 - 03/16/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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The situation just made himself look like an idiot. I still cant believe that the people from Jersey Shore are actually becoming famous. All of them are retarded as fuck
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Gumby]
#14128497 - 03/16/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeahh the situation basically roasted himself for his turn on the roast. pretty much the highlight of this roast so far. jersey douchebag revealed as a jersey douchebag instead of a celebrity...finally.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: blazenn]
#14128512 - 03/16/11 12:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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he was like "while i was bangin this model with all this money on the floor in my mansion cuz im so rich!" acting like hes got money.. hes the most broke one on stage!
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: blazenn]
#14128517 - 03/16/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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That fucker isn't even from Jersey, he's from Staten Island, NY.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: wow] 1
#14128552 - 03/16/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ice T's facial expression when the Situation was making 'jokes':

Random dude says it all:
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Frost]
#14128556 - 03/16/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Shit I think I'm about to see the sitoooaychuns bit, but Whitney Cummings was pretty damn funny.
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Was pretty when I think it was that andrew whatever who asked the situation if it was true the next jersey shore was gonna be filmed in italy. Then he goes to say you sure its not a sneaky way to having you deported
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Frost]
#14128603 - 03/16/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Frost said: Ice T's facial expression when the Situation was making 'jokes':

Random dude says it all:

Frost, I might have to blow you for grabbing those pics! Fucking hilarious.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
#14128620 - 03/16/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ha... I didn't grab them, somebody else did, I simply copy pasted them to this thread. You made me blush though.
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