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Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter..
#14128173 - 03/15/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I put an add up on rideshare saying Im going from *** to ***, a few states away, and she emails me something like "hey Ive got some things that need to be delivered if youre going it would be awesome". I tell her maybe, depends on what it is, and how much. She replies "Oh that would be awesome. Its my 5 year old daughter. She doesnt talk to strangers though so shell be quiet. She also needs to stop every few hours to pee"
wtf?
This bitch wants to give a complete stranger her 5 year old daughter...
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128177 - 03/15/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you're guna get sued!
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sui
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128180 - 03/15/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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crazy, fuck that shit. bad news.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus] 2
#14128186 - 03/15/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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it's a trap.. her child is actually a 22-year-old Hezbollah foot soldier blessed by Allah to car bomb large US cities. she looks 5 because she has a similar disorder to that of Gary Coleman and Andy Milonakis.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. *DELETED* [Re: meatcakeman] 2
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ZOSO]
#14128194 - 03/15/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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someone had to say it
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ZOSO]
#14128201 - 03/15/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's straight up reason enough to get social services involved. Inept parents kill me to no end.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: sui]
#14128213 - 03/15/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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So I reply "Are you really comfortable with letting a stranger take your 5 year old daughter!?! Maybe a few boxes or something, but Im not taking a child"
She replies "You are obviously a good person for asking that. Please, its the only way to get her to me. Ill even not let her drink anything the day before so she wont have to stop to pee"
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128228 - 03/15/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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where are you going? like from where to where?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus] 4
#14128232 - 03/15/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: frith]
#14128241 - 03/15/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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frith said: where are you going? like from where to where?
From vegas, through the desert to northern utah.
Sounds like a setup to me....
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128257 - 03/15/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Troll
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Moronicus
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128264 - 03/15/11 11:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You can probably be charged with taking a child over state lines or some shit for strange reasons and possibly be charged for being a pedophile/child trafficking
Personally, If i wanted to cash in and be constantly angry in a cell for about a few years/all my years, I'd do it.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus] 6
#14128275 - 03/15/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude, I would honestly call the police. There's something very fucked up probably happening if it's not a trap.
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frith
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: frith]
#14128278 - 03/15/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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homegirl can get a one way greyhound ticket for like $50 or less..
not in a million years would i do that shite.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128289 - 03/15/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd call the police.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Natorade]
#14128292 - 03/15/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Natorade said: shes 
that or shes some crazy old bat that should not be around kids.... next thing u know she will be asking random men to drive her to school
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128300 - 03/15/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: Ill even not let her drink anything the day before so she wont have to stop to pee"
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I_was_the_walrus said: She doesnt talk to strangers though so shell be quiet. She also needs to stop every few hours to pee"
gotta be 
i mean, this isn't how a mother talks about her daughter!
EDIT: probably a tweeker mother who needs the little girl for child support payments so she can
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128302 - 03/15/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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She obviously has zero concern for the child's welfare. I wouldn't be surprised if the "mother" is trying to traffic the child.
Or it's a sting.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: frith]
#14128311 - 03/15/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I say do it
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: BothHands]
#14128316 - 03/15/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Azure Essence said: Dude, I would honestly call the police. There's something very fucked up probably happening if it's not a trap.
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BothHands said: I'd call the police.
Seriously, to be willing to reduce your child's fluid intake for a strangers convenience. Please, contact the police. If she's otherwise a great mother, social services will see this (as they have more pressing matters to deal with, aka crack babies) and simply keep tabs. This is a young persons life we're talking about. You could honestly be the call that gets the kid out of a destructive household. Its, melodramatic, but its true.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Treefeeler]
#14128330 - 03/15/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Treefeeler said:
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Azure Essence said: Dude, I would honestly call the police. There's something very fucked up probably happening if it's not a trap.
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BothHands said: I'd call the police.
Seriously, to be willing to reduce your child's fluid intake for a strangers convenience. Please, contact the police. If she's otherwise a great mother, social services will see this (as they have more pressing matters to deal with, aka crack babies) and simply keep tabs. This is a young persons life we're talking about. You could honestly be the call that gets the kid out of a destructive household. Its, melodramatic, but its true.
Seriously..what kind of a 'mother' deprives her child of fluids to save gas/stops?
You are probably gonna end up on Dateline.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: BothHands]
#14128338 - 03/15/11 11:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BothHands said: Or it's a sting.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Treefeeler]
#14128347 - 03/16/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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hell it could even be the kid's kidnapper contacting you and not her mother. I too think it would be a good idea to contact the police about this
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: P-O]
#14128348 - 03/16/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hmm this is odd. Just start trolling her now.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
#14128350 - 03/16/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
#14128358 - 03/16/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was like, "Why the fuck is there all this space after Moronicus's post." Then I saw Chris Hansen, and proceeded to laugh my ass off.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Treefeeler]
#14128381 - 03/16/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BACON RANCH, FUCK YEAH A post about m00nshine Anonymous #6 said: Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: P-O]
#14128415 - 03/16/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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PostiveOutlook said:
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BothHands said: Or it's a sting.
Yeah somethings not right. Im like rent a car. For 2 days, with gas, maybe $200. She says "Ill pay you double if you just bring her to me."
Obvious setup, or obvious troll
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128452 - 03/16/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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troll her back and post results
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH]
#14128472 - 03/16/11 12:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, keep this going.
Exxxcellentt
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH]
#14128489 - 03/16/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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PreparationH said: troll her back and post results
im with Prep.
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14128492 - 03/16/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I told her if she put her daughter in a box and told her not to move...so I thought it was just a box, I would think about it.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128499 - 03/16/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yea until you arrive and her daughter is neatly separated in multiple boxes
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH] 2
#14128506 - 03/16/11 12:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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PreparationH said: yea until you arrive and her daughter is neatly separated in multiple boxes 
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128513 - 03/16/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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exxxxcellent
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH] 3
#14128520 - 03/16/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Only the boxes were empty the whole time, and you are the mother, and you child was never really born..
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
#14128524 - 03/16/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH]
#14128626 - 03/16/11 01:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH]
#14128628 - 03/16/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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How can he be sued. If anything the woman would be sued for childhood endangerment. Honestly I'd talk to her on the phone. Perhaps she is just broke poor and the child needs to be with another member in the family.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Treefeeler]
#14128631 - 03/16/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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What a twist!
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: iluvfungi]
#14128637 - 03/16/11 01:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha, of course this guy jumps at the opportunity to spen hours alone with a prepubescent child.
Somehow, I'm not surprised
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: iluvfungi]
#14128651 - 03/16/11 01:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It'd be like this
Dude: Hey, I'm here for the peeless packaged child transportation service. Lady: Here you go. Lady hands dude the box, cops jump out of bushes. Cops: Your under arrest for knowingly agreeing to transport a child in a god damn box.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
#14128654 - 03/16/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe its the end of the world again, and the only way to save our souls is for me and iluvfungi to transport this child...
Directed by M Night Shyamalamalan and Iluvfungi
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128683 - 03/16/11 01:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: Maybe its the end of the world again, and the only way to save our souls is for me and iluvfungi to transport this child...
Directed by M Night Shyamalamalan and Iluvfungi
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Psilocyentist]
#14128691 - 03/16/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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I_was_the_walrus said: Maybe its the end of the world again, and the only way to save our souls is for me and iluvfungi to transport this child...
Directed by M Night Shyamalamalan and Iluvfungi
Or maybe she's trying to save the child from winds up to 75mph that are spreading the radiation to the US, the child is the chosen one who can stop all these events from happening, but after you realize that she's a weather prodigy ..you discover she is going to be sold to a big time cocaine dealer who has expanded his child trafficking empire in Vegas, then also find out there is going to be a hurricane, followed by hail storm
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
#14128701 - 03/16/11 01:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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don't forget a retarded guy in a red cloak
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
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Moronicus said:
Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: Maybe its the end of the world again, and the only way to save our souls is for me and iluvfungi to transport this child...
Directed by M Night Shyamalamalan and Iluvfungi
Or maybe she's trying to save the child from winds up to 75mph that are spreading the radiation to the US, the child is the chosen one who can stop all these events from happening, but after you realize that she's a weather prodigy ..you discover she is going to be sold to a big time cocaine dealer who has expanded his child trafficking empire in Vegas, then also find out there is going to be a hurricane, followed by hail storm
Directed by M Night Shyamalan
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
#14128713 - 03/16/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Directed by Casey Affleck
(Might have to wikipedia that joke...)
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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lmao this is some fucked up shit right here
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: igwna]
#14128833 - 03/16/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread is the first thread in a long time that actual made me laugh out loud.
On a serious note though, call the police, obviously if she is for real then there is something wrong. What did she ever say to the box idea?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128849 - 03/16/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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frith said: where are you going? like from where to where?
From vegas, through the desert to northern utah.
Sounds like a setup to me....
I wouldn't give her brat a ride, but you should like totally stop by Tooele...although I'm broke and would just mooch your dr00gz XD
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Legend]
#14128863 - 03/16/11 02:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread is the first thread in a long time that actual made me laugh out loud.
On a serious note though, call the police, obviously if she is for real then there is something wrong. What did she ever say to the box idea?

She told me she doesnt have a box big enough for her to fit in...
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Synesthetic]
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frith said: where are you going? like from where to where?
From vegas, through the desert to northern utah.
Sounds like a setup to me....
I wouldn't give her brat a ride, but you should like totally stop by Tooele...although I'm broke and would just mooch your dr00gz XD
"whose the kid?"
"oh just some lady's, pass the bong dude"
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: igwna]
#14129009 - 03/16/11 03:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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alright, imma catch a ride out to ladys house, you pick me up there. I'll smuggle the kid in my ass, and we can hit vegas. we'll either hit big, or blow all our money and sell the kid to another trafficker..
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14130385 - 03/16/11 12:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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some people should not breed. if its real. i would turn her in, really messed up world.......
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: sajahand]
#14130988 - 03/16/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Look, its very kind of you to suggest these solutions, but I have already come up with the perfect solution in my mind. I can't come get my daughter because I am on house arrest, so I really need you to bring her to me. I am very attractive and you will be rewarded for your efforts
This lady is nuts. I told her to send some pics...
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131046 - 03/16/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pics or it didn't happen
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131080 - 03/16/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Look, its very kind of you to suggest these solutions, but I have already come up with the perfect solution in my mind. I can't come get my daughter because I am on house arrest, so I really need you to bring her to me. I am very attractive and you will be rewarded for your efforts
This lady is nuts. I told her to send some pics...
I hope this is real
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131093 - 03/16/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said:
This lady is nuts. I told her to send some pics...
So now you are asking for pics of a 5 year old?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf] 1
#14131101 - 03/16/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you agree she'll probably mail you a blueprint of a foster home and a ninja costume with instructions for extracting the child from her "captors"
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: 4runner]
#14131138 - 03/16/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's probably this guy...http://www.dontevenreply.com/ Some are dumb, but there are some LOL's to be had if you read enough
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14131140 - 03/16/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Aser]
#14131156 - 03/16/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14131170 - 03/16/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
No water bowl! Cause then you'll have to stop and let her pee in the bushes every hour.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: lil_demented]
#14131184 - 03/16/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said:
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
No water bowl! Cause then you'll have to stop and let her pee in the bushes every hour.
Add a pee bottle...and one of those female pee bottle attachments.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: lil_demented]
#14131198 - 03/16/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said:
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
No water bowl! Cause then you'll have to stop and let her pee in the bushes every hour.
Just put a diaper on her.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14131200 - 03/16/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I hope this is real 
Im hoping the same thing. Too funny. I just cant tell whos trolling who...
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131209 - 03/16/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Or maybe you are trolling us?
Who trolls the trollmen?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14131218 - 03/16/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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gzuf said: Or maybe you are trolling us?
Who trolls the trollmen?
I troll you not
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14131228 - 03/16/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said:
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
No water bowl! Cause then you'll have to stop and let her pee in the bushes every hour.
Just put a diaper on her.

You could get a large cat carrier. Those have little clips to hold the water and food bowls in place. And the diaper you might only have to change once. If the box says 20 to 30lbs then its not lying, thats all they'll hold.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: shLong]
#14131242 - 03/16/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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shLong said: It's probably this guy...http://www.dontevenreply.com/ Some are dumb, but there are some LOL's to be had if you read enough
at the first one
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131243 - 03/16/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i cant wait to see if she delivers pictures. say you'll provide the ox but you need to know how big it needs to be.
this lady is crazy, but seriously i would call the police something needs to be done i mean what if she finds someone who will do it =/ poor child imo
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: asm0309]
#14131263 - 03/16/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i bet she sends CP and a
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131310 - 03/16/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said: I put an add up on rideshare saying Im going from *** to ***, a few states away, and she emails me something like "hey Ive got some things that need to be delivered if youre going it would be awesome". I tell her maybe, depends on what it is, and how much. She replies "Oh that would be awesome. Its my 5 year old daughter. She doesnt talk to strangers though so shell be quiet. She also needs to stop every few hours to pee"
wtf?
This bitch wants to give a complete stranger her 5 year old daughter...
i didnt read any of the replies, but it sounds like a buddy of yours if fucking with you.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Dunno]
#14131367 - 03/16/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Impossible. For one, I didnt tell anybody I was putting up an add, and I dont know anybody that surfs the towns craigslist...Im not from here. Also, when you reply to adds it hides your email. Theres no way to know it was even me. On top of that, theres adds from others looking for the exact ride/route..its a pretty common drive.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131385 - 03/16/11 02:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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did she send pics yet
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Salomon]
#14131401 - 03/16/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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God she better not send cp. I asked for her pics. She says shes attractive, and I will be rewarded...
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Synesthetic]
#14131406 - 03/16/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Synesthetic said:
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frith said: where are you going? like from where to where?
From vegas, through the desert to northern utah.
Sounds like a setup to me....
I wouldn't give her brat a ride, but you should like totally stop by Tooele...although I'm broke and would just mooch your dr00gz XD
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131413 - 03/16/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said: Impossible. For one, I didnt tell anybody I was putting up an add, and I dont know anybody that surfs the towns craigslist...Im not from here. Also, when you reply to adds it hides your email. Theres no way to know it was even me. On top of that, theres adds from others looking for the exact ride/route..its a pretty common drive.
what are you going to do?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: lil_demented]
#14131439 - 03/16/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lil_demented said: If you agree she'll probably mail you a blueprint of a foster home and a ninja costume with instructions for extracting the child from her "captors"
Directed by John Woo
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Dunno]
#14131448 - 03/16/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im pretty sure its an obvious sting/setup/troll. Nobody would give their 5 year old daughter to a random stranger. So I plan to continue trolling to see where it all goes...mostly for the lulz
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14132120 - 03/16/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14132147 - 03/16/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do Share Her Scandalous Bitmaps
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#14132232 - 03/16/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Watch you take it too far for the lulz and get party v& anyways haha.
Say you dont have a box, but you have a nice, slightly used coffin the girl can ride in, haha
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
#14132259 - 03/16/11 05:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell her you are a
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Legend] 2
#14132281 - 03/16/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Try to pit 2 undercover police teams agains eachother, then reap the rewards
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
#14132360 - 03/16/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14132423 - 03/16/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said: I put an add up on rideshare saying Im going from *** to ***, a few states away, and she emails me something like "hey Ive got some things that need to be delivered if youre going it would be awesome". I tell her maybe, depends on what it is, and how much. She replies "Oh that would be awesome. Its my 5 year old daughter. She doesnt talk to strangers though so shell be quiet. She also needs to stop every few hours to pee"
wtf?
This bitch wants to give a complete stranger her 5 year old daughter...
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
#14132852 - 03/16/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Azure Essence said: Try to pit 2 undercover police teams agains eachother, then reap the rewards
what he said
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Dunno]
#14132925 - 03/16/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I am not comfortable sharing pics on the internet. Trust me you will not be disappointed.
When are you coming up? Please wear a long sleeve shirt so it doesn't hurt if she bites you.

I said "No prob. I plan on camping in the desert for a few days on my way. Im also shipping some raccoons. Is your daughter ok with raccoons?"
Obvious troll is obvious...
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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She'll have to share a box with another coon
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ahchela]
#14133018 - 03/16/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha the longsleeve shirt thing is probably to identify you.
Ask if she thinks her child's teeth will tear thru the fabric of an Ed Hardy see thru mesh tank top
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Seriously Fucked UP.
She is a tweaker for sure. She might be selling the kid because she hasn't received a CS payment in 6 months or so. Shit happens.
You will get charged for human trafficking if you take the kid and something happens. Stuff happens, being sold as a slave, etc, etc.
If you have even a joint in the house get rid of everything. Call a cop. If you do anything illegal or have any associations don't ever call the cops. Get rid of everything! Delete e-mails, burn books, delete texts, throw out pot ash tray etc, etc....
Most people don't get involved because they might have a joint, and that is why pedophiles get away while pot smokers get busted in this country. Shit like this does happen. Basically call the cops, call child services, share your story, have other people call child services by sharing your story, then have her meet you at a police station with the cops present. Have her confirm the story. Coordinate with child services in the other state. Deliver her to a police station in another state with child services watching and following. If everything isn't on the up and up. Take the kid, find the dad, drop the kid off on dad's lap unless he is in prison.
Child services is a joke unless they are being watched. Maybe get a local TV station involved as an expose story.
That is life. Basically how it works.
Some messed up people on CL and some gem's like you who can possibly change someone's life for the better.
No one hates corrupt laws, pot stealing cops, cash bribed, and pot selling cops more than me. But it takes guts to give away your pot leaf ash tray, bongs, and 1/2 oz of C99 nugget. That is the only way you can safely call the police to help a 5 year old kid you don't even know.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus] 1
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I am not comfortable sharing pics on the internet. Trust me you will not be disappointed.
When are you coming up? Please wear a long sleeve shirt so it doesn't hurt if she bites you.

I said "No prob. I plan on camping in the desert for a few days on my way. Im also shipping some raccoons. Is your daughter ok with raccoons?"
Obvious troll is obvious...
dude please inform local authority about this lady or set her up yourself. the fact that she's mentioning a 5 year old daughter makes this a serious situation. i know it seems like it's just some random fool trolling a craigslist ad, which is pretty likely. but some girl's life could be in danger here. idk maybe i'm just too paranoid over things like this but i certainly think it's worth it to involve law enforcement or someone to checkout what's really going wrong. i'd say to set her up yourself but you could be in danger.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: blazenn]
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I am not comfortable sharing pics on the internet. Trust me you will not be disappointed.
When are you coming up? Please wear a long sleeve shirt so it doesn't hurt if she bites you.

I said "No prob. I plan on camping in the desert for a few days on my way. Im also shipping some raccoons. Is your daughter ok with raccoons?"
Obvious troll is obvious...
dude please inform local authority about this lady or set her up yourself. the fact that she's mentioning a 5 year old daughter makes this a serious situation. i know it seems like it's just some random fool trolling a craigslist ad, which is pretty likely. but some girl's life could be in danger here. idk maybe i'm just too paranoid over things like this but i certainly think it's worth it to involve law enforcement or someone to checkout what's really going wrong. i'd say to set her up yourself but you could be in danger.
This might be funny but he's right! Treat it seriously. It could be multiple things. I would turn her in to the
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: eloC]
#14133241 - 03/16/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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once again, i didnt read most replies, (ADHD), but i would report the bitch or set her up. this shit happens all the time, but you have a chance to pop one of these bitches.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: eloC]
#14133249 - 03/16/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You may already be a suspect because you want pictures and stuff.  Your fuckored d00d!
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: lil_demented]
#14133317 - 03/16/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Holy shit this thread is great. I wanna see how far he can take this.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: lil_demented]
#14133334 - 03/16/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lil_demented said: You may already be a suspect because you want pictures and stuff.  Your fuckored d00d!

it prob is a sting operation and these fuckers have no idea what trolling is.
you could bring them back to this site to prove that you were only fucking around, but then they would have access to this...
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/dosearch.php?namebox=101908
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Dunno] 1
#14133439 - 03/16/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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send her one of these
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Salomon] 1
#14133456 - 03/16/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Salomon said: send her one of these
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.


this is a good idea.
but still you should highly consider at least calling your local police station and making a report about this lady. the whole situation just sounds way to sketch to me, and you never really know. somebody's daughter could really be in a shitty situation right now and you could be the one to help her out. i mean it's very likely that you're just being trolled but to me this definitely sounds like something that's worth investigation.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: blazenn]
#14133519 - 03/16/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wouldn't call the cops. Chances are this is a classic double troll. Who the fuck would try to get someone to move their child on craigslist?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14133530 - 03/16/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah and you might just get shit for going along for so long. Maybe just try and see how far you can take it and not speak of it, just for lulz.
If the cops were to be called, it may be too fal along on the trolling to still be innocent
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14133541 - 03/16/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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gzuf said: I wouldn't call the cops. Chances are this is a classic double troll. Who the fuck would try to get someone to move their child on craigslist?
you would be surprised
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14133572 - 03/16/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you never know man, this whole situation sounds sketch. i don't mean to keep repeating myself but it's possible that a kid is in danger here. the person contacting OP may not even be the child's parent, the kid could be kidnapped tho idk why someone who would kidnap a kid would try to pawn the kid off on some random dude on craigslist.
it's not like it would hurt to make a 5 minute phonecall to the police station to inform them on the situation and maybe they can make a visit to the location the "lady" wants the kid picked up from and the cops can find out what's really going on.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14133633 - 03/16/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I am not comfortable sharing pics on the internet. Trust me you will not be disappointed.
When are you coming up? Please wear a long sleeve shirt so it doesn't hurt if she bites you.

I said "No prob. I plan on camping in the desert for a few days on my way. Im also shipping some raccoons. Is your daughter ok with raccoons?"
Obvious troll is obvious...
I'll bet the other troll is posting a similar thread on another message board.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ModularMind]
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: eloC]
#14134399 - 03/16/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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update?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: BeverageFace]
#14144640 - 03/18/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BeverageFace said: update?
No? How about now?
...Maybe now?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Aser]
#14144819 - 03/18/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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He's in jail.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: BothHands]
#14144846 - 03/18/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol
Last bit of conversatoin:
I am not comfortable sharing pics on the internet. Trust me you will not be disappointed.
When are you coming up? Please wear a long sleeve shirt so it doesn't hurt if she bites you.
No prob. I plan on camping in the desert for a few days on my way. Im also shipping some raccoons. Is your daughter ok with raccoons?
Its a possibility. She has been exposed to rabies before, so I dont think she can get it again. The camping thing may be a bit traumitic for her. Are you a rapist or serial killer?
If I was, would I tell you?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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You should've asked if fetuses count.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14144904 - 03/18/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha tell her you find those terms offensive and prefer what youre therapist calls, __________(instert funny shit here)
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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I_was_the_walrus said: The camping thing may be a bit traumitic for her. Are you a rapist or serial killer?
You should've asked if fetuses count. 
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Legend] 1
#14145263 - 03/18/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Shes been exposed to rabies"
? ? ? ? whos 5 year old has been exposed to rabies?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: DrMambo]
#14249907 - 04/06/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's obviously fake. "She's" just some fucknut having a laugh with someone on craigslist... and vice versa.
Edited by Mad River (04/07/11 12:36 PM)
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