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OfflineSynesthetic
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14131406 - 03/16/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)


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Synesthetic said:
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I_was_the_walrus said:
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frith said:
where are you going? like from where to where?




From vegas, through the desert to northern utah.

Sounds like a setup to me....




I wouldn't give her brat a ride, but you should like totally stop by Tooele...although I'm broke and would just mooch your dr00gz XD




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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14131413 - 03/16/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Impossible. For one, I didnt tell anybody I was putting up an add, and I dont know anybody that surfs the towns craigslist...Im not from here. Also, when you reply to adds it hides your email. Theres no way to know it was even me. On top of that, theres adds from others looking for the exact ride/route..its a pretty common drive.




what are you going to do?


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: lil_demented]
    #14131439 - 03/16/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
If you agree she'll probably mail you a blueprint of a foster home and a ninja costume with instructions for extracting the child from her "captors"




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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Dunno]
    #14131448 - 03/16/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Im pretty sure its an obvious sting/setup/troll. Nobody would give their 5 year old daughter to a random stranger. So I plan to continue trolling to see where it all goes...mostly for the lulz


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14132120 - 03/16/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:sip:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14132147 - 03/16/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Do
Share
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ifoundwaldo] * 1
    #14132232 - 03/16/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Watch you take it too far for the lulz and get party v& anyways haha.

Say you dont have a box, but you have a nice, slightly used coffin the girl can ride in, haha


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14132259 - 03/16/11 05:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Tell her you are a :cop:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Legend] * 2
    #14132281 - 03/16/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Try to pit 2 undercover police teams agains eachother, then reap the rewards


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14132360 - 03/16/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ahahaha


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14132423 - 03/16/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I put an add up on rideshare saying Im going from *** to ***, a few states away, and she emails me something like "hey Ive got some things that need to be delivered if youre going it would be awesome". I tell her maybe, depends on what it is, and how much. She replies "Oh that would be awesome. Its my 5 year old daughter. She doesnt talk to strangers though so shell be quiet. She also needs to stop every few hours to pee"

wtf?

This bitch wants to give a complete stranger her 5 year old daughter...



:facepalm3: What are we comming to as a society?


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14132852 - 03/16/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Azure Essence said:
Try to pit 2 undercover police teams agains eachother, then reap the rewards




what he said


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Dunno]
    #14132925 - 03/16/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I am not comfortable sharing pics on the internet. Trust me you will not be disappointed.

When are you coming up? Please wear a long sleeve shirt so it doesn't hurt if she bites you.






:lol:

I said "No prob. I plan on camping in the desert for a few days on my way. Im also shipping some raccoons. Is your daughter ok with raccoons?"

Obvious troll is obvious...


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14133006 - 03/16/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

She'll have to share a box with another coon


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ahchela]
    #14133018 - 03/16/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Haha the longsleeve shirt thing is probably to identify you.

Ask if she thinks her child's teeth will tear thru the fabric of an Ed Hardy see thru mesh tank top

EDIT: Wait, tank wont work... just go with see thru mesh 3 quarters length


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 1
    #14133128 - 03/16/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Seriously Fucked UP.

She is a tweaker for sure.  She might be selling the kid because she hasn't received a CS payment in 6 months or so.  Shit happens.

You will get charged for human trafficking if you take the kid and something happens.  Stuff happens, being sold as a slave, etc, etc.

If you have even a joint in the house get rid of everything.  Call a cop.  If you do anything illegal or have any associations don't ever call the cops.  Get rid of everything!  Delete e-mails, burn books, delete texts, throw out pot ash tray etc, etc.... 

Most people don't get involved because they might have a joint, and that is why pedophiles get away while pot smokers get busted in this country.  Shit like this does happen.  Basically call the cops, call child services, share your story, have other people call child services by sharing your story, then have her meet you at a police station with the cops present.  Have her confirm the story.  Coordinate with child services in the other state.  Deliver her to a police station in another state with child services watching and following.  If everything isn't on the up and up.  Take the kid, find the dad, drop the kid off on dad's lap unless he is in prison.

Child services is a joke unless they are being watched.  Maybe get a local TV station involved as an expose story.

That is life.  Basically how it works.

Some messed up people on CL and some gem's like you who can possibly change someone's life for the better.

No one hates corrupt laws, pot stealing cops, cash bribed, and pot selling cops more than me.  But it takes guts to give away your pot leaf ash tray, bongs, and 1/2 oz of C99 nugget.  That is the only way you can safely call the police to help a 5 year old kid you don't even know.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 1
    #14133153 - 03/16/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
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I am not comfortable sharing pics on the internet. Trust me you will not be disappointed.

When are you coming up? Please wear a long sleeve shirt so it doesn't hurt if she bites you.






:lol:

I said "No prob. I plan on camping in the desert for a few days on my way. Im also shipping some raccoons. Is your daughter ok with raccoons?"

Obvious troll is obvious...






dude please inform local authority about this lady or set her up yourself. the fact that she's mentioning a 5 year old daughter makes this a serious situation. i know it seems like it's just some random fool trolling a craigslist ad, which is pretty likely. but some girl's life could be in danger here. idk maybe i'm just too paranoid over things like this but i certainly think it's worth it to involve law enforcement or someone to checkout what's really going wrong. i'd say to set her up yourself but you could be in danger.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: blazenn]
    #14133195 - 03/16/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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blazenn said:
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I_was_the_walrus said:
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I am not comfortable sharing pics on the internet. Trust me you will not be disappointed.

When are you coming up? Please wear a long sleeve shirt so it doesn't hurt if she bites you.






:lol:

I said "No prob. I plan on camping in the desert for a few days on my way. Im also shipping some raccoons. Is your daughter ok with raccoons?"

Obvious troll is obvious...






dude please inform local authority about this lady or set her up yourself. the fact that she's mentioning a 5 year old daughter makes this a serious situation. i know it seems like it's just some random fool trolling a craigslist ad, which is pretty likely. but some girl's life could be in danger here. idk maybe i'm just too paranoid over things like this but i certainly think it's worth it to involve law enforcement or someone to checkout what's really going wrong. i'd say to set her up yourself but you could be in danger.



This might be funny but he's right! Treat it seriously. It could be multiple things. I would turn her in to the :cop:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: eloC]
    #14133241 - 03/16/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

once again, i didnt read most replies, (ADHD), but i would report the bitch or set her up. this shit happens all the time, but you have a chance to pop one of these bitches.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: eloC]
    #14133249 - 03/16/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You may already be a suspect because you want pictures and stuff. :shrug:
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