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OfflineTreefeeler
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128316 - 03/15/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Azure Essence said:
Dude, I would honestly call the police. There's something very fucked up probably happening if it's  not a trap.



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BothHands said:
I'd call the police.




Seriously, to be willing to reduce your child's fluid intake for a strangers convenience.  Please, contact the police.  If she's otherwise a great mother, social services will see this (as they have more pressing matters to deal with, aka crack babies) and simply keep tabs.
This is a young persons life we're talking about.  You could honestly be the call that gets the kid out of a destructive household.  Its, melodramatic, but its true.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14128330 - 03/15/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Treefeeler said:
Quote:

Azure Essence said:
Dude, I would honestly call the police. There's something very fucked up probably happening if it's  not a trap.



Quote:

BothHands said:
I'd call the police.




Seriously, to be willing to reduce your child's fluid intake for a strangers convenience.  Please, contact the police.  If she's otherwise a great mother, social services will see this (as they have more pressing matters to deal with, aka crack babies) and simply keep tabs.
This is a young persons life we're talking about.  You could honestly be the call that gets the kid out of a destructive household.  Its, melodramatic, but its true.



Seriously..what kind of a 'mother' deprives her child of fluids to save gas/stops?

You are probably gonna end up on Dateline.































































































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Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128338 - 03/15/11 11:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Or it's a sting.




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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14128347 - 03/16/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hell it could even be the kid's kidnapper contacting you and not her mother. I too think it would be a good idea to contact the police about this


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: P-O]
    #14128348 - 03/16/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hmm this is odd.  Just start trolling her now.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
    #14128350 - 03/16/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus]
    #14128358 - 03/16/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I was like, "Why the fuck is there all this space after Moronicus's post."
Then I saw Chris Hansen, and proceeded to laugh my ass off.
:highfive:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14128381 - 03/16/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:highfive:


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Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: P-O]
    #14128415 - 03/16/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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PostiveOutlook said:
Quote:

BothHands said:
Or it's a sting.







Yeah somethings not right. Im like rent a car. For 2 days, with gas, maybe $200. She says "Ill pay you double if you just bring her to me."

Obvious setup, or obvious troll


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14128452 - 03/16/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

troll her back and post results


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14128472 - 03/16/11 12:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, keep this going.

Exxxcellentt




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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14128489 - 03/16/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
troll her back and post results




im with Prep.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
    #14128492 - 03/16/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I told her if she put her daughter in a box and told her not to move...so I thought it was just a box, I would think about it.


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14128499 - 03/16/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yea until you arrive and her daughter is neatly separated in multiple boxes :uhoh:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH] * 2
    #14128506 - 03/16/11 12:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yea until you arrive and her daughter is neatly separated in multiple boxes :uhoh:




Directed by m night shyamalan


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14128513 - 03/16/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

exxxxcellent







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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH] * 3
    #14128520 - 03/16/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Only the boxes were empty the whole time, and you are the mother, and you child was never really born..


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14128524 - 03/16/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14128617 - 03/16/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14128626 - 03/16/11 01:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:laugh2:


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