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I_was_the_walrus
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Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter..
#14128173 - 03/15/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I put an add up on rideshare saying Im going from *** to ***, a few states away, and she emails me something like "hey Ive got some things that need to be delivered if youre going it would be awesome". I tell her maybe, depends on what it is, and how much. She replies "Oh that would be awesome. Its my 5 year old daughter. She doesnt talk to strangers though so shell be quiet. She also needs to stop every few hours to pee"
wtf?
This bitch wants to give a complete stranger her 5 year old daughter...
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128177 - 03/15/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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you're guna get sued!
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sui
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128180 - 03/15/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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crazy, fuck that shit. bad news.
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meatcakeman
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus] 2
#14128186 - 03/15/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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it's a trap.. her child is actually a 22-year-old Hezbollah foot soldier blessed by Allah to car bomb large US cities. she looks 5 because she has a similar disorder to that of Gary Coleman and Andy Milonakis.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. *DELETED* [Re: meatcakeman] 2
#14128189 - 03/15/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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realfuzzhead



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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ZOSO]
#14128194 - 03/15/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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someone had to say it
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ZOSO]
#14128201 - 03/15/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's straight up reason enough to get social services involved. Inept parents kill me to no end.
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: sui]
#14128213 - 03/15/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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So I reply "Are you really comfortable with letting a stranger take your 5 year old daughter!?! Maybe a few boxes or something, but Im not taking a child"
She replies "You are obviously a good person for asking that. Please, its the only way to get her to me. Ill even not let her drink anything the day before so she wont have to stop to pee"
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frith
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128228 - 03/15/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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where are you going? like from where to where?
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Natorade
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus] 4
#14128232 - 03/15/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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shes
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: frith]
#14128241 - 03/15/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
frith said: where are you going? like from where to where?
From vegas, through the desert to northern utah.
Sounds like a setup to me....
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128257 - 03/15/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Troll
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Moronicus
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128264 - 03/15/11 11:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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You can probably be charged with taking a child over state lines or some shit for strange reasons and possibly be charged for being a pedophile/child trafficking
Personally, If i wanted to cash in and be constantly angry in a cell for about a few years/all my years, I'd do it.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Moronicus] 6
#14128275 - 03/15/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dude, I would honestly call the police. There's something very fucked up probably happening if it's not a trap.
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frith
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: frith]
#14128278 - 03/15/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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homegirl can get a one way greyhound ticket for like $50 or less..
not in a million years would i do that shite.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128289 - 03/15/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd call the police.
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P-O
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Natorade]
#14128292 - 03/15/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Natorade said: shes 
that or shes some crazy old bat that should not be around kids.... next thing u know she will be asking random men to drive her to school
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ifoundwaldo


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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128300 - 03/15/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: Ill even not let her drink anything the day before so she wont have to stop to pee"
Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: She doesnt talk to strangers though so shell be quiet. She also needs to stop every few hours to pee"
gotta be 
i mean, this isn't how a mother talks about her daughter!
EDIT: probably a tweeker mother who needs the little girl for child support payments so she can
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14128302 - 03/15/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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She obviously has zero concern for the child's welfare. I wouldn't be surprised if the "mother" is trying to traffic the child.
Or it's a sting.
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ahchela
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: frith]
#14128311 - 03/15/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I say do it
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