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Let'sNotCum.
    #14127235 - 03/15/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I know it's probably too ealry to Cum,
so i'm gonna try not to blow my load just yet.
Think of this as the pre-Cum.

How's Tuesday night going for teh Pub?



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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #14127244 - 03/15/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

An ROTC student decided to destroy his entire future by taking a swing at me today because I told him he wasn't allowed to say fuck in class.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: thoughts]
    #14127248 - 03/15/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Also when the fuck did they start doing ROTC in highschool?


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127261 - 03/15/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ha! Sounds exciting.
Did he hit you or miss?
What happened did you beat his face in??


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127275 - 03/15/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Also when the fuck did they start doing ROTC in highschool?



Since the past like 20 years :shrug:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Legend]
    #14127282 - 03/15/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

im really surprised their arent more posts about a failing reactor in japan and only 50 guys (now suspended) around here.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127287 - 03/15/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I love the theme of this LNC, OP. Good job :yesnod:

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Larrythescaryrex said:
An ROTC student decided to destroy his entire future by taking a swing at me today because I told him he wasn't allowed to say fuck in class.




One day I am going to come pretend to be a student and sit in one of your classes. Beware :paranoid:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127294 - 03/15/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

as it is a boys only school, you'll probably stand out. I bet thats true wherever you are though :heart:


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"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Legend]
    #14127302 - 03/15/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh, I thought it was a college thing mostly. Nobody at my highschool did it. Do you think they will be pissed that he's getting expelled?

No I didn't destroy him because he didn't make contact. If he had, I'd probably be in a jail cell right now.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127311 - 03/15/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well I hope he got what he deserved larry


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127313 - 03/15/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wow, what a letdown. I guess I'll have to wait until you teach at a different school :sad:

Or maybe I could pull off dressing as a boy...:strokebeard:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127314 - 03/15/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

and ballerium... I take back everything I said about yoga!


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127321 - 03/15/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

They had JROTC in my highschool...not sure about ROTC


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127324 - 03/15/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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and ballerium... I take back everything I said about yoga!




What?! Why?

I like yoga.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127327 - 03/15/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

then after work I got a call to meet with the vice prin. before class tomorrow. I wonder if he is gonna bitch at me for some reason or if I need to sign some paper work or something....


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127330 - 03/15/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

He's going to blindfold you and then chop all your hair off.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127332 - 03/15/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Why would you get in trouble for getting swung at? Unless you stuck your foot in your mouth and said something stupid...


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14127338 - 03/15/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

maybe thats what it is. All I know about it is that they were a special military like uniform once a week or so. No body tells me shit. I didn't even get like an employee manuel.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127346 - 03/15/11 09:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the spanish teacher has a nose stud, so I bet my hair is safe.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14127357 - 03/15/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

who knows, maybe the kid denied it or something. I have anxiety disorder so I assume the worst. I wish I had like an optimism disease so I could assume I was going to get a valient service metal or something.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127364 - 03/15/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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the spanish teacher has a nose stud, so I bet my hair is safe.




So are all the faculty required to be males too? Why must it be an all boy's school? You've ruined my fantasy of staying after for detention.



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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127368 - 03/15/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

danlennon3 said:
and ballerium... I take back everything I said about yoga!




What?! Why?

I like yoga.




nah Im just messing around, I still love yoga... I wanted to take it easy tonight so I did a new yoga session thinking it was gonna be an easy one... Halfway through it and I got my body twisted in ways I never thought possible! ended up doing the whole session and now Im friggin exhausted! It was just something I was not prepared on doing tonight!

...And what I have to go through to make sure my balls stay in tact during yoga!!!!


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127375 - 03/15/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

No, there are chick teachers. The one with the nose stud is a girl.

But its a catholic boy's college preparatory academy.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127384 - 03/15/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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danlennon3 said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

danlennon3 said:
and ballerium... I take back everything I said about yoga!




What?! Why?

I like yoga.




nah Im just messing around, I still love yoga... I wanted to take it easy tonight so I did a new yoga session thinking it was gonna be an easy one... Halfway through it and I got my body twisted in ways I never thought possible! ended up doing the whole session and now Im friggin exhausted! It was just something I was not prepared on doing tonight!

...And what I have to go through to make sure my balls stay in tact during yoga!!!!




:lolsy:

What type of yoga do you do? I can't remember which kind the one at my gym teaches. It's the slow kind though. I know there's one that's done in a super hot room and is super fast-paced. I think it was called Bikram? It sounds challenging :eek:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127385 - 03/15/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Downloading the new Mortal Kombat demo on PS3 :rockon:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127420 - 03/15/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

danlennon3 said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

danlennon3 said:
and ballerium... I take back everything I said about yoga!




What?! Why?

I like yoga.




nah Im just messing around, I still love yoga... I wanted to take it easy tonight so I did a new yoga session thinking it was gonna be an easy one... Halfway through it and I got my body twisted in ways I never thought possible! ended up doing the whole session and now Im friggin exhausted! It was just something I was not prepared on doing tonight!

...And what I have to go through to make sure my balls stay in tact during yoga!!!!




:lolsy:

What type of yoga do you do? I can't remember which kind the one at my gym teaches. It's the slow kind though. I know there's one that's done in a super hot room and is super fast-paced. I think it was called Bikram? It sounds challenging :eek:





honestly I dont know any of the names specifically, except for kundalini yoga... When I took the class a while back, we were doing yoga-lates. I literally downloaded a handful of yoga workout sessions from demonoid:grin: they all vary and I am now switching it up a lot more... For a while I just stuck with this one particular kundalini workout. Do you have a place in your house to work out?


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14127442 - 03/15/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i've considered buying a ps3 lately, mostly because of the awesomeness of little big planet. mortal kombats fun too, i have tekken for 360. some of my friends use mortal kombat/tekken/soul calibur as drinking games, fun as hell


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3] * 1
    #14127447 - 03/15/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the Four Stages of Life

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You do not believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127464 - 03/15/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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honestly I dont know any of the names specifically, except for kundalini yoga... When I took the class a while back, we were doing yoga-lates. I literally downloaded a handful of yoga workout sessions from demonoid:grin: they all vary and I am now switching it up a lot more... For a while I just stuck with this one particular kundalini workout. Do you have a place in your house to work out?




Not really, no. My room is super-cramped as it is, and the only other place to work out would be the living room. But someone else is usually in there watching TV or something so I can't really interrupt. The gym would be the easiest place for me.

And on another note, I am doing my review for my Anatomy final. I will be so glad when I am finished with this class. I should have started sooner, but I had to work all fucking weekend and my sleep schedule got SO fucked up. I hope I do well, but I have a feeling I won't :facepalm:

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Larrythescaryrex said:
the Four Stages of Life

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You do not believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus.




:lolsy:

So true! I don't plan to have kids though, so at least I will only be playing Santa Claus to my bf and whoever else I decide to get presents for.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127479 - 03/15/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well, I just got back from the gym, had an awesome workout! Now I'm just sitting here watching some Evangelion that I DL'd and sippin whiskey. :grin:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: thoughts]
    #14127502 - 03/15/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Too late for me.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14127505 - 03/15/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Anatomy - the subject I both love and hate at the same time!


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: thoughts]
    #14127506 - 03/15/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

just had my last final today so i'm done with school for the next week and half... :reachforthelasers:
sadly, none of my friends have nug to sell right now so i might have to suck it up and buy weed from the clinic :sad:
regardless, my only priority as of right now is to have unforgivable sex by the end of this night


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127518 - 03/15/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Anatomy - the subject I both love and hate at the same time!




Yeah, I thought I was gonna love it. I've already taken one anatomy class (the allied health services one, which is way easier and goes into less detail than the one I'm in now) and figured that this one would be a breeze since I had already taken one anatomy. How wrong I was.

I'm just praying it doesn't fuck me over for my competitive selection, or the last year of my life will have been a total waste :facepalm:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14127545 - 03/15/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had a dream where i accidentally got my citizenship transfered to an Orcish encampment because they messed up on paperwork and checked "orc" instead of "human" also they messed up on my name and gave me a different first and last name.

When in the encampment I met someone who would help me this dude and this girl who also got transferred there by mistake to get out. We put out passports in our backpockets and swam across this lake to the citadel that was the sorta base operations for the human-run Orcish gulag. We climbed up in the middle of the night from the water and snuck past the guards to get in the late.

We then met with this lady at a booth and the other dude gave the numbers assigned to him and the girl and filled out the paperwork. I asked if he knew my number but they walked on when they got done. Next to me was an IRL friend who was tryin to get transferred to Prague because he was tired of being in this orcish city and wanted to go to a human one. Behind him was a lady who was trying to get transferred IN because she wanted to work there. She said you could make good money doing administrative work in the Orcish sectors but if you were in IT it wasnt worth it.

I was just trying to get out of the gulag and into the citadel...in the citadel they had better meals where you could pick what you wanted buffet style rather than eating slop and you could take various Orcish enrichment classes. I was very obviously human looking so everyone thought I was a quarter Orc. Right as I finished, signed and initialed my paperwork I woke up without getting to see the outcome.

Though I hated the situation of the dream I was bummed upon waking that I didnt get to find out whether or not I was accepted.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14127588 - 03/15/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I was very obviously human looking so everyone thought I was a quarter Orc. Right as I finished, signed and initialed my paperwork I woke up without getting to see the outcome.

Though I hated the situation of the dream I was bummed upon waking that I didnt get to find out whether or not I was accepted.




God, I hate it when that happens. :lol:


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I was very obviously human looking so everyone thought I was a quarter Orc. Right as I finished, signed and initialed my paperwork I woke up without getting to see the outcome.

Though I hated the situation of the dream I was bummed upon waking that I didnt get to find out whether or not I was accepted.




God, I hate it when that happens. :lol:




that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.


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    #14127616 - 03/15/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127626 - 03/15/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Anatomy - the subject I both love and hate at the same time!




Yeah, I thought I was gonna love it. I've already taken one anatomy class (the allied health services one, which is way easier and goes into less detail than the one I'm in now) and figured that this one would be a breeze since I had already taken one anatomy. How wrong I was.

I'm just praying it doesn't fuck me over for my competitive selection, or the last year of my life will have been a total waste :facepalm:




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    #14127634 - 03/15/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

subconscious COCKBLOCK :billymaythumbup:


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    #14127637 - 03/15/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.




Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127646 - 03/15/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

thats hot. :raveface:


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I was very obviously human looking so everyone thought I was a quarter Orc. Right as I finished, signed and initialed my paperwork I woke up without getting to see the outcome.

Though I hated the situation of the dream I was bummed upon waking that I didnt get to find out whether or not I was accepted.




God, I hate it when that happens. :lol:




that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.



Or when you've already gotten in and you wake up before you get off. I never get the happy ending.


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    #14127650 - 03/15/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

turns out this LNC's title was relevant tonight.

none of us can cum.


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    #14127672 - 03/15/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i've never had a sex dream or a wet dream before.... :tearchalice:
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    #14127683 - 03/15/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't seem to have sex dreams. Usually my dreams are fucked up. For example, the last fucked up dream I had was one were I was fighting zombies (a common theme for me) but these zombies would regenerate if you did not COMPLETELY destroy the brain, like with a dead on 12 gauge slug. One of the zombies was Kelly Bundy. And they could talk.


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that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.




Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.




is this something that happens in real life too? Maybe Im lucky in that sense, becasue I was raised to make sure the girl has an orgasm before I do.. Well not raised, but its a discipline I have followed throughout my life with 100% positive results! Im not saying Im a pimp in any manner... I just know how to please my woman.

Seriously, whats wrong with you guys? you are making us all look bad! Learn how to have sex you guys:grin:


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    #14127699 - 03/15/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I don't seem to have sex dreams. Usually my dreams are fucked up. For example, the last fucked up dream I had was one were I was fighting zombies (a common theme for me) but these zombies would regenerate if you did not COMPLETELY destroy the brain, like with a dead on 12 gauge slug. One of the zombies was Kelly Bundy. And they could talk.




and kelly wouldnt give you a blowjob?!? that bitch!


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I don't seem to have sex dreams. Usually my dreams are fucked up. For example, the last fucked up dream I had was one were I was fighting zombies (a common theme for me) but these zombies would regenerate if you did not COMPLETELY destroy the brain, like with a dead on 12 gauge slug. One of the zombies was Kelly Bundy. And they could talk.




do you feel extremely weak when you dream? if i try to run i cant, if i try to punch its like my punches hit with no force. in 95% of my dreams i cannot partake in urgent physical activity because i just cant seem to get my limbs to work properly.


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    #14127722 - 03/15/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I don't seem to have sex dreams. Usually my dreams are fucked up. For example, the last fucked up dream I had was one were I was fighting zombies (a common theme for me) but these zombies would regenerate if you did not COMPLETELY destroy the brain, like with a dead on 12 gauge slug. One of the zombies was Kelly Bundy. And they could talk.




Haha, mine are usually pretty fucked up too. I don't have the sex dreams that often, maybe a 4 or 5 times a year or something like that. But even then they're still bizarre. I was at some kind of circus in a tent or something in the one I had last night :lol:

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is this something that happens in real life too? Maybe Im lucky in that sense, becasue I was raised to make sure the girl has an orgasm before I do.. Well not raised, but its a discipline I have followed throughout my life with 100% positive results! Im not saying Im a pimp in any manner... I just know how to please my woman.

Seriously, whats wrong with you guys? you are making us all look bad! Learn how to have sex you guys:grin:




I'll just say that this doesn't carry over to real life. I am always satisfied :tongue:


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    #14127728 - 03/15/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had a dream the other day where i was part of some covert special forces group and I had to slaughter a bunch of degenerates. Then I accidentally killed some stoner kids.


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I had a dream the other day where i was part of some covert special forces group and I had to slaughter a bunch of degenerates. Then I accidentally killed some stoner kids.




haha degenerates. thats one of my favorite words.

one of my friends in highschool dropped out and my other friends and i made it a point to refer to him as a degenerate constantly from that point on. he hated it. :lol:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14127751 - 03/15/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol

I had a dream last night I was living at my moms house and I had a a bunch of trained lions and tigers in the backyard. They all escaped one day and were chasing everybody around the neighborhood. I was trying to tell everybody to calm down. The more you run and freak out, the more frisky theyre gonna get. Nobody listened. Everybody was in total idiot panic mode...


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127757 - 03/15/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I use to have re-occuring themes in my dreams where I would be fighting people (some real some not) and I would bust out some killer ninja/kung-fu moves and hit the guy with like a 6 blow combo move and it would have 0 effect whatsoever. It sucked.


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    #14127758 - 03/15/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I lucid dream almost every night... For a while, all I did when I became lucid was find a woman to have sex with. But whenever I did this, I would actually wake up from the dream! So I decided to stop having sex in my dreams.


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    #14127762 - 03/15/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

true story


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    #14127766 - 03/15/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I lucid dream almost every night... For a while, all I did when I became lucid was find a woman to have sex with. But whenever I did this, I would actually wake up from the dream! So I decided to stop having sex in my dreams.




Maybe you just need to work on your technique :wink:


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    #14127769 - 03/15/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I came...Do I lose?


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    #14127780 - 03/15/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You came or you cummed?


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    #14127792 - 03/15/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I lucid dream almost every night... For a while, all I did when I became lucid was find a woman to have sex with. But whenever I did this, I would actually wake up from the dream! So I decided to stop having sex in my dreams.




Maybe you just need to work on your technique :wink:




I was out of the dating game for a while. thats probably why I would look for sex in my dreams! But this is no longer the issue. and in return I no longer have these fucked up, perverted dreams!


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    #14127804 - 03/15/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't want to go to work tomrrow. It's gonna be the last day of a 7 day streak. And it's all fuckin day. 9-5:30. And I'm gonna get my ass chewed out for not doing everything tonight. cause we were under staffed, and busy. I can't stand my job


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    #14127810 - 03/15/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i frequently have dreams where my teeth fall out and i get scared as hell.  also have many dreams similar to samuel's, punching with no force and such. what does it all MEAN??!?!!?


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    #14127811 - 03/15/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I don't want to go to work tomrrow. It's gonna be the last day of a 7 day streak. And it's all fuckin day. 9-5:30. And I'm gonna get my ass chewed out for not doing everything tonight. cause we were under staffed, and busy. I can't stand my job




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    #14127836 - 03/15/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i frequently have dreams where my teeth fall out and i get scared as hell.  also have many dreams similar to samuel's, punching with no force and such. what does it all MEAN??!?!!?




those types of dreams usually happen when you are worrying about something in life. Like afraid of some unknown outcome. IME


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    #14127843 - 03/15/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

sounds like you need to move to hawaii and live in an eco-community


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127845 - 03/15/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Lately in my dreams when I become angry or stressed I can't speak but only mumble unintelligably.


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    #14127855 - 03/15/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

meh i dont consider myself much of a worrier at all.  i take things as they come, dont regret a whole lot. not that i dont manage to fuck a lot up


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    #14127861 - 03/15/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Is your voice not being heard someplace in life?


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    #14127870 - 03/15/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

maybe.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: citricacidx]
    #14127871 - 03/15/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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citricacidx said:
I don't want to go to work tomrrow. It's gonna be the last day of a 7 day streak. And it's all fuckin day. 9-5:30. And I'm gonna get my ass chewed out for not doing everything tonight. cause we were under staffed, and busy. I can't stand my job




Ugh, I know how you feel. I haven't had to work that many days in a row for a while, but I used to when I was FT, and it sucked. Now I usually end up having to work every weekend, or partial weekend, and it fucks my sleep schedule up so bad.

I worked Saturday night, had to turn around and be back early Sunday morning at 7:30, and I was supposed to be off Monday. I woke up and I was like "yes, all I have to do is get through today and then I can get some sleep!" And then they asked me to work Monday :facepalm: I watched as my sleep flew out the window.

Karen has completely fucked up our scheduling and hours. She wants us to run like a store of the future, even though we are not one yet. We don't have the budget, NOR the amount of people to run this way. We got our truck Friday and she took nearly everyone off of the truck crew. There were only 3 people there to unload the truck, and one of them was our store manager.

She also is a nazi about the compactor being locked and the fridge being clean. I heard she threw someones $30 lunchbag away just because it had been in there a couple days. She also threw someone's drink away and claimed that "drinks spread germs by being in the fridge." This bitch is fucking crazy. And I still haven't met her.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127880 - 03/15/11 10:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I do not look too deeply into the meaning of my dreams... but I do notice that certain dreams I have are reflections of something I am going through in life.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127884 - 03/15/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

shit in her office.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127886 - 03/15/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i wish I could just get to bed at a normal hour tonight! maybe ill try that unisom again


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127888 - 03/15/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:awelol:

sup peepz?!

Econ midterm,i was the first one finished. :highfive: 4 more weeks of chillen before a few days of decent studying :stoned:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14127899 - 03/15/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My theory through college was the first one to finish the test probably failed it.

I was usually last.

But those were almost always blue book essay exams.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127910 - 03/15/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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shit in her office.




Yeah, that would freak her out real good since she is apparently a germ-o-phobe.

She doesn't really have an office though. Our district managers just travel from store to store in their district and conduct their business on their cell phones. I could go shit in her driveway though if I knew her address :lol:

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i wish I could just get to bed at a normal hour tonight! maybe ill try that unisom again




Unisom has stopped working for me. I even doubled my dosage to 50mg. Went back to DPH 50mg and that also did nothing.

I think I need to try melatonin again, or perhaps some 5-HTP. I just need to reset my internal clock methinks.

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My theory through college was the first one to finish the test probably failed it.

I was usually last.

But those were almost always blue book essay exams.




I am usually always the first one to finish :sad:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127923 - 03/15/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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citricacidx said:
I don't want to go to work tomrrow. It's gonna be the last day of a 7 day streak. And it's all fuckin day. 9-5:30. And I'm gonna get my ass chewed out for not doing everything tonight. cause we were under staffed, and busy. I can't stand my job




Ugh, I know how you feel. I haven't had to work that many days in a row for a while, but I used to when I was FT, and it sucked. Now I usually end up having to work every weekend, or partial weekend, and it fucks my sleep schedule up so bad.

I worked Saturday night, had to turn around and be back early Sunday morning at 7:30, and I was supposed to be off Monday. I woke up and I was like "yes, all I have to do is get through today and then I can get some sleep!" And then they asked me to work Monday :facepalm: I watched as my sleep flew out the window.

Karen has completely fucked up our scheduling and hours. She wants us to run like a store of the future, even though we are not one yet. We don't have the budget, NOR the amount of people to run this way. We got our truck Friday and she took nearly everyone off of the truck crew. There were only 3 people there to unload the truck, and one of them was our store manager.

She also is a nazi about the compactor being locked and the fridge being clean. I heard she threw someones $30 lunchbag away just because it had been in there a couple days. She also threw someone's drink away and claimed that "drinks spread germs by being in the fridge." This bitch is fucking crazy. And I still haven't met her.




Yeah, pretty much. She was anal about locking the compacter and she was anal about the fridge. There was an instance of a hobo climbing into an unlocked compacted to sleep or something. Dunno how it ended up..

I was supposed to set a slightly different plan-o-gram on the tower baskets by the register. closing tonight was me, a framing manager, a framer, 1 floor person and 1 newbie who was shadowing the other floor person learning the store.

When I was supposed to accomplish this I don't know. Somewhere between the checking customers out, doing returns, trying to sweep the front and collect trash, and closing down and counting out the registers. And setting a whole new plan-o-gram.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127926 - 03/15/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Larry, yeah this was a scantron and there were no trick questions and the first few chapter of macroeconomics are pretty easy to grasp, we didnt have to do much math just theory based questions

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127929 - 03/15/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, but your tests are not like 20 page one question essays to finish in 1:15 right?


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127938 - 03/15/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.




Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.




Female version of blue balls?  So you get pain?  I can't say I've ever experienced that.  But I've got a brother, so I've heard all about it. :lol:

I can't say I've ever had a problem with not finishing in the dream.  My problem is usually waking up in a puddle.

Sex dreams never dissapoint.  But drug dreams always do unfortunately.  I can't tell you how many times I've eaten acid in a dream, and then woken up. :kingcrankey:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14127939 - 03/15/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just got an 8th of some dank, a good night off is being had. Even if I do have to be up for work in 5 hours.
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14127944 - 03/15/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

also hot. :raveface:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: citricacidx]
    #14127963 - 03/15/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Yeah, pretty much. She was anal about locking the compacter and she was anal about the fridge. There was an instance of a hobo climbing into an unlocked compacted to sleep or something. Dunno how it ended up..

I was supposed to set a slightly different plan-o-gram on the tower baskets by the register. closing tonight was me, a framing manager, a framer, 1 floor person and 1 newbie who was shadowing the other floor person learning the store.

When I was supposed to accomplish this I don't know. Somewhere between the checking customers out, doing returns, trying to sweep the front and collect trash, and closing down and counting out the registers. And setting a whole new plan-o-gram.




Wow, that's pretty fucked up. If I were the hobo, I don't think that would be my choice spot. We throw all kinds of shit in our compactor. Broken glass, foodstuffs, trash, etc. Not to mention I would be afraid of waking up being compacted. Some of the guys that used to work there would climb down into the compactor when it would get jammed. No way in hell would I ever do that :uhoh:

Ugh, we have the same skeleton crew here too. I don't understand how they expect stores to function this way. FES have it the worse though, our managers get so pissy at our FES too for not finishing their POG's or doing the fifty billion other projects that the manager gives them.

I really hate it here. Everybody is nervous that our pay is going to go back down to starting pay. Since they told us we would technically be "fired" and then "re-hired" once the store of the future is implemented. That would mean we will lose all our tenure. So everyone is kind of freaking out over that, and if they do lower our pay, I'm fucking gone. That is the only reason I am there, because otherwise I could go to any other retail store.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127965 - 03/15/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Pretty hard to compete with Bal without talking about my vagina. :lol:


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    #14127974 - 03/15/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.




Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.




Female version of blue balls?  So you get pain?  I can't say I've ever experienced that.  But I've got a brother, so I've heard all about it. :lol:

I can't say I've ever had a problem with not finishing in the dream.  My problem is usually waking up in a puddle.

Sex dreams never dissapoint.  But drug dreams always do unfortunately.  I can't tell you how many times I've eaten acid in a dream, and then woken up. :kingcrankey:




Yes, it's kind of an intense radiating pain from that area. It usually goes away within a few minutes of waking up, but damn it sucks. I wish I could finish in my dreams :crankey:

And it's funny you mention acid dreams. I had two dreams last night, one was a sex dream and the other I had just taken some acid. I was at the parking lot outside my work and there was a huge crowd of people wondering around, also all on acid. Everything was starting to melt and turn into puddles, and then I woke up :sad:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14127980 - 03/15/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Pretty hard to compete with Bal without talking about my vagina. :lol:




We could dominate this thread and thwart everyone's efforts of "let's not cum" :evil:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127988 - 03/15/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If my pay was ever abitarily lowered I'd walk out of a job. In fact, I make it a point to say that during the initial interview so that I can claim I gave extreme notice before quiting.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127993 - 03/15/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

But I have kinda a specialized skill set, so you probably shouldn't do that in retail.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127998 - 03/15/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm not posting pictures, if that's what you're suggesting. :tongue2:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
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Ballerium said:
Quote:

BothHands said:
Pretty hard to compete with Bal without talking about my vagina. :lol:




We could dominate this thread and thwart everyone's efforts of "let's not cum" :evil:




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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14128006 - 03/15/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I AMMMMM BOOORRRRREEEEDDDDD

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128010 - 03/15/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm shooting vodka with hotsauce.  I'm pretty bored too..


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128012 - 03/15/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

so it turns out that betta's are pussies.

I put a fairly large male betta in a tank with three blind cave fish, only slightly larger than the betta. He decided to fuck with them, and they promptly killed then ate him.

I have never seen them do that to other fish.

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128013 - 03/15/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

class in 8 hours.

i have weed. i have swishers. actually my sketchy bro jacked one of em, so i have a swisher.

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128014 - 03/15/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Wow, that's pretty fucked up. If I were the hobo, I don't think that would be my choice spot. We throw all kinds of shit in our compactor. Broken glass, foodstuffs, trash, etc. Not to mention I would be afraid of waking up being compacted. Some of the guys that used to work there would climb down into the compactor when it would get jammed. No way in hell would I ever do that :uhoh:

Ugh, we have the same skeleton crew here too. I don't understand how they expect stores to function this way. FES have it the worse though, our managers get so pissy at our FES too for not finishing their POG's or doing the fifty billion other projects that the manager gives them.

I really hate it here. Everybody is nervous that our pay is going to go back down to starting pay. Since they told us we would technically be "fired" and then "re-hired" once the store of the future is implemented. That would mean we will lose all our tenure. So everyone is kind of freaking out over that, and if they do lower our pay, I'm fucking gone. That is the only reason I am there, because otherwise I could go to any other retail store.




Yeah, I'm waiting to see how much my pay's going to go down. My manager already told me there would be a paycut. Shit, I barely make any more as is, I can't imagine there's much to cut.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128018 - 03/15/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

your not taking into account my antidepressants and sedatives.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128020 - 03/15/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I'm not posting pictures, if that's what you're suggesting. :tongue2:




You shouldn't have said that, now we're going to be bombarded with tits or GTFO :tongue:

I think we are doing a nice job on Larry though :naughty:

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But I have kinda a specialized skill set, so you probably shouldn't do that in retail.




Yeah, I sort of walked out when my boss belittled me in front of customers. I went to the assistant manager and told her I needed to leave, that I didn't feel good (I was furious and upset) and she told me I needed to go ask the store manager (the one who had infuriated me) so I said well you can write me up if you want to, I'm leaving.

They would miss me if I did leave, because we're so short-staffed already. And the majority of the night crew are dimwits.


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    #14128028 - 03/15/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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blunt?:awehigh:




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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14128032 - 03/15/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I would rather smoke the weed then kick back and smoke the cigar


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128045 - 03/15/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

LOL:lol: I just found this video while looking up EKG's for school!



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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14128048 - 03/15/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ohh my god, Im in the fucking 80's now!!!!


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14128059 - 03/15/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I am bored and cant stick to one kinda music tonight


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128068 - 03/15/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

go back to otd and post hello.jpg or something.


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128069 - 03/15/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've got a pretty big assignment to finish before tomorrow at 12:40 pm...A test in the same class at 12:40.  I also have an online test to do before 11:30 am.  I'm pretty much fucked.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128074 - 03/15/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I think we are doing a nice job on Larry though :naughty:




I'm pretty sure you're doing that all by yourself.  But you don't really need to do much to make him lose his mind.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128075 - 03/15/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

but blunts are so bomb..


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14128101 - 03/15/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

intereting video


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128104 - 03/15/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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go back to otd and post hello.jpg or something.




Nah I am good I would do something that is original and not played out


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128107 - 03/15/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

apparently I'm more transparent than I thought.

Actually I'm fairly blunt.


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14128113 - 03/15/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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but blunts are so bomb..





Not a big fan of blunts


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128115 - 03/15/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you could make a Goodbye.jpg pic of yourself stretching your ureathra open...

actual please do not do that.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128122 - 03/15/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm heading to google for a few minutes to see if there is still a japan.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128125 - 03/15/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Is that something you would like to see?


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128128 - 03/15/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

holy fuck bro have i never seen you b4. you have a shitton of posts.:cheers:


yeah people grow outta blutns  im still young and theyre de-lic-ous :awehigh:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128134 - 03/15/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

apparently so.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14128139 - 03/15/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

WTF is this? lol!
http://vimeo.com/hd#20800127


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14128142 - 03/15/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't usually hangout in these parts


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14128143 - 03/15/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:

Between reading about urethras and watching youtube videos of drunk people on slip n' slides, I am doing a nice job of procrastinating.

I am soooo fucked. Fifty-two questions to answer and I'm only on number 6.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128145 - 03/15/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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apparently I'm more transparent than I thought.

Actually I'm fairly blunt.




I'm pretty transparent about my Shroomery crush on Acidic Sloth. :tongue2:

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128147 - 03/15/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Japan transformed in to a cesium covered rock or your stretched out ureathra?

One answer is yes and one is no. Its up to you to figure out which is which.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14128148 - 03/15/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Two nights ago I had a dream where I was finding chunks of Hofmann blotter all over as I walked along the road. I was eagerly collecting them:lol:

Last night I'd a dream where myself and a buddy were walking down the road when I noticed a shifty looking guy watching us from across the street. Well he approached and whipped out a little gun. I immediately thought he was going to rob us but he just unloaded about 4 or 5 bullets into my buddy. In the seconds standing there I'm thinking "this is it,I'm fucked" and sure enough I was,he fired a good 5 shots into my stomach and I fell to my knees clutching my stomach in pain.

I made some comment like "this is my last breath" before he shot me a few more times and I woke up.

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128158 - 03/15/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

please, she was like my first internet crush ever.


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128170 - 03/15/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A_S or bal?

Does she have your nudes? She has mine :naughty:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128184 - 03/15/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm fucking drunk.  I probably shouldn't be posting. :lol:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128193 - 03/15/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I'm fucking drunk.  I probably shouldn't be posting. :lol:



Lies! You probably SHOULD be posting :yesnod:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128196 - 03/15/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A_S.

Bal might qualify as internet crush number two but I think I might be too old at this point to have internet crushes.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128200 - 03/15/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

procrastination rocks!:awesome:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128203 - 03/15/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Can you ever be too old for internet crushes?

Let's ask :hansen2:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14128220 - 03/15/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that was a typo, I meant to say she might be too old to be one of my internet crushes. :pedobear:


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128225 - 03/15/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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BothHands said:
A_S or bal?

Does she have your nudes? She has mine :naughty:




I guess what she says is true. She really is a master at getting nudes :wink:

Quote:

Larrythescaryrex said:
A_S.

Bal might qualify as internet crush number two but I think I might be too old at this point to have internet crushes.




You are never too old for internet crushes :wink: You qualify for my first shroomery crush :inlove3:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128237 - 03/15/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.




Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.




Female version of blue balls?  So you get pain?  I can't say I've ever experienced that.  But I've got a brother, so I've heard all about it. :lol:

I can't say I've ever had a problem with not finishing in the dream.  My problem is usually waking up in a puddle.

Sex dreams never dissapoint.  But drug dreams always do unfortunately.  I can't tell you how many times I've eaten acid in a dream, and then woken up. :kingcrankey:




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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128239 - 03/15/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128244 - 03/15/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:cuddles:


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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    #14128250 - 03/15/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I can't tell you how many times I've eaten acid in a dream, and then woken up. :raveface:




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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128253 - 03/15/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I guess what she says is true. She really is a master at getting nudes :wink:





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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128271 - 03/15/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:cuddles:




:bliss:  :bigkiss2:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128277 - 03/15/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ugh I left my pipe at my ladies house now I gotta use this ghetto ass metal pipe with looney toons stickers on it lol


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128284 - 03/15/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I remember the first time I heard the fear factory song "shock" I was super stoned, and a new smoker at the time so it was one of those extreme stoned kinda highs, and when I heard the chorus which goes "Electric shock, Electric shock, shock to the system..." I swore I was hearing "Acidic sloth, Acidic sloth, sloth to the system..."

Weird.

Same thing happened when I first heard Avril's "skater boi" song, I swore I heard "shroomer boi"

:feelsweirdman:
I was initiated into weed with dank and bong hits by people 10 years my senior, so those were mind blowing times.


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128286 - 03/15/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

GUYS Y'ALL GUYS Y'ALL

this girl I used to hook up with wants to meet up again this weekend!

dirty texts and errthang!

this will be my first liason since my fiancee left me last year!
:awebig:


I HAD TO TELL TEH SHR00MERY

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: rackem]
    #14128320 - 03/15/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it is getting the best of me...anyone know anything about making erd's in visio??? haha


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Mchaggis]
    #14128323 - 03/15/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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GUYS Y'ALL GUYS Y'ALL

this girl I used to hook up with wants to meet up again this weekend!

dirty texts and errthang!

this will be my first liason since my fiancee left me last year!
:awebig:


I HAD TO TELL TEH SHR00MERY

and slothie can be my master WINKYFACE





:highfive:


Getting some is the best dude!


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128325 - 03/15/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I wish I could replicate the first times I got high...I would lay on the bed and my bf would run his fingers over my back. It felt like a stampede of horses galloping across my back :vaped:

I got pretty close the other night. I was walking around like a zombie and got into a huge fit of laughter, and unfortunately started burping in the midst of the laughing, which only made it worse :rofl:

Such good times...I love weed. I don't ever see myself quitting it for good.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128329 - 03/15/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:advisory:

I couldn't find a greamlin that properly expressed my thoughts, so I'm gonna stick with this. :wink:


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    #14128354 - 03/16/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:advisory:

I couldn't find a greamlin that properly expressed my thoughts, so I'm gonna stick with this. :wink:




There is a whole section of graemlins dedicated to those kinds of thoughts :wink:


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    #14128369 - 03/16/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

there was a thread about this a week or so ago... those first few highs are what i always aim for and miss by just the slightest bit


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    #14128383 - 03/16/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

none of them seemed quite tasteful enough.:grin:


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    #14128408 - 03/16/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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there was a thread about this a week or so ago... those first few highs are what i always aim for and miss by just the slightest bit




Yeah..you just can't quite capture that novel, magical feeling. Something can only be new once :sad:

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none of them seemed quite tasteful enough.:grin:




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    #14128440 - 03/16/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

DOBIE

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128443 - 03/16/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If you go to amsterdam, it will feel new again.

If I were a sculptor, but then again no, or a man who made potions in a traveling show... I would buy airplane tickets for two...
My gift is my bud and this ones for you.

or am I dating myself with old songs again....


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    #14128447 - 03/16/11 12:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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If you go to amsterdam, it will feel new again.

If I were a sculptor, but then again no, or a man who made potions in a traveling show... I would buy airplane tickets for two...
My gift is my bud and this ones for you.

or am I dating myself with old songs again....




I wish...:drooling: One day, I plan to go there. But by the time I can afford it, weed will probably already be legal here :sad:

And yeah, you're not doing a very good job of upholding your claim of being too young for me :tongue:


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    #14128467 - 03/16/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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DOBIE

how's the fishin' breh




I havent went fishing for a while but the spring salmon are starting to show up in the big river


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    #14128469 - 03/16/11 12:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Actually that song makes me think of Ewan McGregor more than Elton John.

I'm only like four years older than you, thats not really :pedobear:


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    #14128482 - 03/16/11 12:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

where you from? alaska?


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    #14128486 - 03/16/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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DOBIE

how's the fishin' breh




I havent went fishing for a while but the spring salmon are starting to show up in the big river




Mmmmm, I LOVE me some grilled and blackened salmon :crazy2: Alaskan Sockeye Salmon!

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Actually that song makes me think of Ewan McGregor more than Elton John.

I'm only like four years older than you, thats not really :pedobear:




Nah, 4 years isn't bad at all. :wink: :nudge:

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    #14128491 - 03/16/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

He's from otd :boxxy:


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    #14128503 - 03/16/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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DOBIE

how's the fishin' breh




I havent went fishing for a while but the spring salmon are starting to show up in the big river



I wish we had salmon down here

I either gotta dredge the bottom of the Tennessee for catfish or cast worms into drainage ditches/cattle ponds for bluegill, and neither one taste as good as salmon


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    #14128504 - 03/16/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:penis::penis::penis::penis::penis::penis::penis::penis:

Guess whos drinkin?

I am. I am drinking.


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    #14128509 - 03/16/11 12:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

try noodleing. I hear thats an awesome way to die.


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    #14128510 - 03/16/11 12:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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where you from? alaska?





No lol I am from washington live along the columbian river.
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DOBIE

how's the fishin' breh




I havent went fishing for a while but the spring salmon are starting to show up in the big river




Mmmmm, I LOVE me some grilled and blackened salmon :crazy2: Alaskan Sockeye Salmon!



How about fresh washington coho salmon lol


I don't even eat fish I catch the majority of fish in the fall when the steelhead are heavy in the river and so are the fall chinook fun stuff, I usually give away my fish to my friends or some people even toss me twenty, forty bucks for some nice fillets


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    #14128515 - 03/16/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

Dobie said:
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DOBIE

how's the fishin' breh




I havent went fishing for a while but the spring salmon are starting to show up in the big river



I wish we had salmon down here

I either gotta dredge the bottom of the Tennessee for catfish or cast worms into drainage ditches/cattle ponds for bluegill, and neither one taste as good as salmon





Yeah some of the rivers up here are epic clear, its fuckin cool when a big school of salmon head up the river and you can see the wake they make its pretty damn cool


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    #14128518 - 03/16/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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How about fresh washington coho salmon lol


I don't even eat fish I catch the majority of fish in the fall when the steelhead are heavy in the river and so are the fall chinook fun stuff, I usually give away my fish to my friends or some people even toss me twenty, forty bucks for some nice fillets




Yeah, that'll work. I guess Washington is close enough to Alaska :grin:


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    #14128519 - 03/16/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

eh washington's still cool. i'd love to live in an area live washington/northern cal/oregon.  or alaska. my dream home


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    #14128530 - 03/16/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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try noodleing. I hear thats an awesome way to die.



trotlining is for civilized rednecks like me :superiority:
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    #14128535 - 03/16/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wow, I learned in class the other day that semen is alkaline, in order to counteract the acidity of the vagina. I was telling my boyfriend this because I thought it was interesting.

So just now he comes up with this brilliant idea that if I ever get heartburn, I should give him a blow job, so that the alkalinity of his semen can counteract my heartburn.

Fortunately, I don't have heartburn problems, but he does. So I told him to go suck his own dick :evil:


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    #14128536 - 03/16/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the only good thing about tomorrow is that it is a dress down day. To fund raise the school sells special passes to not wear the uniform on certain days. On those days I can dress semi-casual.

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    #14128539 - 03/16/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



LOL right to the right of that point right there is where I fish most of the time I can't beleive that google pulled up a picture


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    #14128547 - 03/16/11 12:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This thread needs a good picture...



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    #14128548 - 03/16/11 12:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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LOL right to the right of that point right there is where I fish most of the time I can't beleive that google pulled up a picture




I know, right??? :rofl:

That there is a nice fishing spot :yesnod:


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    #14128558 - 03/16/11 12:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Looks like its right off the highway...


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that is the other side of the river

I am gonna see what youtube comes up with lol


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    #14128560 - 03/16/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Looks like its right off the highway...




No that is a salmon hatchery on the otherside of the river


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    #14128563 - 03/16/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

On the other hand, maybe I'll be able to tell the students apart for once. Everybody in PA sorta has the same tardlike facial structure anyway...


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    #14128566 - 03/16/11 12:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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    #14128576 - 03/16/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Boo...


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    #14128583 - 03/16/11 12:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

fuck it. I got to go to sleep for the sake of getting up and going to the salt mines tomorrow.

hell.

Nighty guys.
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    #14128587 - 03/16/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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fuck it. I got to go to sleep for the sake of getting up and going to the salt mines tomorrow.

hell.

Nighty guys.
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    #14128597 - 03/16/11 12:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i kinda want to try heroin just to see what the fuss is all about


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    #14128598 - 03/16/11 12:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

On that river its legal to hook em in the head as long as its in front of the gill plate, But yeah people bring em in by the butthole and shit, Its mostly russians that do it I can't stand em rudest motherfuckers, they trash up the fishing hole and attract way to much attention, Some russians got busted here with a bucket full of trout I think there was like 57 or something, The limit is 5 or 7 I can't remember dude got prison time I think a couple years


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    #14128606 - 03/16/11 12:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i kinda want to try heroin just to see what the fuss is all about




Me too, I want to try IV Heroin. But who am I kidding? I'm too much of a pussy to ever try it. But that still doesn't stop me from being curious.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128610 - 03/16/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Heroin is pretty great at ruining your life


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128618 - 03/16/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

my sentiments exactly. and i realize heroin ruins lives, which means it must be pretty damn great


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128622 - 03/16/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I imagine, like cocaine, if I ended up doing it it would be so thoroughly overwhelming for how built up it is. Coming off a hard fucking mushroom fry feels incredible tho, and I cant see ANYTHING being better than that.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: clown133]
    #14128625 - 03/16/11 01:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I tried it once, just to see what was up.  Have no wants to do it again.  I can't stand needles AT ALL.  It was this last 4th of July, and we all wanted to get spun...heroin is all we could find :\.  I had snorted it before, but IV is a WHOLE new ball game.  I've ate A LOT of opiates, but fuck...I've never been that messed up.

On a side note, nate dogg has passed away if anyone cares.



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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14128630 - 03/16/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

but mushrooms don't make you crave them so bad you'd throw your life away just to get a quick ride to lala land


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    #14128635 - 03/16/11 01:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i kinda want to try heroin just to see what the fuss is all about




Me too, I want to try IV Heroin. But who am I kidding? I'm too much of a pussy to ever try it. But that still doesn't stop me from being curious.





:facepalm: to the guy who said he wants to know what all the fuss is about.

yeah how bout you go walk through amsterdam or the bronx or 5th street in L.A and ask them what all the buzz is about? Other people have suffered enough, why dont you enjoy the fact that you havnt opened pandoras box and stick with the psychedelics


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128639 - 03/16/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Heroin is pretty great at ruining your life




Yeah, that's why I'll never go near it. The descriptions of the high just sound so nice though...nice is not a good enough word, but it's all I can think of at the moment.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: clown133]
    #14128648 - 03/16/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Heroin didn't do that for me, because I knew it was really bad before I did it.  I know it sounds crazy, but it was something I wanted to try just once, because I wondered what people that were addicted (one of my good friends) were up against, and I just wanted to see what it was like.  I wouldn't do it if you had it here right in front of me for free.  I'm the same way with cocaine nowadays.  I've done my fair share of it, but it is something I'm done with.


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    #14128653 - 03/16/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dude i didnt say i wanted to start hockin my shit and shooting up daily. i'd just like to know what its like. don't think thats all that big of a deal


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    #14128655 - 03/16/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ahh bringing personal shit into an internet convo :facepalm: @ me.

Do whatchu want, ive just seen heroin rip my group of friends to shreads. Ive seen a good group of kids in a good area with good families end up as shady motherfuckers carfishing and robbings friends houses etc. (who hasnt though)
now theyre dead, in a coma, rehab, prison or out of state.

Id recommend you leaving that door closed


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    #14128673 - 03/16/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

alright i understand why my post might have upset you, i definately wasnt trying to underplay the seriousness of the drug or disrespect what it does to people.  its not a road i'd ever go down, i'd just like to know what it feels like


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    #14128779 - 03/16/11 01:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:mmmkay:


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    #14128787 - 03/16/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Oh, I thought it was a college thing mostly. Nobody at my highschool did it. Do you think they will be pissed that he's getting expelled?

No I didn't destroy him because he didn't make contact. If he had, I'd probably be in a jail cell right now.





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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: clown133]
    #14128791 - 03/16/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well, thats it. all my pills are gone. so long to being high for a month.
that was fun.


back to weed tomorrow.


i can't even really explain how much i miss mushrooms, acid and marijuana. hopefully i dont break down and buy more of these disgusting things.


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    #14128794 - 03/16/11 01:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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No, there are chick teachers. The one with the nose stud is a girl.

But its a catholic boy's college preparatory academy.




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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: thoughts]
    #14129050 - 03/16/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Man my date for the night done passed out. What's up with that? I'm trying to be nice and wake her up at the right time..


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    #14129084 - 03/16/11 03:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Its never the right time...


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    #14129091 - 03/16/11 03:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That's what I'm sayin. I'll  probably catch hell waking someone up who is sleeping in my own bed. Ftw. Been there. Done that. :crazy:


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    #14129095 - 03/16/11 04:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:nonono:

Women...


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    #14129114 - 03/16/11 04:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, I'm not looking forward to waking a bitch up!


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: eris]
    #14129124 - 03/16/11 04:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Yeah, I'm not looking forward to waking a bitch up!




Nobody ever does... My condolences

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    #14129126 - 03/16/11 04:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:foreheadslap:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: eris]
    #14129127 - 03/16/11 04:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Spray her down with a fire extinguisher. I've always wanted to see someone get covered in that stuff.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: withoutawire]
    #14129135 - 03/16/11 04:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It might get to that point.

Haha.

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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: eris]
    #14129145 - 03/16/11 04:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Find out what it tastes like PLEASE. I sprayed that shit in 3rd grade in class and ever since then I've been itching to know. I have a fire extinguisher in my room but I stole it from the hallway so if I use it I won't have one.

The day I come across a second one i'll know, but until then I am hoping people like you can help me.


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    #14129152 - 03/16/11 04:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Heading out for VA in a few hours.


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