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OfflineBothHands
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128145 - 03/15/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
apparently I'm more transparent than I thought.

Actually I'm fairly blunt.




I'm pretty transparent about my Shroomery crush on Acidic Sloth. :tongue2:

It's all good


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
    #14128147 - 03/15/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Japan transformed in to a cesium covered rock or your stretched out ureathra?

One answer is yes and one is no. Its up to you to figure out which is which.


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14128148 - 03/15/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Two nights ago I had a dream where I was finding chunks of Hofmann blotter all over as I walked along the road. I was eagerly collecting them:lol:

Last night I'd a dream where myself and a buddy were walking down the road when I noticed a shifty looking guy watching us from across the street. Well he approached and whipped out a little gun. I immediately thought he was going to rob us but he just unloaded about 4 or 5 bullets into my buddy. In the seconds standing there I'm thinking "this is it,I'm fucked" and sure enough I was,he fired a good 5 shots into my stomach and I fell to my knees clutching my stomach in pain.

I made some comment like "this is my last breath" before he shot me a few more times and I woke up.

:uhoh:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128158 - 03/15/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

please, she was like my first internet crush ever.


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128170 - 03/15/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A_S or bal?

Does she have your nudes? She has mine :naughty:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128184 - 03/15/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm fucking drunk.  I probably shouldn't be posting. :lol:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128193 - 03/15/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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BothHands said:
I'm fucking drunk.  I probably shouldn't be posting. :lol:



Lies! You probably SHOULD be posting :yesnod:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128196 - 03/15/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A_S.

Bal might qualify as internet crush number two but I think I might be too old at this point to have internet crushes.


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128200 - 03/15/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

procrastination rocks!:awesome:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128203 - 03/15/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Can you ever be too old for internet crushes?

Let's ask :hansen2:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14128220 - 03/15/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that was a typo, I meant to say she might be too old to be one of my internet crushes. :pedobear:


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128225 - 03/15/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
A_S or bal?

Does she have your nudes? She has mine :naughty:




I guess what she says is true. She really is a master at getting nudes :wink:

Quote:

Larrythescaryrex said:
A_S.

Bal might qualify as internet crush number two but I think I might be too old at this point to have internet crushes.




You are never too old for internet crushes :wink: You qualify for my first shroomery crush :inlove3:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128237 - 03/15/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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BothHands said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.




Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.




Female version of blue balls?  So you get pain?  I can't say I've ever experienced that.  But I've got a brother, so I've heard all about it. :lol:

I can't say I've ever had a problem with not finishing in the dream.  My problem is usually waking up in a puddle.

Sex dreams never dissapoint.  But drug dreams always do unfortunately.  I can't tell you how many times I've eaten acid in a dream, and then woken up. :kingcrankey:




How did I miss this?


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14128239 - 03/15/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128244 - 03/15/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:cuddles:


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands] * 1
    #14128250 - 03/15/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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BothHands said:
I can't tell you how many times I've eaten acid in a dream, and then woken up. :raveface:




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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128253 - 03/15/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ballerium said:

I guess what she says is true. She really is a master at getting nudes :wink:





She's a master at a lot of things.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128271 - 03/15/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
:cuddles:




:bliss:  :bigkiss2:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14128277 - 03/15/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ugh I left my pipe at my ladies house now I gotta use this ghetto ass metal pipe with looney toons stickers on it lol


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: BothHands]
    #14128284 - 03/15/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I remember the first time I heard the fear factory song "shock" I was super stoned, and a new smoker at the time so it was one of those extreme stoned kinda highs, and when I heard the chorus which goes "Electric shock, Electric shock, shock to the system..." I swore I was hearing "Acidic sloth, Acidic sloth, sloth to the system..."

Weird.

Same thing happened when I first heard Avril's "skater boi" song, I swore I heard "shroomer boi"

:feelsweirdman:
I was initiated into weed with dank and bong hits by people 10 years my senior, so those were mind blowing times.


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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