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Larrythescaryrex
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yeah, but your tests are not like 20 page one question essays to finish in 1:15 right?
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
Edited by Larrythescaryrex (03/15/11 10:45 PM)
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BothHands
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SamuelLJackson said: that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.
Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.
Female version of blue balls? So you get pain? I can't say I've ever experienced that. But I've got a brother, so I've heard all about it. 
I can't say I've ever had a problem with not finishing in the dream. My problem is usually waking up in a puddle.
Sex dreams never dissapoint. But drug dreams always do unfortunately. I can't tell you how many times I've eaten acid in a dream, and then woken up.
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I just got an 8th of some dank, a good night off is being had. Even if I do have to be up for work in 5 hours.
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Larrythescaryrex
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also hot.
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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Ballerium
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citricacidx said: Yeah, pretty much. She was anal about locking the compacter and she was anal about the fridge. There was an instance of a hobo climbing into an unlocked compacted to sleep or something. Dunno how it ended up..
I was supposed to set a slightly different plan-o-gram on the tower baskets by the register. closing tonight was me, a framing manager, a framer, 1 floor person and 1 newbie who was shadowing the other floor person learning the store.
When I was supposed to accomplish this I don't know. Somewhere between the checking customers out, doing returns, trying to sweep the front and collect trash, and closing down and counting out the registers. And setting a whole new plan-o-gram.
Wow, that's pretty fucked up. If I were the hobo, I don't think that would be my choice spot. We throw all kinds of shit in our compactor. Broken glass, foodstuffs, trash, etc. Not to mention I would be afraid of waking up being compacted. Some of the guys that used to work there would climb down into the compactor when it would get jammed. No way in hell would I ever do that 
Ugh, we have the same skeleton crew here too. I don't understand how they expect stores to function this way. FES have it the worse though, our managers get so pissy at our FES too for not finishing their POG's or doing the fifty billion other projects that the manager gives them.
I really hate it here. Everybody is nervous that our pay is going to go back down to starting pay. Since they told us we would technically be "fired" and then "re-hired" once the store of the future is implemented. That would mean we will lose all our tenure. So everyone is kind of freaking out over that, and if they do lower our pay, I'm fucking gone. That is the only reason I am there, because otherwise I could go to any other retail store.
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Pretty hard to compete with Bal without talking about my vagina.
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Ballerium
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BothHands said:
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Ballerium said:
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SamuelLJackson said: that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.
Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.
Female version of blue balls? So you get pain? I can't say I've ever experienced that. But I've got a brother, so I've heard all about it. 
I can't say I've ever had a problem with not finishing in the dream. My problem is usually waking up in a puddle.
Sex dreams never dissapoint. But drug dreams always do unfortunately. I can't tell you how many times I've eaten acid in a dream, and then woken up. 
Yes, it's kind of an intense radiating pain from that area. It usually goes away within a few minutes of waking up, but damn it sucks. I wish I could finish in my dreams 
And it's funny you mention acid dreams. I had two dreams last night, one was a sex dream and the other I had just taken some acid. I was at the parking lot outside my work and there was a huge crowd of people wondering around, also all on acid. Everything was starting to melt and turn into puddles, and then I woke up
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Ballerium
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BothHands said: Pretty hard to compete with Bal without talking about my vagina. 
We could dominate this thread and thwart everyone's efforts of "let's not cum"
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Larrythescaryrex
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If my pay was ever abitarily lowered I'd walk out of a job. In fact, I make it a point to say that during the initial interview so that I can claim I gave extreme notice before quiting.
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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Larrythescaryrex
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But I have kinda a specialized skill set, so you probably shouldn't do that in retail.
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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BothHands
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I'm not posting pictures, if that's what you're suggesting.
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BothHands said: Pretty hard to compete with Bal without talking about my vagina. 
We could dominate this thread and thwart everyone's efforts of "let's not cum" 
you can try... as long and hard as you want... I can outlast you
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I AMMMMM BOOORRRRREEEEDDDDD
About to go smoke and listening to some beastie boys
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
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I'm shooting vodka with hotsauce. I'm pretty bored too..
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Larrythescaryrex
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so it turns out that betta's are pussies.
I put a fairly large male betta in a tank with three blind cave fish, only slightly larger than the betta. He decided to fuck with them, and they promptly killed then ate him.
I have never seen them do that to other fish.
weird.
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Dobie]
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class in 8 hours.
i have weed. i have swishers. actually my sketchy bro jacked one of em, so i have a swisher.
blunt?
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citricacidx
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Ballerium said: Wow, that's pretty fucked up. If I were the hobo, I don't think that would be my choice spot. We throw all kinds of shit in our compactor. Broken glass, foodstuffs, trash, etc. Not to mention I would be afraid of waking up being compacted. Some of the guys that used to work there would climb down into the compactor when it would get jammed. No way in hell would I ever do that 
Ugh, we have the same skeleton crew here too. I don't understand how they expect stores to function this way. FES have it the worse though, our managers get so pissy at our FES too for not finishing their POG's or doing the fifty billion other projects that the manager gives them.
I really hate it here. Everybody is nervous that our pay is going to go back down to starting pay. Since they told us we would technically be "fired" and then "re-hired" once the store of the future is implemented. That would mean we will lose all our tenure. So everyone is kind of freaking out over that, and if they do lower our pay, I'm fucking gone. That is the only reason I am there, because otherwise I could go to any other retail store.
Yeah, I'm waiting to see how much my pay's going to go down. My manager already told me there would be a paycut. Shit, I barely make any more as is, I can't imagine there's much to cut.
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Larrythescaryrex
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your not taking into account my antidepressants and sedatives.
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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Ballerium
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BothHands said: I'm not posting pictures, if that's what you're suggesting. 
You shouldn't have said that, now we're going to be bombarded with tits or GTFO 
I think we are doing a nice job on Larry though 
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Larrythescaryrex said: But I have kinda a specialized skill set, so you probably shouldn't do that in retail.
Yeah, I sort of walked out when my boss belittled me in front of customers. I went to the assistant manager and told her I needed to leave, that I didn't feel good (I was furious and upset) and she told me I needed to go ask the store manager (the one who had infuriated me) so I said well you can write me up if you want to, I'm leaving.
They would miss me if I did leave, because we're so short-staffed already. And the majority of the night crew are dimwits.
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citricacidx
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realfuzzhead said: blunt?
blunt.
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