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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127637 - 03/15/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.




Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127646 - 03/15/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

thats hot. :raveface:


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127648 - 03/15/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I was very obviously human looking so everyone thought I was a quarter Orc. Right as I finished, signed and initialed my paperwork I woke up without getting to see the outcome.

Though I hated the situation of the dream I was bummed upon waking that I didnt get to find out whether or not I was accepted.




God, I hate it when that happens. :lol:




that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.



Or when you've already gotten in and you wake up before you get off. I never get the happy ending.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14127650 - 03/15/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

turns out this LNC's title was relevant tonight.

none of us can cum.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127663 - 03/15/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127672 - 03/15/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i've never had a sex dream or a wet dream before.... :tearchalice:
:feelsbadman:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127683 - 03/15/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't seem to have sex dreams. Usually my dreams are fucked up. For example, the last fucked up dream I had was one were I was fighting zombies (a common theme for me) but these zombies would regenerate if you did not COMPLETELY destroy the brain, like with a dead on 12 gauge slug. One of the zombies was Kelly Bundy. And they could talk.


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"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127687 - 03/15/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.




Nothing like waking up with the female version of blue balls after a sexual dream. I have had dreams like these several times and I never finish? I want some more female input into this. Where is ellenallien, I bet she's had them.




is this something that happens in real life too? Maybe Im lucky in that sense, becasue I was raised to make sure the girl has an orgasm before I do.. Well not raised, but its a discipline I have followed throughout my life with 100% positive results! Im not saying Im a pimp in any manner... I just know how to please my woman.

Seriously, whats wrong with you guys? you are making us all look bad! Learn how to have sex you guys:grin:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127699 - 03/15/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I don't seem to have sex dreams. Usually my dreams are fucked up. For example, the last fucked up dream I had was one were I was fighting zombies (a common theme for me) but these zombies would regenerate if you did not COMPLETELY destroy the brain, like with a dead on 12 gauge slug. One of the zombies was Kelly Bundy. And they could talk.




and kelly wouldnt give you a blowjob?!? that bitch!


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127706 - 03/15/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127708 - 03/15/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
I don't seem to have sex dreams. Usually my dreams are fucked up. For example, the last fucked up dream I had was one were I was fighting zombies (a common theme for me) but these zombies would regenerate if you did not COMPLETELY destroy the brain, like with a dead on 12 gauge slug. One of the zombies was Kelly Bundy. And they could talk.




do you feel extremely weak when you dream? if i try to run i cant, if i try to punch its like my punches hit with no force. in 95% of my dreams i cannot partake in urgent physical activity because i just cant seem to get my limbs to work properly.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127722 - 03/15/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
I don't seem to have sex dreams. Usually my dreams are fucked up. For example, the last fucked up dream I had was one were I was fighting zombies (a common theme for me) but these zombies would regenerate if you did not COMPLETELY destroy the brain, like with a dead on 12 gauge slug. One of the zombies was Kelly Bundy. And they could talk.




Haha, mine are usually pretty fucked up too. I don't have the sex dreams that often, maybe a 4 or 5 times a year or something like that. But even then they're still bizarre. I was at some kind of circus in a tent or something in the one I had last night :lol:

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is this something that happens in real life too? Maybe Im lucky in that sense, becasue I was raised to make sure the girl has an orgasm before I do.. Well not raised, but its a discipline I have followed throughout my life with 100% positive results! Im not saying Im a pimp in any manner... I just know how to please my woman.

Seriously, whats wrong with you guys? you are making us all look bad! Learn how to have sex you guys:grin:




I'll just say that this doesn't carry over to real life. I am always satisfied :tongue:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127728 - 03/15/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had a dream the other day where i was part of some covert special forces group and I had to slaughter a bunch of degenerates. Then I accidentally killed some stoner kids.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14127745 - 03/15/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I had a dream the other day where i was part of some covert special forces group and I had to slaughter a bunch of degenerates. Then I accidentally killed some stoner kids.




haha degenerates. thats one of my favorite words.

one of my friends in highschool dropped out and my other friends and i made it a point to refer to him as a degenerate constantly from that point on. he hated it. :lol:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14127751 - 03/15/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol

I had a dream last night I was living at my moms house and I had a a bunch of trained lions and tigers in the backyard. They all escaped one day and were chasing everybody around the neighborhood. I was trying to tell everybody to calm down. The more you run and freak out, the more frisky theyre gonna get. Nobody listened. Everybody was in total idiot panic mode...


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127757 - 03/15/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I use to have re-occuring themes in my dreams where I would be fighting people (some real some not) and I would bust out some killer ninja/kung-fu moves and hit the guy with like a 6 blow combo move and it would have 0 effect whatsoever. It sucked.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127758 - 03/15/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I lucid dream almost every night... For a while, all I did when I became lucid was find a woman to have sex with. But whenever I did this, I would actually wake up from the dream! So I decided to stop having sex in my dreams.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127762 - 03/15/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

true story


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127766 - 03/15/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I lucid dream almost every night... For a while, all I did when I became lucid was find a woman to have sex with. But whenever I did this, I would actually wake up from the dream! So I decided to stop having sex in my dreams.




Maybe you just need to work on your technique :wink:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127769 - 03/15/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I came...Do I lose?


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