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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127364 - 03/15/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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the spanish teacher has a nose stud, so I bet my hair is safe.




So are all the faculty required to be males too? Why must it be an all boy's school? You've ruined my fantasy of staying after for detention.



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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127368 - 03/15/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
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danlennon3 said:
and ballerium... I take back everything I said about yoga!




What?! Why?

I like yoga.




nah Im just messing around, I still love yoga... I wanted to take it easy tonight so I did a new yoga session thinking it was gonna be an easy one... Halfway through it and I got my body twisted in ways I never thought possible! ended up doing the whole session and now Im friggin exhausted! It was just something I was not prepared on doing tonight!

...And what I have to go through to make sure my balls stay in tact during yoga!!!!


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127375 - 03/15/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

No, there are chick teachers. The one with the nose stud is a girl.

But its a catholic boy's college preparatory academy.


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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127384 - 03/15/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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danlennon3 said:
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Ballerium said:
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danlennon3 said:
and ballerium... I take back everything I said about yoga!




What?! Why?

I like yoga.




nah Im just messing around, I still love yoga... I wanted to take it easy tonight so I did a new yoga session thinking it was gonna be an easy one... Halfway through it and I got my body twisted in ways I never thought possible! ended up doing the whole session and now Im friggin exhausted! It was just something I was not prepared on doing tonight!

...And what I have to go through to make sure my balls stay in tact during yoga!!!!




:lolsy:

What type of yoga do you do? I can't remember which kind the one at my gym teaches. It's the slow kind though. I know there's one that's done in a super hot room and is super fast-paced. I think it was called Bikram? It sounds challenging :eek:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127385 - 03/15/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Downloading the new Mortal Kombat demo on PS3 :rockon:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127420 - 03/15/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
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danlennon3 said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
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danlennon3 said:
and ballerium... I take back everything I said about yoga!




What?! Why?

I like yoga.




nah Im just messing around, I still love yoga... I wanted to take it easy tonight so I did a new yoga session thinking it was gonna be an easy one... Halfway through it and I got my body twisted in ways I never thought possible! ended up doing the whole session and now Im friggin exhausted! It was just something I was not prepared on doing tonight!

...And what I have to go through to make sure my balls stay in tact during yoga!!!!




:lolsy:

What type of yoga do you do? I can't remember which kind the one at my gym teaches. It's the slow kind though. I know there's one that's done in a super hot room and is super fast-paced. I think it was called Bikram? It sounds challenging :eek:





honestly I dont know any of the names specifically, except for kundalini yoga... When I took the class a while back, we were doing yoga-lates. I literally downloaded a handful of yoga workout sessions from demonoid:grin: they all vary and I am now switching it up a lot more... For a while I just stuck with this one particular kundalini workout. Do you have a place in your house to work out?


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14127442 - 03/15/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i've considered buying a ps3 lately, mostly because of the awesomeness of little big planet. mortal kombats fun too, i have tekken for 360. some of my friends use mortal kombat/tekken/soul calibur as drinking games, fun as hell


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3] * 1
    #14127447 - 03/15/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the Four Stages of Life

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You do not believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus.


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"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14127464 - 03/15/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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danlennon3 said:
honestly I dont know any of the names specifically, except for kundalini yoga... When I took the class a while back, we were doing yoga-lates. I literally downloaded a handful of yoga workout sessions from demonoid:grin: they all vary and I am now switching it up a lot more... For a while I just stuck with this one particular kundalini workout. Do you have a place in your house to work out?




Not really, no. My room is super-cramped as it is, and the only other place to work out would be the living room. But someone else is usually in there watching TV or something so I can't really interrupt. The gym would be the easiest place for me.

And on another note, I am doing my review for my Anatomy final. I will be so glad when I am finished with this class. I should have started sooner, but I had to work all fucking weekend and my sleep schedule got SO fucked up. I hope I do well, but I have a feeling I won't :facepalm:

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Larrythescaryrex said:
the Four Stages of Life

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You do not believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus.




:lolsy:

So true! I don't plan to have kids though, so at least I will only be playing Santa Claus to my bf and whoever else I decide to get presents for.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127479 - 03/15/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well, I just got back from the gym, had an awesome workout! Now I'm just sitting here watching some Evangelion that I DL'd and sippin whiskey. :grin:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: thoughts]
    #14127502 - 03/15/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Too late for me.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14127505 - 03/15/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Anatomy - the subject I both love and hate at the same time!


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: thoughts]
    #14127506 - 03/15/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

just had my last final today so i'm done with school for the next week and half... :reachforthelasers:
sadly, none of my friends have nug to sell right now so i might have to suck it up and buy weed from the clinic :sad:
regardless, my only priority as of right now is to have unforgivable sex by the end of this night


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14127518 - 03/15/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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danlennon3 said:
Anatomy - the subject I both love and hate at the same time!




Yeah, I thought I was gonna love it. I've already taken one anatomy class (the allied health services one, which is way easier and goes into less detail than the one I'm in now) and figured that this one would be a breeze since I had already taken one anatomy. How wrong I was.

I'm just praying it doesn't fuck me over for my competitive selection, or the last year of my life will have been a total waste :facepalm:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14127545 - 03/15/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had a dream where i accidentally got my citizenship transfered to an Orcish encampment because they messed up on paperwork and checked "orc" instead of "human" also they messed up on my name and gave me a different first and last name.

When in the encampment I met someone who would help me this dude and this girl who also got transferred there by mistake to get out. We put out passports in our backpockets and swam across this lake to the citadel that was the sorta base operations for the human-run Orcish gulag. We climbed up in the middle of the night from the water and snuck past the guards to get in the late.

We then met with this lady at a booth and the other dude gave the numbers assigned to him and the girl and filled out the paperwork. I asked if he knew my number but they walked on when they got done. Next to me was an IRL friend who was tryin to get transferred to Prague because he was tired of being in this orcish city and wanted to go to a human one. Behind him was a lady who was trying to get transferred IN because she wanted to work there. She said you could make good money doing administrative work in the Orcish sectors but if you were in IT it wasnt worth it.

I was just trying to get out of the gulag and into the citadel...in the citadel they had better meals where you could pick what you wanted buffet style rather than eating slop and you could take various Orcish enrichment classes. I was very obviously human looking so everyone thought I was a quarter Orc. Right as I finished, signed and initialed my paperwork I woke up without getting to see the outcome.

Though I hated the situation of the dream I was bummed upon waking that I didnt get to find out whether or not I was accepted.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14127588 - 03/15/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I was very obviously human looking so everyone thought I was a quarter Orc. Right as I finished, signed and initialed my paperwork I woke up without getting to see the outcome.

Though I hated the situation of the dream I was bummed upon waking that I didnt get to find out whether or not I was accepted.




God, I hate it when that happens. :lol:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14127606 - 03/15/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ima Trooper said:
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MisterMuscaria said:
I was very obviously human looking so everyone thought I was a quarter Orc. Right as I finished, signed and initialed my paperwork I woke up without getting to see the outcome.

Though I hated the situation of the dream I was bummed upon waking that I didnt get to find out whether or not I was accepted.




God, I hate it when that happens. :lol:




that is nowhere near as bad as when you are just about to get it in with some unnaturally hot chick and then wake up.


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127616 - 03/15/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

cuddling with my kitty on the couch :feelsgoodman:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14127626 - 03/15/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
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danlennon3 said:
Anatomy - the subject I both love and hate at the same time!




Yeah, I thought I was gonna love it. I've already taken one anatomy class (the allied health services one, which is way easier and goes into less detail than the one I'm in now) and figured that this one would be a breeze since I had already taken one anatomy. How wrong I was.

I'm just praying it doesn't fuck me over for my competitive selection, or the last year of my life will have been a total waste :facepalm:




It's only a waste if you let it waste you:peace:


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Re: Let'sNotCum. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14127634 - 03/15/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

subconscious COCKBLOCK :billymaythumbup:


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