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Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine
#14127036 - 03/15/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Miami (CNN) -- NASA's Inspector General's Office says an investigation is under way after a white powdery substance found at the Kennedy Space Center tested positive for cocaine. "Law enforcement personnel field tested the substance, which indicated a positive test for cocaine," said Renee Juhans, an executive officer with the office. "The substance is now at an accredited crime lab for further testing," she said. Juhans said that 4.2 grams of a white powdery substance was found in a NASA facility March 7. She could not confirm where, at the Kennedy Space Center, the drug was found. "A NASA Office of Inspector General investigation is ongoing," she said. NASA has a zero-tolerance drug policy. All employees may be randomly tested. It is not known whether any employees have been asked to submit to drug testing in this investigation. "We have no further comment," Juhans said. In January 2010, about 200 Kennedy Space Center workers were tested when a small bag of cocaine was found inside a space shuttle processing facility where Discovery was being readied for flight. That case was closed, and there were no arrests.http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/03/15/nasa.powder.investigation/index.html?hpt=T2
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: gamer4life]
#14127046 - 03/15/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why bring cocaine in outer-space? I can think of maybe 5 better things to bring.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: smaerd]
#14127126 - 03/15/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can think of 5000 worse things to bring.
And I don't think it was meant to go to outer space, just found at the station.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: ben_dover0802]
#14127196 - 03/15/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wow, that's really cool. Pretty funny too.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: bryguy27007]
#14127432 - 03/15/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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well you have to admit, getting all coked up and going for a ride on a rocket would be pretty fun
that sounded a little gay now that i read it...
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Greendreams]
#14127692 - 03/15/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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*brings cocaine to outerspace*
"oh shit man, we just finished that 8ball in like 6 hours.."
"what do we do??"
*calls dealer off satielite hpone* "ey man you think you drop off some? I can see your house right now"
"fool stop calling me! "
"but i neeeed moar!!"
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14128321 - 03/15/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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that shit will take you to the moon
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: demon66]
#14128342 - 03/16/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Id imagine gettin all skeeted out before launch would give you a heart attack during the takeoff
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Divinity]
#14128392 - 03/16/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's a life goal of mine to hop out of a space-ship while peaking on a handful of mushrooms to look at earth. Without a space-suit. Before I completely freeze/burn/heart-attack/get boiled by the vacuum of space, be pulled back in. If I die, fuck it, it's probably the best way to go out, if I live...
That or eat a handful of mushrooms and redirect a space ship into the emptiest looking spot I can find, and while peaking look into a rear-view(yes there will be one installed) back at earth.
 
I guess I'd settle for some pharmahuasca due to obvious constraints of smuggling mushrooms onto a space ship.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: gamer4life]
#14128404 - 03/16/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Old news. This happened last year.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: BothHands]
#14128932 - 03/16/11 02:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BothHands said: Old news. This happened last year.
You are probably thinking of the previous occurrence referenced in this article which is dated March 15th 2011 which makes it current news.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Ojom]
#14128946 - 03/16/11 02:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's funny that cocaine was found there in January 2010 too. Who the fuck keeps losing their blow? What kind of addict are you if you lose your blow on two separate occasions!?!?
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
#14128957 - 03/16/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The kind with money to blow...
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: gamer4life]
#14129223 - 03/16/11 05:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Who cares. Theres like 10 billion grams of coke being consumed every day.
Waaaah, we couldn't control every action of every human on Earth. Wahhhhh. Fucking control freak weirdo meglomanic motherfuckers.
When will this stupidity ever end?
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Ojom]
#14130161 - 03/16/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ojom said:
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BothHands said: Old news. This happened last year.
You are probably thinking of the previous occurrence referenced in this article which is dated March 15th 2011 which makes it current news.
Haha, wtf? So they found cocaine twice? Who the fuck keeps leaving bags of cocaine around a god damn launch site? I mean after it's found the first time, these people don't think maybe they should keep their coke at home, or at the very least, not leave it lying around the office?
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: BothHands]
#14130736 - 03/16/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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They should be bringing dmt to work. Don't be blasting off at work unless you have enough to share with everyone.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: destructo_low]
#14135255 - 03/17/11 04:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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funny shit.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Leenguy]
#14135898 - 03/17/11 09:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Astronauts do it, it can't be THAT bad, LOL.  They act like their all perfect little angels and that this bag of coke was "planted" and that none of their employee's have done or currently do drugs. People in every single profession do drugs, no job is immune. It's just a normal part of everyday life and to punish people is not the solution. Go ahead and act like NASA is a 100% drug free work place and that the aliens must have teleported some drug to their base, of course it wasn't employees....
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: guest1]
#14136826 - 03/17/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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guest1 said: Astronauts do it, it can't be THAT bad, LOL.  They act like their all perfect little angels and that this bag of coke was "planted" and that none of their employee's have done or currently do drugs. People in every single profession do drugs, no job is immune. It's just a normal part of everyday life and to punish people is not the solution. Go ahead and act like NASA is a 100% drug free work place and that the aliens must have teleported some drug to their base, of course it wasn't employees.... 
Maybe it was aliens planting the droogz. They finally escaped from area 51 and now they're trying to fuck shit up for the all those who played a part in imprisoning them.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Remix]
#14136881 - 03/17/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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imagine Aliens came to earth and we offered LSD or Shrooms as a peace offering and even though we couldnt exactly understand eachother we had an awesome trip and then we would be friends with the aliens
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14136920 - 03/17/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Imagine if Aliens showed up and some "alien ambassador" refused, on behalf of all of us, to take some psychedelics offered by the aliens and they left without ever showing us all their cool techno-gadgets because they thought we were a bunch of lame-o narcs.
WHAT THE EFFF?!? Y U NO TAKE THE DROOGZ!?!?1!?
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Remix]
#14136941 - 03/17/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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damn i would go bezerk. I srsly would go fucking insane wondering what their psychs would be like..
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14136990 - 03/17/11 02:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha, watch: it would turn out they were some analouge versions of every psychedelic we had but with ridiculously high LD50s and active in the microgram range.
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Remix]
#14137615 - 03/17/11 04:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Or it would turn out that their brains don't use serotonin at all, and their psychedelics target a receptor we don't have. :buzzkillington:
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: BothHands]
#14138044 - 03/17/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That would be very
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Remix]
#14138511 - 03/17/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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PS made a new gremlin as inspired by BothHands (buzzkillington).
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BothHands said: Or it would turn out that their brains don't use serotonin at all, and their psychedelics target a receptor we don't have. 
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: Remix]
#14138547 - 03/17/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's awesome. Did you submit it in the thread?
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Re: Powder at Kennedy Space Center tests positive for cocaine [Re: BothHands]
#14138567 - 03/17/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just found it - will now.
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