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The Roast Of Donald Trump
    #14127023 - 03/15/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This starts in 20 minutes.

The last one was pretty good, so this one should deliver. Although I thought I heard they weren't going to do another Roast after Greg Giraldo died, but I knew that couldn't be true.

Anyone else watching this?


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Re: The Road Of Donal Trump [Re: x Ju x]
    #14127165 - 03/15/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yyyyeeessss sir.  This first guy ain't very good.


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Re: The Road Of Donal Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14127226 - 03/15/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

But you really should have taken the time to properly title.


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Re: The Road Of Donal Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14127230 - 03/15/11 08:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just noticed :lol:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: x Ju x]
    #14127390 - 03/15/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Watching "The Situation" is painful.  Ugh


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: x Ju x]
    #14127426 - 03/15/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

what time zones are you guys in? when is this on? :confused:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: the spiral]
    #14127433 - 03/15/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Watching "The Situation" is painful.  Ugh



OMG that guy was making everyone uncomfortable he was so bad.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Kada]
    #14127461 - 03/15/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Watching "The Situation" is painful.  Ugh



OMG that guy was making everyone uncomfortable he was so bad.




You could hear the crowd booing him offstage till Jeff ran up to rescue him. 

Snoop was pretty funny tho.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: circularvortex]
    #14127469 - 03/15/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Damn, I turned to the news.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14127478 - 03/15/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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what time zones are you guys in? when is this on? :confused:




Its on Comedy Central right now.  EST, here.

Snoop was pretty good.  The guy after 'the situation' wasn't that bad either - or maybe he just sounded funny relative to the guy who went just before him.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: the spiral]
    #14127485 - 03/15/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh ok. It's still 8:30 here and it seemed a bit early for a roast to be on. :lol:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: circularvortex]
    #14127489 - 03/15/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The situation was a joke, which I mean who couldn't of called that one. Snoop was actually pretty funny


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: volcomstoner]
    #14127523 - 03/15/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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The Situation went up to the microphone, wearing Aviator sunglasses, and proceeded to bomb all over the place. His jokes were so bad that one Comedy Central exec suggested that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, which airs March 15.
“The Sitch,” as he’s called, deadpanned to Cummings, “I actually wouldn’t call you a grenade because you won’t be blowing up anytime soon.” (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.) Before long, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross, who’s been at this so long he’s known as the Roastmaster General, had to interject into the act to try to save the Situation, who’d already claimed he shared one quality with Ross: “This is my first night doing comedy.”
“It’s also your last,” Ross responded, to overwhelming applause.




Im trying to find the unedited, uncensored, uncut copy of the 'situations' act, so horrible, whos idea was it too put him on there? I mean it almost makes me think, that someone actually knew he was going to bomb bad and in that making him funny, lol.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
    #14127539 - 03/15/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

'larry king recently retire from his show, and he plans on spending his retirement, .. opening a jar' :rofl2:


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    #14127548 - 03/15/11 09:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
    #14127593 - 03/15/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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The Situation went up to the microphone, wearing Aviator sunglasses, and proceeded to bomb all over the place. His jokes were so bad that one Comedy Central exec suggested that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, which airs March 15.
“The Sitch,” as he’s called, deadpanned to Cummings, “I actually wouldn’t call you a grenade because you won’t be blowing up anytime soon.” (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.) Before long, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross, who’s been at this so long he’s known as the Roastmaster General, had to interject into the act to try to save the Situation, who’d already claimed he shared one quality with Ross: “This is my first night doing comedy.”
“It’s also your last,” Ross responded, to overwhelming applause.




Im trying to find the unedited, uncensored, uncut copy of the 'situations' act, so horrible, whos idea was it too put him on there? I mean it almost makes me think, that someone actually knew he was going to bomb bad and in that making him funny, lol.




It was definitely not intentional on his part.  When I laughed it was at him,not with him


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: circularvortex]
    #14127627 - 03/15/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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It was definitely not intentional on his part.  When I laughed it was at him,not with him




I really doubt he is that clever. Norm Macdonald intentionally bombing in the Bob Saget roast however was masterful.

I enjoyed this roast overall, got a lot of good laughs out of it.


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    #14127639 - 03/15/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wish I could say from seeing it that I  thought it was on purpose, but I'd be lying.  It was painful - you could see it on the faces of the audience members too.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: the spiral]
    #14127643 - 03/15/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Do you really expect any cast member of Jersey Shore to have a sophisticated, nuanced sense of humor? :facepalm:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14127658 - 03/15/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I was face palming myself the whole time situation was on.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14127667 - 03/15/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Do you really expect any cast member of Jersey Shore to have a sophisticated, nuanced sense of humor? :facepalm:






oh christ no, who in there right mind would put him on the show and think he would actually tell funny jokes? from the moment I saw him on there and learned of his appereance I was expecting something bad, but nothing as horrible as that. Someone find me the uncut version. But yeah lots of good laughs to be had.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
    #14127710 - 03/15/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

they have writers.. Larry King and Trump didnt write any of their own material.

if i were to guess, id say that someone did write jokes for Situation but that dude is so full of himself that he decided to do his own thing (which is why he bombed so badly).

i posted this link in the Simpsons thread but here it is again..

you can hear one of the writers, Jesse Joyce, talk about all the behind the scenes stuff here:
http://www.keithandthegirl.com/Show-Detail/2015/Freedom-of-Speech.aspx

Jesse was basically a partner with Giraldo for all the previous roasts.


EDIT: roast talk starts about a half hour into that episode.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: frith]
    #14127942 - 03/15/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ok, I'm gonna watch the second time through just for the "Situation Experience."  You guys got me all hot and bothered for this face palm action.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14128114 - 03/15/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The Roast was pretty great.
The Situation was extremely horrible.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: 28064212]
    #14128144 - 03/15/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I was hiding my face and face palming pretty hard. Did you see Ice T lower his head and shake it? lol horrible to the max.

That certainly was a "situation".

I'm not proud of that joke lol.


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    #14128152 - 03/15/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wow, he was just that bad.  Nice of "Dude" to walk up and save him during the last few seconds of the Situation bit.
There was a split second where they showed Ice-T in the crowed, and he was :huxleyfacepalm:ing all over the place.  Fucking brilliant.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Kada]
    #14128169 - 03/15/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I was hiding my face and face palming pretty hard. Did you see Ice T lower his head and shake it? lol horrible to the max.

That certainly was a "situation".

I'm not proud of that joke lol.




Bastard!  You beat my Ice-T comment by 51 seconds!  But it makes me :lol: that we both experienced that moment together.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14128191 - 03/15/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the crowd fuckin hated Situation.

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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14128245 - 03/15/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I was hiding my face and face palming pretty hard. Did you see Ice T lower his head and shake it? lol horrible to the max.

That certainly was a "situation".

I'm not proud of that joke lol.




Bastard!  You beat my Ice-T comment by 51 seconds!  But it makes me :lol: that we both experienced that moment together.



HAHA! Man It was really brutal. I wonder how many people wanted to punch him in the face to shut him up? lol


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Kada]
    #14128466 - 03/16/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I was hiding my face and face palming pretty hard. Did you see Ice T lower his head and shake it? lol horrible to the max.

That certainly was a "situation".

I'm not proud of that joke lol.



haha same here!  that was supreme :facepalm3:  we need a :situationfacepalm: now...


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: circularvortex]
    #14128484 - 03/16/11 12:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Watching "The Situation" is painful.  Ugh



OMG that guy was making everyone uncomfortable he was so bad.




You could hear the crowd booing him offstage till Jeff ran up to rescue him. 

Snoop was pretty funny tho.




My thoughts exactly. The Situation was fucking horrible, I'm glad he got booed off stage, he sucked and didn't deserve to be there other than to be made fun of. Snoop was fucking great. Larry King was sharp as a tack too... Impressive for a dude his age.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Gumby]
    #14128495 - 03/16/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The situation just made himself look like an idiot.
I still cant believe that the people from Jersey Shore are actually becoming famous.
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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Gumby]
    #14128497 - 03/16/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeahh the situation basically roasted himself for his turn on the roast. pretty much the highlight of this roast so far. jersey douchebag revealed as a jersey douchebag instead of a celebrity...finally.


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    #14128512 - 03/16/11 12:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

he was like "while i was bangin this model with all this money on the floor in my mansion cuz im so rich!"  acting like hes got money..  :lol: hes the most broke one on stage!


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    #14128517 - 03/16/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That fucker isn't even from Jersey, he's from Staten Island, NY.


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    #14128552 - 03/16/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ice T's facial expression when the Situation was making 'jokes':



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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Frost]
    #14128556 - 03/16/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Shit I think I'm about to see the sitoooaychuns bit, but Whitney Cummings was pretty damn funny.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14128590 - 03/16/11 12:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Was pretty when I think it was that andrew whatever who asked the situation if it was true the next jersey shore was gonna be filmed in italy. Then he goes to say you sure its not a sneaky way to having you deported:rofl:


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    #14128603 - 03/16/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ice T's facial expression when the Situation was making 'jokes':



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Frost, I might have to blow you for grabbing those pics!  Fucking hilarious.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14128620 - 03/16/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ha... I didn't grab them, somebody else did, I simply copy pasted them to this thread. You made me blush though.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Frost]
    #14128678 - 03/16/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

makes me wonder how much they cut out, his jokes werent even jokes, he just talked about him having stacks of cash on the floor and him banging skanks


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
    #14128824 - 03/16/11 02:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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makes me wonder how much they cut out, his jokes werent even jokes, he just talked about him having stacks of cash on the floor and him banging skanks




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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Devlish2]
    #14128835 - 03/16/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Did anyone else see "Sitch" on Conan? He couldn't stop staring at himself on the monitor. I love the South Park where Randy beats his ass.

What a blow hard douche.



This is only a partial clip of the interview. He spent 3/4 of the interview checking himself out.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: runMD]
    #14128944 - 03/16/11 02:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck, i missed it.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Legend]
    #14128956 - 03/16/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That guy is like the 'missing link' in evolution. People always say, "well how come you dont see half apes, starting to turn human?" and I say, "Well have you watched jersey shore?"


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14129117 - 03/16/11 04:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What did gred OD on? I can only find benzos/opiates. I want to know specific drug. Google sucks. Someone PLEASE help.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: the spiral]
    #14129365 - 03/16/11 07:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Watching "The Situation" is painful.  Ugh




Try Battle Los Angeles. That movie is so horrible I literally can't even watch it. At least the film score is half way decent and the sounds. The plot is horrible, the acting and the overall film is worse then a B movie. At least they have a plot, jesus.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: wow]
    #14129931 - 03/16/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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he was like "while i was bangin this model with all this money on the floor in my mansion cuz im so rich!"  acting like hes got money..  :lol: hes the most broke one on stage!



Situation made $5 million in 2010.

id be shocked if Anthony Jeselnik made 1/10th of that.



Situations cash will be gone 6 months after his popularity runs out though... homeboy doesnt seem like a saver. :smile:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: frith]
    #14129986 - 03/16/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I can't wait to not watch this.
Oh wait I'm doing it right now, which means I'm
probably having a good time, comparatively speaking...



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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Todcasil]
    #14130121 - 03/16/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The roasts have always been difficult for me to watch. I hate that uncomfortable feeling watching people bomb. it makes my stomach turn lol. The joan rivers one was just...horrible. Since then Im kinda scared to watch them lol.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14130550 - 03/16/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

caught a bit of this.  needs more norm.  I saw a commercial that he's got a new show coming out next month I think, which is awesome.  norm is the shit.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #14130567 - 03/16/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah man.. dude is pretty awesome.

when he came back to SNL to host. oh sweet jesus.. so funny.

here is the audio. NBC would pull it if they actually posted the video.



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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: frith]
    #14130576 - 03/16/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That one dude that replaced Greg Giraldo had some funny jokes.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: thoughts]
    #14130661 - 03/16/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I love when Seth said to Snoop- "Be honest, back stage did you *puts thumb and index finger up to mouth like smoking a joint or roach*, you know, blow Jeff Ross?


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    #14131236 - 03/16/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Oldgregg]
    #14131258 - 03/16/11 02:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Joke that got cut from the situation's bit:

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An example of one of The Situation's jokes? According to the Times piece, "He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop's ancestors were property."




http://www.salon.com/entertainment/tv/feature/2011/03/10/the_situation_donald_trump_roast_jersey_shore





daaaaaamn maybe that's why situation wasn't sitting next to snoop after he did his 'stand-up' bit

im surprised snoop let situation walk out of there alive after that one!


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Oldgregg] * 1
    #14131324 - 03/16/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yea i don't see why COMEDY CENTRAL hosts a roast of motherfucking donald trump AND decides to put the #1 douchebag 'celebrity' right now on the show.
makes me think comedy central is just dying for more views. i mean come on, charlie sheen would be a much better candidate for a roast than donald trump IMO


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: blazenn]
    #14131337 - 03/16/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yea i don't see why COMEDY CENTRAL hosts a roast of motherfucking donald trump AND decides to put the #1 douchebag 'celebrity' right now on the show.



Why wouldn't they bring him on?  He's the guy being roasted. :smirk:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: blazenn]
    #14131357 - 03/16/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yea i don't see why COMEDY CENTRAL hosts a roast of motherfucking donald trump AND decides to put the #1 douchebag 'celebrity' right now on the show.
makes me think comedy central is just dying for more views. i mean come on, charlie sheen would be a much better candidate for a roast than donald trump IMO




donald trump was chosen months ago but you know what... charlie sheen is a fucking great idea!! I wouldnt be suprised if he did it either.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Silversoul]
    #14131364 - 03/16/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yea i don't see why COMEDY CENTRAL hosts a roast of motherfucking donald trump AND decides to put the #1 douchebag 'celebrity' right now on the show.



Why wouldn't they bring him on?  He's the guy being roasted. :smirk:



i think he mean Situation.

when putting together a roast panel you need both good comedians and idiots to be fodder for everyone else.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Silversoul]
    #14131373 - 03/16/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol i just hope that was the people at comedy central's intention from the beginning. i sincerely hope they weren't trying to give mr situation his big comedy break :lol:
i hope he gives up on rapping before he finds out firsthand that he's terrible at that too.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Oldgregg]
    #14131381 - 03/16/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yea at first i thought it was just because he kept touching snoop throughout the roast...




He was trying to buddy up to Snoop, shoulder bumps and whatnot.  But the D-O double-G was having none of it.
The Dog can smell dumbasses a mile away, so I imagine sitting in such close proximity was pretty awful.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: frith]
    #14131410 - 03/16/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yea i don't see why COMEDY CENTRAL hosts a roast of motherfucking donald trump AND decides to put the #1 douchebag 'celebrity' right now on the show.



Why wouldn't they bring him on?  He's the guy being roasted. :smirk:



i think he mean Situation.



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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Silversoul]
    #14134171 - 03/16/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol andy dick usually got the blunt of all jokes and dicks.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
    #14145483 - 03/18/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I am embarrassed to watch the situation on this show :facepalm:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: blazenn]
    #14917322 - 08/13/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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yea i don't see why COMEDY CENTRAL hosts a roast of motherfucking donald trump AND decides to put the #1 douchebag 'celebrity' right now on the show.
makes me think comedy central is just dying for more views. i mean come on, charlie sheen would be a much better candidate for a roast than donald trump IMO





here we are a little over 4 months later and i just saw a commercial that comedy central is airing a roast of charlie sheen on september 19th FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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