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The Roast Of Donald Trump
    #14127023 - 03/15/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This starts in 20 minutes.

The last one was pretty good, so this one should deliver. Although I thought I heard they weren't going to do another Roast after Greg Giraldo died, but I knew that couldn't be true.

Anyone else watching this?


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Re: The Road Of Donal Trump [Re: x Ju x]
    #14127165 - 03/15/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yyyyeeessss sir.  This first guy ain't very good.


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Re: The Road Of Donal Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14127226 - 03/15/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

But you really should have taken the time to properly title.


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Re: The Road Of Donal Trump [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14127230 - 03/15/11 08:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I just noticed :lol:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: x Ju x]
    #14127390 - 03/15/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Watching "The Situation" is painful.  Ugh


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: x Ju x]
    #14127426 - 03/15/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

what time zones are you guys in? when is this on? :confused:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: the spiral]
    #14127433 - 03/15/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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the spiral said:
Watching "The Situation" is painful.  Ugh



OMG that guy was making everyone uncomfortable he was so bad.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Kada]
    #14127461 - 03/15/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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the spiral said:
Watching "The Situation" is painful.  Ugh



OMG that guy was making everyone uncomfortable he was so bad.




You could hear the crowd booing him offstage till Jeff ran up to rescue him. 

Snoop was pretty funny tho.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: circularvortex]
    #14127469 - 03/15/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Damn, I turned to the news.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14127478 - 03/15/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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what time zones are you guys in? when is this on? :confused:




Its on Comedy Central right now.  EST, here.

Snoop was pretty good.  The guy after 'the situation' wasn't that bad either - or maybe he just sounded funny relative to the guy who went just before him.

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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: the spiral]
    #14127485 - 03/15/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh ok. It's still 8:30 here and it seemed a bit early for a roast to be on. :lol:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: circularvortex]
    #14127489 - 03/15/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The situation was a joke, which I mean who couldn't of called that one. Snoop was actually pretty funny


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: volcomstoner]
    #14127523 - 03/15/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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The Situation went up to the microphone, wearing Aviator sunglasses, and proceeded to bomb all over the place. His jokes were so bad that one Comedy Central exec suggested that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, which airs March 15.
“The Sitch,” as he’s called, deadpanned to Cummings, “I actually wouldn’t call you a grenade because you won’t be blowing up anytime soon.” (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.) Before long, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross, who’s been at this so long he’s known as the Roastmaster General, had to interject into the act to try to save the Situation, who’d already claimed he shared one quality with Ross: “This is my first night doing comedy.”
“It’s also your last,” Ross responded, to overwhelming applause.




Im trying to find the unedited, uncensored, uncut copy of the 'situations' act, so horrible, whos idea was it too put him on there? I mean it almost makes me think, that someone actually knew he was going to bomb bad and in that making him funny, lol.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
    #14127539 - 03/15/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

'larry king recently retire from his show, and he plans on spending his retirement, .. opening a jar' :rofl2:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
    #14127548 - 03/15/11 09:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I like your tesseract avatar :smile:

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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: snoot]
    #14127593 - 03/15/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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The Situation went up to the microphone, wearing Aviator sunglasses, and proceeded to bomb all over the place. His jokes were so bad that one Comedy Central exec suggested that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, which airs March 15.
“The Sitch,” as he’s called, deadpanned to Cummings, “I actually wouldn’t call you a grenade because you won’t be blowing up anytime soon.” (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.) Before long, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross, who’s been at this so long he’s known as the Roastmaster General, had to interject into the act to try to save the Situation, who’d already claimed he shared one quality with Ross: “This is my first night doing comedy.”
“It’s also your last,” Ross responded, to overwhelming applause.




Im trying to find the unedited, uncensored, uncut copy of the 'situations' act, so horrible, whos idea was it too put him on there? I mean it almost makes me think, that someone actually knew he was going to bomb bad and in that making him funny, lol.




It was definitely not intentional on his part.  When I laughed it was at him,not with him


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: circularvortex]
    #14127627 - 03/15/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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It was definitely not intentional on his part.  When I laughed it was at him,not with him




I really doubt he is that clever. Norm Macdonald intentionally bombing in the Bob Saget roast however was masterful.

I enjoyed this roast overall, got a lot of good laughs out of it.


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Devlish2]
    #14127639 - 03/15/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Wish I could say from seeing it that I  thought it was on purpose, but I'd be lying.  It was painful - you could see it on the faces of the audience members too.

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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: the spiral]
    #14127643 - 03/15/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Do you really expect any cast member of Jersey Shore to have a sophisticated, nuanced sense of humor? :facepalm:


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Re: The Roast Of Donald Trump [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14127658 - 03/15/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was face palming myself the whole time situation was on.
it was brutal


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