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North Spore Shop: Injection Grain Bag

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OfflinePatlal
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Unanswered questions of life...
    #14124725 - 03/15/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Why can you get a pizza faster than an ambulance?

Why do we buy 12 packs of sausages and 8 packs of hotdog bread?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is the word 'abreviation' so long?

Why do we need to click 'Start' to close Windows?

Why is lemonade made with articial lemon flavour and dish soap made with real lemons?

Why do we sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?

Why aren't planes built entirely from the black box material?

Why do we call it a 'terminal' if flying is safe?

Why to we press harder on the remote buttons when the batteries are dead?

Why do kamekazes wear helmets?

When you strangle a Smurf, what color does it become?

Do illiterates have fun when eating Alphabits?

If a word is misspelt in the dictionary, how would we know?

Why didn't Noah kill the two mosquitoes?

Why don't sheeps shrink when it rains?


All this remains unanswered...

(Don't offer the answers... its for entertainment purpose only)


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InvisiblethePatient
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Re: Unanswered questions of life... [Re: Patlal]
    #14124743 - 03/15/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Patlal said:
(Don't offer the answers... its for entertainment purpose only)




42, brah.


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Re: Unanswered questions of life... [Re: Patlal]
    #14124756 - 03/15/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Why do we need to click 'Start' to close Windows?





I think Microsoft has realized this being as this is no longer the case with their modern OS's.


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OfflineMoronicus
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Re: Unanswered questions of life... [Re: Patlal]
    #14124768 - 03/15/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Why can you get a pizza faster than an ambulance?



Well, personally I'd rather have a pizza next to my side as I lay dying, instead of some dudes shoving breathing tubes and needles in my body. It's much cheaper than a ride to the hospital via ambulance.


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A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.


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Re: Unanswered questions of life... [Re: thePatient]
    #14124773 - 03/15/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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42, brah.




Yeeessss!!!:thumbup:

:peace:


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