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OfflineRemix
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What the hell? * 1
    #14124509 - 03/15/11 10:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:kingcrankey: I went to a strip club last night and gave one of those "bitches" a 20 instead of a single.

It was either the waitress or this one stripper who kept pointing out how she likes my "grunge" look; I know that much.


Goddamnit! I was gonna get some Chinese buffet with that shit. :facepalm:

Should I go back there and explain my conundrum or just take the loss and stop believing that booze makes me a smooth player?


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124513 - 03/15/11 10:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Go down there and claim her soul. You paid for it.


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124517 - 03/15/11 10:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you're not getting your money back


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124518 - 03/15/11 10:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

LOL your not getting a dime back. Don't embarrass yourself man.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix] * 1
    #14124528 - 03/15/11 10:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Remix said:

Should I go back there and explain my conundrum



:rofl2:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Kada]
    #14124533 - 03/15/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:facepalm3:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: hippielauren]
    #14124571 - 03/15/11 11:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"excuse me stripper. i accidentally jammed a 20 in your g-string instead of a 1. If it's not too much trouble could you give me 19$ back? The 1 dollar bill is still yours to keep of course. I mean hell, you earned it!"

:gump:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124578 - 03/15/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl:

Just...

:rofl:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124605 - 03/15/11 11:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just go back for the lunch buffet. :boobs:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: ModularMind]
    #14124630 - 03/15/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Jesus christ, cut your losses like a normal person would :lol:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: biff]
    #14124642 - 03/15/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

biff said:
"excuse me stripper. i accidentally jammed a 20 in your g-string instead of a 1. If it's not too much trouble could you give me 19$ back? The 1 dollar bill is still yours to keep of course. I mean hell, you earned it!"

:gump:



:lolsy:

You, sir, have won the game.
Both for that witty anecdote and your user name.

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BlueJayWay said:
Jesus christ, cut your losses like a normal person would :lol:




I don't want to be like a normal person.
I want my goddamned sweet&sour chicken. :ffffuuu:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124671 - 03/15/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Go do some yard work or walk someones dog for 10 bucks man. Collect some cans and recycle them. Get yourself some chicken!


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Re: What the hell? [Re: Kada]
    #14124692 - 03/15/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

this thread is hilarious


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124892 - 03/15/11 01:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Remix said:
I went to a strip club last night and gave one of those "bitches" a 20 instead of a single.




Who's the source of your quote?


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124900 - 03/15/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think you'd have better luck trying to appeal to the people at the Chinese fast food place.
Maybe you'll crack up the guy behind the counter, and he'll be like: "Here's some Sweet & Sour. Now get outta here." :archiebunker:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: ModularMind]
    #14124905 - 03/15/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

ModularMind said:
Quote:

Remix said:
I went to a strip club last night and gave one of those "bitches" a 20 instead of a single.




Who's the source of your quote?




The profusion of people who use said word to refer to strippers? :shrug:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124907 - 03/15/11 01:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Like you?


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14124908 - 03/15/11 01:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Remix said:
:kingcrankey: I went to a strip club last night and gave one of those "bitches" a 20 instead of a single.

It was either the waitress or this one stripper who kept pointing out how she likes my "grunge" look; I know that much.






Haha,she likes your "cash".


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Re: What the hell? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14124918 - 03/15/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha go back.
Rub shit on wall.
Punch dad in face.
????
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OfflineRemix
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Re: What the hell? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14125015 - 03/15/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

ModularMind said:
Like you?



:devito:
If I did that it would defeat the purpose of the quotes, now wouldn't it?

Quote:

Jimtown said:
Haha,she likes your "cash".




And she kept trying to convince me she was from Seattle...  :awenuhuh:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14125021 - 03/15/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't know but your signature annoys the piss out of me.


Edited by noticeofeviction (03/15/11 01:49 PM)


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Remix]
    #14125029 - 03/15/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just use a different 20 for the chinese buffet. Why did it have to be that one?


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Re: What the hell? [Re: muistrue]
    #14125049 - 03/15/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think the insinuation was that was his only 20.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: What the hell? [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14125084 - 03/15/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

FractalDust said:
Just use a different 20 for the chinese buffet. Why did it have to be that one?



:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #14125094 - 03/15/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
I think the insinuation was that was his only 20.




I highly doubt anyone that broke would be hanging out at a strip club.


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Re: What the hell? [Re: muistrue]
    #14125147 - 03/15/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Did OP get his 19$ back yet?


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Re: What the hell? [Re: muistrue]
    #14125190 - 03/15/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

FractalDust said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
I think the insinuation was that was his only 20.




I highly doubt anyone that broke would be hanging out at a strip club.




Never underestimate the capacity of people to make stupid life decisions.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: What the hell? [Re: muistrue]
    #14125228 - 03/15/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

FractalDust said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
I think the insinuation was that was his only 20.




I highly doubt anyone that broke would be hanging out at a strip club.




One doesn't go into a strip club being "that broke"...

...one does, however, often end up leaving "that broke".


I don't really go to strip clubs, though. A friend of mine just happened to be back from the Air Force and called me up out of the blue.


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Re: What the hell? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #14125233 - 03/15/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Quote:

FractalDust said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
I think the insinuation was that was his only 20.




I highly doubt anyone that broke would be hanging out at a strip club.




Never underestimate the capacity of people to make stupid life decisions.




Jesus,lighten up. Sometimes having fun might mean making a sacrifice.


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Re: What the hell? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14125279 - 03/15/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Jimtown said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Quote:

FractalDust said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
I think the insinuation was that was his only 20.




I highly doubt anyone that broke would be hanging out at a strip club.




Never underestimate the capacity of people to make stupid life decisions.




Jesus,lighten up. Sometimes having fun might mean making a sacrifice.




Dude, I don't care what you do.

That reply wasn't to you, it was to the other guy.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: What the hell? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14125449 - 03/15/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Jimtown said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Quote:

FractalDust said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
I think the insinuation was that was his only 20.




I highly doubt anyone that broke would be hanging out at a strip club.




Never underestimate the capacity of people to make stupid life decisions.




Jesus,lighten up. Sometimes having fun might mean making a sacrifice.




A sacrifice involves intention.
He intended to eat Chinese, instead he got taken by a super genius pole dancer.


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Re: What the hell? [Re: biff]
    #14125483 - 03/15/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

biff said:
Did OP get his 19$ back yet?




Fuckin no!

However, I did get my chicken.
Had to dive into the savings.

But, they were out of sweet and sour sauce... :ffffuuu::ffffuuu::ffffuuu:
...I had to settle for orange.

On the bright side, though, I woke up somewhat drunk and am still without hangover.


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