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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: tito123]
    #14122588 - 03/14/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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im trying to go to sleep but my cat is in my room licking himself real loud

my uncle is in the other room and i hope he doesnt think i am masturbating




:lolsy:

I hate noise when I'm trying to sleep. Especially if it's something subtle like a ticking clock. It will sound soooo loud and I cannot get it out of my head.


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14122590 - 03/14/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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i just made a super long post.

you all should totally go read it if you are bored so that i dont feel like i just spent 2 hours typing and revising a story so that nobody would read it.

:tongue:




YESSSSSSSSS

is this the epic story of hooker grand theft auto and lb's of weed? where'd you post eet?

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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14122600 - 03/14/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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sunset_mission said:
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SamuelLJackson said:
i just made a super long post.

you all should totally go read it if you are bored so that i dont feel like i just spent 2 hours typing and revising a story so that nobody would read it.

:tongue:




YESSSSSSSSS

is this the epic story of hooker grand theft auto and lb's of weed? where'd you post eet?




right here in the pub. it wouldnt fit in anywhere else.


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14122636 - 03/14/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

speaking of sleep, there was a picture-instruction thing on a thread in the pub a couple days ago, forget what the name of the thread was. anyway, it was about lucid dreaming.  i tried it out and didnt exactly lucid dream but felt veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery odd. you're supposed to lay on your back and remain completely motionless as you're trying to fall asleep, and eventually you'll start lucid dreaming or hallucinating or something. 

when i tried this, after about 10 minutes i had a tingly sensation run from my head to toes, got some mild cve's mostly random colors, and then my heart started pounding and i got so freaked out i had to watch tv for a while to calm down. gonna try again tonight, but its interesting to say the least


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: clown133]
    #14122646 - 03/14/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That sounds fucked up. I have never heard of that before. I would like to try it, but I can never get to that point. I love to sleep on my back, but unfortunately I snore when I lay on my back, and my boyfriend always jabs me back awake when I start snoring :facepalm:


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Ballerium]
    #14122657 - 03/14/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

tell him youre doing it for science


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Ballerium]
    #14122665 - 03/14/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

one more cig then im off to bed. goodnight folks. see you in the emc.

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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: clown133]
    #14122689 - 03/14/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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tell him youre doing it for science




Haha, that's a good idea. I should just make him wear earplugs :lol:

I also love to sleep on my stomach, but after a while my neck starts hurting and my arms start falling asleep, and I have to roll over. It sucks because if it weren't for that, it would be my favorite sleeping position.


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Ballerium]
    #14122709 - 03/14/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i can never figure out what the fuck to do with my arms while im trying to get to sleep. theyre always in the way or in some sort of uncomfortable position. there is no good place to put them.

its a recurring issue with me.


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Ballerium]
    #14122718 - 03/14/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

agreed. i also can't sleep on my side like most people, the arm on whatever side i'm sleeping on always falls asleep.  i also used the word sleep way too many times in one sentence


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 2
    #14122723 - 03/14/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i'm glad there are others that share my problems.  we should start a focus group or something


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: clown133]
    #14122748 - 03/14/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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i can never figure out what the fuck to do with my arms while im trying to get to sleep. theyre always in the way or in some sort of uncomfortable position. there is no good place to put them.

its a recurring issue with me.




YES! Exactly! I always think to myself "if only I could cut my arms off at night while I'm asleep and then put them back on when I wake up" :rofl:

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agreed. i also can't sleep on my side like most people, the arm on whatever side i'm sleeping on always falls asleep.  i also used the word sleep way too many times in one sentence




The other night I ended up sleeping on my arm for SO long, that it fell asleep and then the circulation got cut off for real. I woke up and tried to move my arm, and couldn't even feel it or move it. So I had to pick it up with my other arm and move it. Isn't that fucking sad? :lol:

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i'm glad there are others that share my problems.  we should start a focus group or something




:lolsy: :ilold:


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Ballerium]
    #14122772 - 03/14/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

as a cook and a nerd, I'm constantly chopping, flipping saute pans, and typing

my carpal tunnel will make both of my fore-arms numb for a good fifteen minutes after waking up


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Ballerium]
    #14122781 - 03/14/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Ballerium saidThe other night I ended up sleeping on my arm for SO long, that it fell asleep and then the circulation got cut off for real. I woke up and tried to move my arm, and couldn't even feel it or move it. So I had to pick it up with my other arm and move it. Isn't that fucking sad? :lol:






those are probably my least favorite mornings.  slowly becoming conscious and wondering why my arm is on fire. then laying there in agony for five minutes as what feels like little pins pick at me


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: clown133]
    #14122811 - 03/14/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Ballerium saidThe other night I ended up sleeping on my arm for SO long, that it fell asleep and then the circulation got cut off for real. I woke up and tried to move my arm, and couldn't even feel it or move it. So I had to pick it up with my other arm and move it. Isn't that fucking sad? :lol:






those are probably my least favorite mornings.  slowly becoming conscious and wondering why my arm is on fire. then laying there in agony for five minutes as what feels like little pins pick at me




Yes. I hate that feeling too. Once I moved it, it slowly came back to life and it was the worst pinpricks imaginable. It's almost painful.


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Ballerium]
    #14122816 - 03/14/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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i can never figure out what the fuck to do with my arms while im trying to get to sleep. theyre always in the way or in some sort of uncomfortable position. there is no good place to put them.

its a recurring issue with me.




YES! Exactly! I always think to myself "if only I could cut my arms off at night while I'm asleep and then put them back on when I wake up" :rofl:





i almost made a post on the whole cut off your arms and put them back on in the morning idea after clown stated he shared the issue and wanted to start a support group; but i decided against it as i got into way too much detail and sounded like a psycho who was seriously considering it.

but who says im not?

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14122832 - 03/14/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

so what you're saying is we need a "sleepy-arms and limb-cutters anonnymouse"?


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: 28064212]
    #14122839 - 03/14/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

horny as fuck right now

some girl is missing out on  :eatingout:


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14122847 - 03/14/11 11:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
i can never figure out what the fuck to do with my arms while im trying to get to sleep. theyre always in the way or in some sort of uncomfortable position. there is no good place to put them.

its a recurring issue with me.




YES! Exactly! I always think to myself "if only I could cut my arms off at night while I'm asleep and then put them back on when I wake up" :rofl:





i almost made a post on the whole cut off your arms and put them back on in the morning idea after clown stated he shared the issue and wanted to start a support group; but i decided against it as i got into way too much detail and sounded like a psycho who was seriously considering it.

but who says im not?

:ifyoucanawe:




:lolsy:

I'm so glad I'm not the only psycho. If only they were like barbie doll arms, where you could just rip them out and then pop them back in :rofl:

I think that support group idea is hilariously awesome.


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Re: Late Night Canoodling [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #14122854 - 03/14/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

it'd be hard putting your arms back on without any arms


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