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FeedingMyDreams
King of Cartoons


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Best South Park Quotes
#14121791 - 03/14/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I don't trust anything that bleeds for three days and keeps living." - Mr. Garrison on women.
-------------------- "It's spaghetti time."
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pfxtc
RUEXP?


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I have way too many
my favorite show by far.
I think the best moment of that shows history though
besides "BLOOD ORGY!!!"
is when Santa is holding Jesus in his arms, as he lay dying.
I cry every time i see that shit from laughter
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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JesusGoneRogue


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"they killed kenny! you bastards!"
classic. this show owns.
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ninja cat 09
A paranoid android



Registered: 10/11/09
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Loc: Mexico
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Quote:
FeedingMyDreams said: "I don't trust anything that bleeds for three days and keeps living." - Mr. Garrison on women.
I've had that in my head all day today.
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ApJunkie
part-time Ninja



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"people who annoy you"
"NIGGERS!"
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Ajaxx
Amateur Mycologist



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Re: Best South Park Quotes [Re: ApJunkie]
#14121843 - 03/14/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Larrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire



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Re: Best South Park Quotes [Re: Ajaxx]
#14121861 - 03/14/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, yummy! Yummy you guys!" - Eric Cartman.
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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derpif



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Chef said:
Quote:
He's a doctor that specializes in your asshole, children.
-------------------- Vitalic
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blingbling
what you chicken stew?


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Re: Best South Park Quotes [Re: derpif]
#14121905 - 03/14/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"you guys wanna get high" -Towlie
-------------------- Kupo said: let's fuel the robots with psilocybin. cez said: everyone should smoke dmt for religion. dustinthewind13 said: euthanasia and prostitution should be legal and located in the same building. White Beard said: if you see the buddha on the road, rape him, then kill him. then rape him again.
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BillyMaysHere
Pitchman


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Re: Best South Park Quotes [Re: blingbling]
#14122619 - 03/14/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jesus: "Ok Seaman, you guys head off."
Seaman: "Fine. Swallow, come!"
*group laughter*
Moses: "heh heh... no way he just said that"
-------------------- But wait, there's more...
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clown133
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Re: Best South Park Quotes [Re: pfxtc]
#14122747 - 03/14/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
pfxtc said: I have way too many
my favorite show by far.
I think the best moment of that shows history though
besides "BLOOD ORGY!!!"
is when Santa is holding Jesus in his arms, as he lay dying.
I cry every time i see that shit from laughter
this. i'll be watching south park and i'll think "i wish i could take a screenshot of this scene right now". so many funny moments that don't even involve dialogue
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad ~ Jack Handey
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realfuzzhead



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Re: Best South Park Quotes [Re: clown133]
#14122969 - 03/14/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"dumbdumbdumbdumb!" (to mormons)
"God, why cant I get my period?!?!"
"because you are a boy. I shall return in another thousand years"
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ifoundwaldo


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Cartman: Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet! Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again. Stan: Good call.
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Riboflavin


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"You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel"
Mr. Garrison on evolution
-------------------- All that groks is God.
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silverado700
Stranger




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Re: Best South Park Quotes [Re: ApJunkie]
#14123126 - 03/15/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
ApJunkie said: "people who annoy you"
"NIGGERS!"

haaa
-------------------- PS.. Thats what the alphabet would look like without the letter Q and R
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Frost
Inside a locked room


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The single greatest cartoon of all time?
-------------------- “I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens. I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi “The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan
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