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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
#14172313 - 03/23/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ZenXi6 said: When I was real young.. maybe 12-13, I used to have this plastic eye dropper thing from some toy chemistry set.
The tube, I could easily stick in my penis.. a fair way up, without harm.
I would cum into this thing...
You trollin bro
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #11]
#14172394 - 03/23/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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No troll.. deadly serious.
It was something like this:

But, plastic and thin enough to put in the penis hole. You can stick things in there.. I don't recommend it, but you can.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Lennyk]
#14172420 - 03/23/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lennyk said:
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ZenXi6 said: When I was real young.. maybe 12-13, I used to have this plastic eye dropper thing from some toy chemistry set.
The tube, I could easily stick in my penis.. a fair way up, without harm.
I would cum into this thing...
     
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ShroomScape] 2
#14173039 - 03/23/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14173079 - 03/23/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence] 2
#14173213 - 03/23/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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frylock91 said: http://kids-in-sandbox.com/
Like this?
oh.my.god.
Someone is going to get hurt from doing that.... srsly.
Looking back... as a kid, I did a LOT of fucked up shit, before I knew any better. And, from conversations with exs, current partner and many friends... it seems a LOT of people did.
Ranging from a girl in kinder who's game was to put twigs up other girls vaginas...
To primary school aged children playing "porno club", rubbing on the bed to get erections and then.. well, not knowing what to do next.
To, all kinds of fucked up shit between siblings that you would presume incest, but by my notings of how often I've heard it.. seems to be creepishly normal (.. either that or I should really look at who my friends really are...).
We actually seem to become more repressed, sexually (as with most things) as we get older and learn about culture and its expectations... only to cast those off when we start.. ummm.. shitting on eachother for the lols and sexiness (?!) of it.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6] 1
#14173274 - 03/23/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Different strokes for different folks.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
#14173278 - 03/23/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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To, all kinds of fucked up shit between siblings that you would presume incest
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6] 2
#14173590 - 03/24/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ZenXi6 said: No troll.. deadly serious.
It was something like this:

But, plastic and thin enough to put in the penis hole. You can stick things in there.. I don't recommend it, but you can.
my asshole started to ache when i looked at that pic and imagined shoving it up my dickhole....
i know that when my asshole aches, something is a bad idea. it's my barometer for ideas in a way.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
#14173643 - 03/24/11 12:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I feel the same now... although I remember it not hurting as a child. Children are dumb and naive. I certainly did my fair share of dumb, naive things...
But, hey! That's life!
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14173793 - 03/24/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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vandago said: I become more open sexually the older I get. 5 years ago I never would tell anyone I sucked a tampon out of a girl who peed in my mouth. Now I really don't see the point in hiding something like that, nor do I see the need to overreact in a negative way to it.
Different strokes for different folks.
who what? I don't remember this story.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: tumebadger]
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14181312 - 03/25/11 10:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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When I was hitting puberty I filled up 2 gallon ziplock bags part way w/ warm water, then taped them together, rubbed vaseline in the middle, and presto. Sept the bags broke sometimes. Lol
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Toe_Jam] 2
#14186239 - 03/26/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The dirtiest shit I've done sexually is read this fucking thread.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
#14190007 - 03/27/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Got pooped on during anal, she was holding in a dump the entire time i was pumping away
Anal with just spit as lube, not really recommended
public sex with various partners.
fucking outdoors and when i went to eat her out my dick ended up in the dirt. brushed it off and put it in...it was still dirty. I feel bad about this one but we were shitfaced
multiple squirters. one squirted nearly every time she came, it was strong enough to push my cock out of her sometimes
had a girl request that I force her to suck dick/slap/choke her. She really loved dirty talk and being dominated.
period sex/snowballing/anal play/roadhead are all rather run of the mill
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Asinine]
#14193066 - 03/27/11 04:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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this thread is amazing.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: PDU]
#14193088 - 03/27/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Isn't it. Vandago is a true hero.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Hinny]
#14195567 - 03/28/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Society got it right though. I haven't had any girls even close to doing the crazy shit you guys have done. I've had a few farts/queefs/shit on the dick during anal/period mid sex etc, but none of it was intentional! I'm an open mind though, and I live in the moment. I kinda can't wait for some kinky shit to go on, although the piss and shit can just stay where it goes, everything else is fair game.
Oh, and I had an old friend (we oddly stopped being friends after we fucked once, but it was a different reason as to why) and I felt her twat contracting as I was just pounding away with my fingers and tongue. I felt it tighten up, and she started screaming "omg I'm gonna come omg omg omg" and then she squirt, hitting me in my open mouth as I was panting.
I licked that shit off my chin and mouth of course. Girl cum is the besttttttttt.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Joolz]
#14197643 - 03/28/11 12:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i would *love* to find a squirter one day
shit is so cool 
the contraction thing is ridiculous, it hurts after a while, but i power through 
and yes i'm quite proud of this thread.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
#14198301 - 03/28/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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this thread is amazing. simply amazing.
i feel like a prude.
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