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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
    #14166008 - 03/22/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14166176 - 03/22/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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...I gave him a blow-job while my juices were still on him.




I never regarded that as a risque sexual adventure.  I love fucking --> sucking --> making out, taste her sex lingering on those lips.




I've came in girls' mouths and made out with them, never saw the dilemma.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14166185 - 03/22/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
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Treefeeler said:
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rational said:
...I gave him a blow-job while my juices were still on him.




I never regarded that as a risque sexual adventure.  I love fucking --> sucking --> making out, taste her sex lingering on those lips.




I've came in girls' mouths and made out with them, never saw the dilemma.



hmmmmmmm... sounds like you might have Gay tendencies there


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
    #14166196 - 03/22/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

She goes to kiss, what are you gonna do? "No that's gross!!!" right after she sucked on my dick? I don't think so.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14166229 - 03/22/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:lol:

She goes to kiss, what are you gonna do? "No that's gross!!!" right after she sucked on my dick? I don't think so.



errrrrrr yeah i would pus her away its happened to me in the past i just turn my head away..... i don't wanna taste my own guff  :blowme:  :eatadick:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty] * 1
    #14166265 - 03/22/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This reminds me, this one time I was fingering this girl and there was like this plastic "ring" like thing almost shoved way up there, I didn't know what the fuck it was, still don't.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14166295 - 03/22/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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This reminds me, this one time I was fingering this girl and there was like this plastic "ring" like thing almost shoved way up there, I didn't know what the fuck it was, still don't.




That's an I.U.D.  birth control.

I fucked A couch.  A few times.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: tumebadger]
    #14166301 - 03/22/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

oh ok..

i didn't know what the fuck it was

now i feel like a dork for insisting i grab a condom :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: tumebadger]
    #14166317 - 03/22/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14166320 - 03/22/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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........You can't tell people in real life about this thread......




i already called your ex,

your mothers next.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14166324 - 03/22/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14166332 - 03/22/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

gerb


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Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14166333 - 03/22/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's my dream to go all out like my avatar on a girl one day :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
    #14166336 - 03/22/11 06:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I grabbed your mom by the dick and I was like, "BITCH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE INSIDE OF A NUTSACK TASTE LIKE? HUH??!?!?" So I cut yo daddy's balls off and fed her the sack.

Then I ate a small but delicious pretzel.




I believe that pretzel was actually your penis that fell off in the midst of your terrible story.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14166361 - 03/22/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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To me dirty is oral, one night stands, hookers.
Ya'll are breaking barriers :thumbup:






Oral is not dirty :shocked:




I know, but I don't really go past that :shrug:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
    #14166369 - 03/22/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14166378 - 03/22/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I think a hooker is going past oral.  Do you kiss the hookers?  I mean that's just as bad as sucking on a tampon IMO




if not worse.

I'm not a huge fan of oral, either giving or receiving. All the girls I've been with smell kinda nasty down yonder, and have all completely sucked at blowjobs.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14166386 - 03/22/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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E-in Liondragon said:
I grabbed your mom by the dick and I was like, "BITCH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE INSIDE OF A NUTSACK TASTE LIKE? HUH??!?!?" So I cut yo daddy's balls off and fed her the sack.

Then I ate a small but delicious pretzel.




I believe that pretzel was actually your penis that fell off in the midst of your terrible story.




I bet a scary old man stole your penis and keeps it in his anus. And that's why your so hateful.


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Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Toe_Jam] * 5
    #14166393 - 03/22/11 06:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

No way dude, don't kiss hookers don't give them oral. Double wrap if you're sober enough.

Thems the rules.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #14166405 - 03/22/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
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E-in Liondragon said:
I grabbed your mom by the dick and I was like, "BITCH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE INSIDE OF A NUTSACK TASTE LIKE? HUH??!?!?" So I cut yo daddy's balls off and fed her the sack.

Then I ate a small but delicious pretzel.




I believe that pretzel was actually your penis that fell off in the midst of your terrible story.




I bet a scary old man stole your penis and keeps it in his anus. And that's why your so hateful.




I actually found the old man and shoved him up your anus while you were passed out after being given an injection of cocaine directly in the eyeball by several huskies at the gay bar you most frequently visit, and that's why you're so grumpy, Mr. grumpy pants.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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