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ahchela
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty] 2
#14161028 - 03/21/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why am I reading this?
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14161941 - 03/21/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wow...I'm terribly boring.
Rimmed/got rimmed...that's about as crazy as i've gotten.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: andrewss]
#14161960 - 03/21/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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andrewss said: this one time me and my drinkin budddies got these fuckin hookers and the one broad was preggers and so naturally we all are fightin to mount this heifer n after we all fill her with spunk i lay claim to the gal and make the other guys stand back and i get to fistin her, all furious like... the stank of her acidic vag and burgerking spunk is gettin me all hot n bothered, im really goin at it, ted and archie are even sayin 'damn dontcha thing shes had enough?' - this only encourages, so iz reached up there with all my might n grabbed that lil sucker by its barely formed neck n violently pulled em out of her uterus, then i had my buddies stomp it up then we fed it to her and the other white whore and forced them to snowball the nasty cummy fetus paste while i pointed a gun at the two of em BUT then i went n knocked the fellas off the third skank and proceed to straddling the preteen thai tranny, squeezin out a righteous load of diarrhea from the padthai i had the stupid thing slut get me before comin to the room... needless to say i made the twos white gals swallow that fetus, respectively, and then vomit it all up on the tranny and then roll around in it in a heap of hooker filth on the bed while i finished up myself one hand on my cock and the other still pointin the gun... fuckin wasnt lettin them touch me after all that, the sick little fucks - and the fellas are just taken a back, pissed off - n im just wearin this shit eatin grin
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
This thread has my convinced that I live in a monastery.
Holy fucking shit.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
#14163105 - 03/22/11 04:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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To me dirty is oral, one night stands, hookers. Ya'll are breaking barriers
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
#14163455 - 03/22/11 07:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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last night i fingered a guys ass for the first time, it was hot
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
#14163596 - 03/22/11 09:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ahchela said: To me dirty is oral, one night stands, hookers. Ya'll are breaking barriers 
Oral is not dirty
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
#14163609 - 03/22/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ahchela said: To me dirty is oral, one night stands, hookers. Ya'll are breaking barriers 
Anything passed kissing is dirty to me!
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14164391 - 03/22/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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oral is only dirty if they fire out a pickled egg while you're down there
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
#14164638 - 03/22/11 01:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread has entertained me greatly, lol thanks everyone 
Vandago you are a hero.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Valafar]
#14164659 - 03/22/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have drank piss a few times from various women... its lovely!
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Valafar]
#14164666 - 03/22/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I put a bottle of pepto up this chicks butt once and then used it as lube
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14165001 - 03/22/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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vandago said: The third girl, the most recent, would squirt if you pushed down right below her belly button.....really weird honestly.....
pressure on the bladder?
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: grimR]
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14165459 - 03/22/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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vandago said: I'd have to say so. I didn't care though. We would only do it in a leather chair with a towel underneath, so the chair wouldn't get ruined and the carpet wouldn't get wet. The other chicks that squirted I really don't think it was piss, it was clear, slippery, and scentless, and it would just keep coming out for hours without that much water drank. Obviously I've been around girls that DEFINITELY piss, and the two are clearly ( no pun intended ) deifferent.
I still look back on everything and think that tampon was the dirtiest thing I've ever done. That girl is about to get married soon, I wanna call her and reminisce and see if she laughs or half throws up. I know looking back on that I am like.....wow.....drugs get you high.......
OMG....... WTF did you do with the tampon?....
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
#14165510 - 03/22/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14165528 - 03/22/11 04:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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sucked a tampon out....... damn man thats going OTT!
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty] 1
#14165536 - 03/22/11 04:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14165591 - 03/22/11 04:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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vandago said: I was rolling so hard and we were just getting into the sex part. I was like " I got this"....and it really turned her on. We even made out with it in my mouth still. It was beyond the more sadistic things I've done looking back. I'd never repeat it.
I'm speechless..........
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