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Enjoywho
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: PsychoFungi]
#20056043 - 05/29/14 12:30 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I dunno I want a girl to fuck me with a strap on. I used a popsicle the other day. Too fucking cold. I just am not atrected to men. In the right situation sure. Other than that no.
I want to find a really cute tranny honestly.
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Edited by Enjoywho (05/29/14 12:31 PM)
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#20056601 - 05/29/14 02:34 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Be careful with ice in the ass. It melts sharply sometimes.....
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Enjoywho
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#20057570 - 05/29/14 06:23 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Was just an experiment. It felt good but hurt. Too fucking cold.
And incredibly messy.
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fee
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Enjoywho]
#20060279 - 05/30/14 09:13 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've done dirtier but I'm not admitting to it.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: fee]
#20060312 - 05/30/14 09:29 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I stuck a lab thermometer in my dick.
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fee
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #39]
#20060326 - 05/30/14 09:36 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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God damn, why?
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: fee]
#20060332 - 05/30/14 09:38 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wanted to know how hot my dick is. It's 110°C.
It's not like I stuck a cactus in there.
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StellaMagnolia
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Enjoywho]
#20060607 - 05/30/14 11:03 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Enjoywho said: I dunno I want a girl to fuck me with a strap on. I used a popsicle the other day. Too fucking cold. I just am not atrected to men. In the right situation sure. Other than that no.
I want to find a really cute tranny honestly.
A Popsicle? Why don't you get a dildo lol. I started with a dildo then my boyfriend gave me anal the other day. It was so weird, we lubed up my ass then he shove it in. It felt like I was pushing out a huge 7 inch poop and someone kept shoving it back in. Apparently the feeling goes away and you get used to it. Lolllll
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #39]
#20061201 - 05/30/14 02:00 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: I wanted to know how hot my dick is. It's 110°C.
It's not like I stuck a cactus in there.
You should see a doctor
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: NWlight]
#20061205 - 05/30/14 02:02 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said:
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Anonymous said: I wanted to know how hot my dick is. It's 110°C.
It's not like I stuck a cactus in there.
You should see a doctor
agreed. If your dick is above boiling then you most likely have a condition.
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fee
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: psyconaught]
#20061265 - 05/30/14 02:16 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
psyconaught said:
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NWlight said:
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Anonymous said: I wanted to know how hot my dick is. It's 110°C.
It's not like I stuck a cactus in there.
You should see a doctor
agreed. If your dick is above boiling then you most likely have a condition.
I don't believe condition is the word used to describe your dick if its 110°C
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PsychoFungi

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Quote:
StellaMagnolia said: It was so weird, we lubed up my ass then he shove it in. It felt like I was pushing out a huge 7 inch poop and someone kept shoving it back in. Apparently the feeling goes away and you get used to it. Lolllll
I love anal. The first time, I kept tweaking because he was punching against my bladder, making me feel like I was going to piss. Other than that, it felt fantastic. Gotta love amphetamines. We fucked for a solid 4 hours.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: PsychoFungi]
#20076311 - 06/02/14 11:48 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I love it when I'm eating my girl out and she cums in my mouth.
We just finished a few minutes ago, while we were fucking I put my fingers into her pussy and she watched me put them back into my mouth and suck the juice off.. Then we kissed while I fucked her really hard.
She always wants me to cum in her mouth as well, so I did but I got some on her face and breasts. She let me scoop it off her and she swallowed the rest.
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PsychoFungi

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #57]
#20076378 - 06/03/14 12:11 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I love the taste of vag. Can't get enough of it.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: PsychoFungi]
#20076914 - 06/03/14 04:28 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Except for the M&M guy, you guys are lightweights (at least on the first and last page.
I've spat in a guy's mouth, gotten poo all over my hand shoving 4 fingers in a guy's ass, had anal to vaginal sex and enjoyed it, given 11 guys oral sex in a row (literally) while drawing a crowd, given oral sex to stranger in a library and swallowed, had a threesome with a girl on her period and ruined my school shirt. Probably sticking lancets into a guy's cock, and beating the same guy with a ring sizer to the point where he comes up with bruises the next day (I also almost bit his nipple off. The skin was loose, but it went back to normal in a few minutes).
I'm showing off at this point, and I have the urge to hit Anon, but fuck it.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: NWlight]
#20076935 - 06/03/14 04:38 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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NWlight said:
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Anonymous said: I wanted to know how hot my dick is. It's 110°C.
It's not like I stuck a cactus in there.
You should see a doctor
Fuck that. I did it again last night. This time I got to 125°C.
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PsychoFungi

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: dali]
#20079319 - 06/03/14 05:26 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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dali said: Except for the M&M guy, you guys are lightweights (at least on the first and last page.
I've spat in a guy's mouth, gotten poo all over my hand shoving 4 fingers in a guy's ass, had anal to vaginal sex and enjoyed it, given 11 guys oral sex in a row (literally) while drawing a crowd, given oral sex to stranger in a library and swallowed, had a threesome with a girl on her period and ruined my school shirt. Probably sticking lancets into a guy's cock, and beating the same guy with a ring sizer to the point where he comes up with bruises the next day (I also almost bit his nipple off. The skin was loose, but it went back to normal in a few minutes).
I'm showing off at this point, and I have the urge to hit Anon, but fuck it.
Wow, that's fucked up
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: dali]
#20079343 - 06/03/14 05:32 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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dali said: Except for the M&M guy, you guys are lightweights (at least on the first and last page.
I've spat in a guy's mouth, gotten poo all over my hand shoving 4 fingers in a guy's ass, had anal to vaginal sex and enjoyed it, given 11 guys oral sex in a row (literally) while drawing a crowd, given oral sex to stranger in a library and swallowed, had a threesome with a girl on her period and ruined my school shirt. Probably sticking lancets into a guy's cock, and beating the same guy with a ring sizer to the point where he comes up with bruises the next day (I also almost bit his nipple off. The skin was loose, but it went back to normal in a few minutes).
I'm showing off at this point, and I have the urge to hit Anon, but fuck it.
I think I like being a lightweight after hearing that.
You should do porn.
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#20079704 - 06/03/14 06:40 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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