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Sham87
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#19678646 - 03/10/14 10:11 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I got my asshole licked by my girl a few nights ago. I couldn't stop laughing.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sham87]
#19679366 - 03/11/14 01:55 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol right
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: NWlight]
#19680276 - 03/11/14 10:32 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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It tickles me.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sham87]
#19685128 - 03/12/14 10:37 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I lick my girls ass all the time.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #50]
#19688361 - 03/12/14 09:40 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I sucked a sweaty dick. I mean REALLY REALLY hot and stinky. I knew the guy well though. It wasn't like a decision we made. We were both drinking while hanging out in the sun all day and we got back home. Things took off from there. I was too "in the moment" to care, but afterwards, I brushed like 5 times. I still can't get over the fact that it tasted like the ocean.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
#19688441 - 03/12/14 09:55 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Did you swallow?
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#19688535 - 03/12/14 10:13 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Of course! Free calcium!
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
#19688627 - 03/12/14 10:32 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Boniva... Tums... It all makes sense now.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#19688691 - 03/12/14 10:48 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey, Jizz has more calcium than milk.... I think. If not, it's still probably not bad for you. Mine tastes like apples.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
#19688914 - 03/12/14 11:47 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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matttt said: Mine tastes like apples. 
Prove it.
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Rewindicus
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#19688981 - 03/13/14 12:02 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ugh. Tasted like the ocean? Was he uncut? Was there cheese?
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koods
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#19689002 - 03/13/14 12:10 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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What is it with you and cheese? Anyhow, isn't that stuff more like yogurt or .... Yuck.
Sweaty balls may just be sweaty. If I knew somebody just took a shower before working out or going for a run, I would have no problem with their salted nuts.
BTW, where did you grow up?
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Rewindicus
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#19689026 - 03/13/14 12:17 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Florida. Hick town.
Also as for cheese I only asked because my dude is uncut and if he's had a long day at work. Well......His crotch smells like a fish market. It's so weird.
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koods
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#19689063 - 03/13/14 12:31 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Rewindicus said: Florida. Hick town.
Also as for cheese I only asked because my dude is uncut and if he's had a long day at work. Well......His crotch smells like a fish market. It's so weird.
Oh yeah, I had one of those. (Uncut BF)
I just don't think there's anything inherently gross about sweat. It's fermented sweat that is gross.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#19689077 - 03/13/14 12:34 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Agreed.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#19689309 - 03/13/14 02:04 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #50]
#19692561 - 03/13/14 08:01 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: I lick my girls ass all the time.
     
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#19693616 - 03/13/14 11:39 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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koods said:
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matttt said: Mine tastes like apples. 
Prove it.
Only way to prove it is for someone else to try. Do I have a volunteer?
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Rewindicus said: Ugh. Tasted like the ocean? Was he uncut? Was there cheese?
No cheese, he was uncut, and it was salty. The ocean is salty - so was his dick.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
#19696082 - 03/14/14 05:01 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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matttt said:
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koods said:
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matttt said: Mine tastes like apples. 
Prove it.
Only way to prove it is for someone else to try. Do I have a volunteer?
for science
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#19701486 - 03/15/14 08:12 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's the salt from the sweat that builds up under the foreskin
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