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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14144600 - 03/18/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Years ago I used to finger my older sister when she was asleep and she used to wake up and let me carry on.. never got the chance to fuck her tho.. gutted about that.. now she married it'll never happen.. :frown:




:freshwtf:  :dudewtf:  :throwtomato:



yeah so what i was a dirty bastard with 4 older sisers.. they were all gorgeous tho so that makes it ok doesn't it...?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #14144742 - 03/18/11 06:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Even I'd have to be "like woah".


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago] * 7
    #14145152 - 03/18/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Anon 10, don't ever EVER forget to click the Anon button.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14146567 - 03/19/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

When I was with my ex- boyfriend, one time I was done riding him, I gave him a blow-job while my juices were still on him. We've also had sex on mescaline...that shit was hot


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: rational] * 4
    #14146583 - 03/19/11 12:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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...I gave him a blow-job while my juices were still on him.




I never regarded that as a risque sexual adventure.  I love fucking --> sucking --> making out, taste her sex lingering on those lips.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14146718 - 03/19/11 01:09 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hardly one of the wildest, but one of my funnest exploits in my early 20's was running a train on this really cute raver chick one morning at an acquaintance's house. totally random, nasty drug fueled buttsex. hadn't shared like that since that one time, but it was quite an experience.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14147347 - 03/19/11 07:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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This may have just been a rumor, but some girl in Middle School was apparently masturbating with a broom handle on the kitchen counter, and her parents walked in and she jumped up and it impaled her.

Vandago you're a god among men.

Although I'd be down for the squirting thing.




I've heard that too, I think Ive had nightmares about it and im not a girl:lol:

its not that dirty but..
this one time i was gettin my dick sucked at a party and my friends started bangin on the door, i just ignored them until they started screaming bloody murder so i went to answer it and as soon as I answered the door they fucking antiqued me!(its when someone throws water on you and then throws flour or something right after) I was completely covered but I fucked that bitch anywayz  :super:
it was messy so she didn't even know when i came in her pussy. jk


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14147352 - 03/19/11 07:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Anon 10, don't ever EVER forget to click the Anon button.


:laugh2:


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    #14150932 - 03/19/11 09:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #14154930 - 03/20/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Edited by vandago (07/21/22 06:44 AM)


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14155248 - 03/20/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

O-MY  that is some gross shit!:eek: Did you enjoy all of it? I have just had some amazing sex in some crazy locations, but the dirtiest is fingering and licking a guy(s) asshole. He asked so I was like hell yea! I loved it almost as much as him and wanted to do that to every guy after words. I tried on one guy who at first was weird and acted like he wasn't into it, but he cummed so fast when I did it he couldn't hide anymore that he enjoyed it. The guy I'm with now I have tried for so long, but he is such a tight ass lol!
I love cum, but I don't consider that dirty. No way I could piss on someone or be pissed on! You're cRaZy! But good for you!  :crazy2:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: somuchbeautyndirt]
    #14155578 - 03/20/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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O-MY  that is some gross shit!:eek: Did you enjoy all of it? I have just had some amazing sex in some crazy locations, but the dirtiest is fingering and licking a guy(s) asshole. He asked so I was like hell yea! I loved it almost as much as him and wanted to do that to every guy after words. I tried on one guy who at first was weird and acted like he wasn't into it, but he cummed so fast when I did it he couldn't hide anymore that he enjoyed it. The guy I'm with now I have tried for so long, but he is such a tight ass lol!
I love cum, but I don't consider that dirty. No way I could piss on someone or be pissed on! You're cRaZy! But good for you!  :crazy2:




do you lick hairy assholes?

oh where are my manners....

hi, my name's sonny cheeba.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
    #14155701 - 03/20/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

HAHA Well sir I do not know. I suppose they weren't overly hairy, but as long as it is clean and doesn't smell like funk and not the fucking jungle I don't care.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: somuchbeautyndirt]
    #14155834 - 03/20/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

not overly hairy, not since i naired one time (never again).

i'd probably pack some babywipes into my overnight bag, and maybe some syrup or jelly. gotta throw some selection in there.

haha i said "overnight bag"


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
    #14155904 - 03/20/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You naired your bung hole? AHHH! Holy burnage batman! Choices are good lol nothing like an asshole sandwich!


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: somuchbeautyndirt]
    #14156379 - 03/20/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah getting my now-ex-girl to nair my butt was probably one of the weirdest things i've done (sexually?)

no that's not why we broke up haha.

she had fun holding my buttcheeks open and laughing while i wriggled in pain.

it didn't work very well either, left little hairs that would cling to toilet paper like velcro.

is that sexual? i guess not. she didn't exactly try to catch my farts in her mouth right after.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
    #14158165 - 03/21/11 07:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

HAHA! Maybe nt exactly dirty but funny as hell. The things we do behind closed doors :grin:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: somuchbeautyndirt] * 4
    #14158855 - 03/21/11 11:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've licked every girls ass i've ever been with... its a MUST!!


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
    #14158985 - 03/21/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

See, the weird thing is I enjoy doing it, but even though it feels usally good I don't care for receiving the lickage lol! I get more pleasure out of doing it.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: somuchbeautyndirt]
    #14158990 - 03/21/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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See, the weird thing is I enjoy doing it, but even though it feels usally good I don't care for receiving the lickage lol! I get more pleasure out of doing it.



Ive never had my ass licked and i don't think i'd want to but i love doin it to women!


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