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microdotty
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I am about to perform the mother of all ass licks... she has took the day off work for this one!! Wish me luck guys and gals!!
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psyconaught
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
#19508977 - 02/02/14 01:04 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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The5thElement
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty] 1
#19508981 - 02/02/14 01:05 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Post pics
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Anonymous #53
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: The5thElement]
#19519156 - 02/04/14 04:21 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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stole my sister's clothing jerked off into them
wrote extremely taboo erotic fiction
fingered and dry humped a girl on my sister's bed
go on online gay cam 2 cam sites
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Anonymous #54
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #53]
#19519181 - 02/04/14 04:45 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Kinda hard to say, there was a period where we were getting on something once or twice a week and doing all sorts of crazy shit. There was lots of squirting, anal, licking each others asses, threesomes and wife swaps, light bondage, choking, roleplay. Fuck I used to love when she would dress up like a school girl.
We've had to calm down a bit due to a higher expenditure lifestyle and responsibilities. We had a night of it on NYE and it waa fucking great
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Anonymous #55
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #53]
#19519182 - 02/04/14 04:45 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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I once put three ants on the heard of my penis and allowed them to bite while i masturbated. The next day my penis head had red spot over it whee the ants had been biting. It was kind of freaky.
It sounds painful but it was good. I never did it again though because believe it or not, i felt sorry about the death of the ants.
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Anonymous #55
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #55]
#19519184 - 02/04/14 04:47 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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One of my girlfirends was down to getting kinky too. She spat and pissed into my mouth. She probably would have shat in there too if i had have asked but i'm not into that.
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matttt


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #55]
#19519209 - 02/04/14 05:08 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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I licked my friend's asshole at his request. I didn't like it - that was the dirtiest feeling I've ever had in my life. He also gave the most slobbery blow jobs :/
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Anonymous #56
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
#19519289 - 02/04/14 06:08 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ive fucked this one girl in the ass and she would shit and fart all over my cock then suck it.freaky bitch.
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koods
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: matttt]
#19519334 - 02/04/14 06:31 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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A good way to play with an ass, and a bad way... in consecutive posts.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
Edited by koods (02/04/14 10:05 AM)
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #56]
#19519338 - 02/04/14 06:33 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Ive fucked this one girl in the ass and she would shit and fart all over my cock then suck it.freaky bitch.
Wow what a woman... I have to meet this gal!
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Anonymous #56
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #10]
#19519781 - 02/04/14 09:56 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: Ive fucked this one girl in the ass and she would shit and fart all over my cock then suck it.freaky bitch.
Wow what a woman... I have to meet this gal! 
She was one of a kind. She ruined every bath towel in my house so she came over with a kiddy pool she bought lol we would fuck in the pool in the living room.
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vandago



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #56]
#19519789 - 02/04/14 10:00 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Edited by vandago (09/10/23 06:07 AM)
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#19520164 - 02/04/14 12:14 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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I want to fuck my parents
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Anonymous #55
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #53]
#19520294 - 02/04/14 12:45 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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vandago said: Masturbated for 36 hours straight, only taking breaks to piss and to smoke a cigarette.
Wow, that's quite a feat. I did it for an hour once trying to orgasm twice, and it was saw for three days.
Quote:
Anonymous said: I want to fuck my parents
Not at the same time though right?
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Andyy
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #55]
#19520749 - 02/04/14 02:45 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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I dated a chick for 3 months, and for most of it we were drunk, homeless, had the clap, and pretty nasty. We'd fuck anywhere pretty much. Started fucking on a couch at a party with about 20 people there.
Had one of her friends ask us if he could watch us fuck. So we did. Still not sure if he was jackin off while he was watching.
She wanted to pee on me, and I was down, but we never did do it.
Chlamydia puss is a disgusting smell.
I've had public sex with one other girl. I dig it. We were pretty standard though, scratching, biting, hair pulling. We'd fuck for hours though. After probably an hour of fucking she just wrapped her legs around my neck and I ate her out and made her squirt in my mouth a few times.
Nothin' too nasty, just fun. Pretty open when it comes to sexual shit though.
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Trippinhighman
kill the flux



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Andyy]
#19538941 - 02/08/14 10:01 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dirtiest shit so far would have to be when I was in a mental institution for taking off my clothes in public.
The second day I was there, this super hot brunette that was the same age as me showed up. She was a heroin user...
Anyways, we went into the bathroom and fucked in the shower. I ate this chick out and we fucked right there in the public shower stall of a mental hospital.
Needless to say I got myself checked for everything and I'm clean I still think about that chick, while the circumstances were fucked, she was amazing. Nice little body and new how to suck dick. Actually made her gag on it and she puked a little bit. I just used my toe to move the chunks down the drain and let her keep on keepin' on
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vandago



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That story is crazy.
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Society
Mmmm... pizza



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#19539423 - 02/08/14 12:09 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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vandago said: Masturbated for 36 hours straight, only taking breaks to piss and to smoke a cigarette.
Haha, how is that even possible or desirable vandago? ??
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vandago



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
#19539643 - 02/08/14 12:59 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Edited by vandago (09/10/23 06:07 AM)
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