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Rewindicus
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: 76UTROBA] 1
#18831312 - 09/12/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That was your first post? Dang.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#18947767 - 10/08/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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the girl i've been fucking just asked me today if I would pretend to be a girl while she fucked me from behind. not with a strap on or anything just pretending.
I am 100% straight it was really weird for me but I was happy to oblige 
she also loves the smell of my asshole and wants me to bang her anally soon
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #52]
#18947776 - 10/08/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I always wanted to try having a girl fuck me with a strap on.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #52]
#18947844 - 10/08/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: the girl i've been fucking just asked me today if I would pretend to be a girl while she fucked me from behind. not with a strap on or anything just pretending.
I am 100% straight it was really weird for me but I was happy to oblige 
she also loves the smell of my asshole and wants me to bang her anally soon 
So, instead of a real strap on, you got fucked with the pretend dick your girlfriend was imagining she had.
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Rewindicus said: That was your first post? Dang.
And only post since. Strange.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#18947896 - 10/08/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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she was really hinting that she wanted to do me with a strap on but fuck that.
she's already 10 years older than me I am NOT going to develop a complex about her wearing the pants in our relationship
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #52]
#18947993 - 10/08/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: she was really hinting that she wanted to do me with a strap on but fuck that.
she's already 10 years older than me I am NOT going to develop a complex about her wearing the pants in our relationship
lol only if you let it i know a lot of guys who like a little pegging here and there.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#18948252 - 10/08/13 05:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rewindicus said:
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Anonymous said: she was really hinting that she wanted to do me with a strap on but fuck that.
she's already 10 years older than me I am NOT going to develop a complex about her wearing the pants in our relationship
lol only if you let it i know a lot of guys who like a little pegging here and there. 
About ten years ago the girlfriend of a friend took me aside and told me she was very worried because my friend wanted her to stick all sorts of things up his ass. She wanted to know if it made him gay. I told her that they weren't real dicks, and how could it be gay if was just him and her.
Fast forward a couple years, and this friend and I were watching porn and he blurts out that he wants me to fuck him. I wasn't going to go there, but we did develop a regular JO thing.
So, I'm going to stay out of the argument. I'll just say he probably wasn't totally straight to begin with.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#18948677 - 10/08/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would have to say that it is easily.
Being on molly and getting the urge to drink my partners urine. Wasn't grossed out, didn't gag, drank it all.
Never repeated it and even thinking about it gives me shivers of "how in the fuck..."
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Darkenshroom]
#18952910 - 10/09/13 05:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Darkenshroom said: I would have to say that it is easily.
Being on molly and getting the urge to drink my partners urine. Wasn't grossed out, didn't gag, drank it all.
Never repeated it and even thinking about it gives me shivers of "how in the fuck..."
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
#18954432 - 10/09/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I let my chick piss in my mouth once
it was a lot warmer than I expected
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: indica]
#18958250 - 10/10/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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indica said: I let my chick piss in my mouth once
it was a lot warmer than I expected
Did you swallow?
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
#18963232 - 10/11/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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got to eat that wonderfull buthhole again last night.
rebuttal go
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
#18963624 - 10/11/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Absolem0918 said: got to eat that wonderfull buthhole again last night.
rebuttal go
I thought your post was about the re-butt-al
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Camwritesgonzo said:
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Absolem0918 said: got to eat that wonderfull buthhole again last night.
rebuttal go
I thought your post was about the re-butt-al 
 i made a pun and didnt even realize it
seems like every time someone brings up eatin ass, a huge debate comes out of fucking no where.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918] 1
#18964847 - 10/11/13 04:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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People that have a problem with eatin ass can lick my butt.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#18964992 - 10/11/13 05:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mozart was a big proponent of the licking of asses 
Here's some of his lyrics, of course originally in German.
Lick my ass nicely, lick it nice and clean, nice and clean, lick my ass. That's a greasy desire, nicely buttered, like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity. Three will lick more than two, come on, just try it, and lick, lick, lick. Everybody lick their ass for themselves.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: twighead]
#18965003 - 10/11/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lichen mein asse!
Essen mein scheisse!
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Edited by koods (10/11/13 05:39 PM)
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
#18966334 - 10/11/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Absolem0918 said: got to eat that wonderfull buthhole again last night.
rebuttal go
THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18966413 - 10/11/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Absolem0918 said: got to eat that wonderfull buthhole again last night.
rebuttal go
THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING DELICIOUS
fixed it for you
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: psyconaught] 1
#18967155 - 10/12/13 04:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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you know dookie comes out of that hole right?
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