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Onlinekoods
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sheekle]
    #18617537 - 07/26/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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grimR said:
My girl gave me head as we sat on a full greyhound bus going from nyc to bmore



:ban:




Ban him for going to Baltimore voluntarily.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #18786340 - 09/01/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

a lot of things that you said, farts in mouth while licking ass, tongue f***king ass, getting my ass licked and sucked, fingering ass then sucking finger, gf fingering my ass and her sucking it and then having me suck it, pegged, anal, spitting in ass, spit from my ass dripping down from my balls


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: lalo]
    #18786545 - 09/01/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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a lot of things that you said, farts in mouth while licking ass, tongue f***king ass, getting my ass licked and sucked, fingering ass then sucking finger, gf fingering my ass and her sucking it and then having me suck it, pegged, anal, spitting in ass, spit from my ass dripping down from my balls





Gosh darn you tried everything :lol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18787305 - 09/01/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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lalo said:
a lot of things that you said, farts in mouth while licking ass, tongue f***king ass, getting my ass licked and sucked, fingering ass then sucking finger, gf fingering my ass and her sucking it and then having me suck it, pegged, anal, spitting in ass, spit from my ass dripping down from my balls





Gosh darn you tried everything :lol:



Fuck yeah dude that is what I am talking about. Him and his girl got it going on. Im on a fast track to where THIS guy is at.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #18787357 - 09/01/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I'm definatly not down with farting or getting farted in my mouth or others, but more power to you guys, live it up mOe fuckas :awedrugs:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: The5thElement]
    #18787388 - 09/01/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah I'm definatly not down with farting or getting farted in my mouth or others, :




Getting farted on the mouth :rofl2: the ass flap motion vibrating your lips. I would try anal if i had the guts to ask but not fart kiss lol


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: TwinEclipse] * 1
    #18787404 - 09/01/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Open up baby I'm going to fart in your mouth, he says. :lol:

Pfffffffffft..... OH fuck yeah! Vibrate my lips :lol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18787505 - 09/01/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah I'm definatly not down with farting or getting farted in my mouth or others, :




Getting farted on the mouth :rofl2: the ass flap motion vibrating your lips. I would try anal if i had the guts to ask but not fart kiss lol



haha yeah i'm not down for pink eye


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: lalo]
    #18789603 - 09/02/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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farts in mouth while licking ass,




This. Probably one of my fave pastimes!! Love it!


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
    #18789697 - 09/02/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Get really, really high on various drugs and spend about $100+ bucks on whippets, porn, lube and toys in the adult shop and go home, proceed to lock ourselves in the room for the next 12-24 hours and spend the day indulging the pleasures of the human body.

Cleanse, Rinse, and Repeat.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: smack]
    #18789773 - 09/02/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Lay under the covers with a girl, playing with each other while her boyfriend was right in front of us distracted by his computer.




That reminds me on a time when I was having sex when I was 19 at my boyfriends moms house. His mom came into the room to use the computer which is blocked by a small divider wall from the bed but you are still literally right next to each other. We were under the covers when she came in so it just looked like we were cuddling, but instead of pulling out or waiting when she was in the room he just kept on going.... That was awkward.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: The5thElement]
    #18790868 - 09/02/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

thats hot. thats pretty much what i say also lol


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: lalo]
    #18790873 - 09/02/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

oh yeah and sometimes my gf makes my d*ck touch my ass and then she kind of sucks and licks both..so hot


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: lalo]
    #18791768 - 09/02/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Makes your dick touch your ass? How?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18791915 - 09/02/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Probably when hes flaccid, that's what I get out of it.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #18791925 - 09/02/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wanna have your children


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: lalo] * 2
    #18793658 - 09/03/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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lalo said:
oh yeah and sometimes my gf makes my d*ck touch my ass and then she kind of sucks and licks both..so hot




So you can fuck your own asshole, but you can't type the word "dick" without censoring it?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18798666 - 09/04/13 10:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i had a 3 sum with a cop and his brother....


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #51]
    #18798701 - 09/04/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've had a lot of threesomes, including 1 experience with double penetration.  I was in her pussy while another guy was in the ass, and I could feel his dick moving against mine. Felt pretty nice.  As we were doing it she says, "I've finally tried DP!  Now I've got something to tell the grandkids!"  and we all started cracking up.  Didn't last long though, guess it started to hurt and she called it off.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: TheWiz]
    #18798713 - 09/04/13 10:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Another time I put up a Craigslist casual encounter ad and a woman responded.  We started texting, shared pictures and such.  She revealed to me that a little fantasy of hers was of a strange man coming into her bed as she's waking up in the morning and initiating some sex.  I concurred that it sounded hot.  I hadn't met her at all before.  She instructed me that she was leaving her door open and the directions to her bedroom.  I was nervous as hell, but it turned out to be a whole lot of fun.


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