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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Apostle]
    #18559680 - 07/14/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I don't consider anything sexual dirty persay...but if I had to say anything it would either be ass play or fucking in an rv w/ dudes lil sister sleeping in next bed over...


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #18582126 - 07/19/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:girlofdisapproval:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18583338 - 07/20/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

this tread is insane, have to say I would probably do anything I've seen on here, except rip a fetus out and make someone eat it, idk what that was all about haha


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ActiasLuna]
    #18583650 - 07/20/13 03:40 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

OK. I wasn't directly involved, but... Years ago I shared a beach house. During the summer it was two groups, alternating weeks. Off season, it was full time. I decided to go for New Years with some friends, but so did some of the people in the other group with their friends. These were all people I knew fairly well. When we showed up, they were already there... And pissing on each other.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18583785 - 07/20/13 05:53 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Lol where? Outside I hope! An was it like full on in the face pissing? Also did you get pissed on that weekend koods?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18583919 - 07/20/13 07:46 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

They were in the stand up shower that could comfortably fit 4 people (and it did on more than one ocassion :hehehe:) and they had left the bathroom door open since they were not expecting anyone show up. No, I did not partake in their warm goldeness. I had a boyfriend that year, so my exploits pretty much were limited to living vicariously through my roommates and friends who were all total whores.

Finding someone getting plowed on the pull out couch in the living room was not that uncommon, and as I alluded to above, there were the occasional group showers.

Jerking off with a guy (a little guy with a HUGE dick - a decade latter I fessed up to my ex about that incident. I started to say there was this one time at the beach, and he cut me off and said "OMG, was it so and so with the huge dick?") who wasn't my boyfriend in the outside shower after a day on the beach with an audience peeking through the spaces in the deck was as crazy as it got for me. Still, that was the best summer ever* - late 20s, beach house, tens of thousands of hot gay dudes every other weekend, drugs drugs and more drugs (that was the summer I discovered ecstasy, the ketamine came in vials and the GHB was kept in a gatorade bottle in the fridge.). :willynilly:  Sigh

*that summer was so insane, it has kinda ruined the rest of existence in a way. There is just no way I'll ever be able to replicate that level of awesomeness.


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Anonymous #48

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18606193 - 07/24/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Had sex with my boyfriend while his mom was was at the dinning room table only blocked by a small wall


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #48]
    #18606345 - 07/24/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Had sex with my boyfriend while his mom was was at the dinning room table only blocked by a small wall



had sex with my girl friend in a tent while my mom/rest of family was sitting at a camp fire 5 feet away :smirk: luckily we were by the generator haha.
not dirty at all but you reminded me of that


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: psyconaught]
    #18607332 - 07/24/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Lay under the covers with a girl, playing with each other while her boyfriend was right in front of us distracted by his computer.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: smack]
    #18607358 - 07/24/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Lay under the covers with a girl, playing with each other while her boyfriend was right in front of us distracted by his computer.



:rofl2:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: psyconaught]
    #18607407 - 07/24/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

We even were like: "Come join us! This room is so cold!"

He was like: "I'm busy, later."


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: smack]
    #18607674 - 07/25/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I was talking to a guy on Grindr when I realized it was the father of someone I grew up with. I didn't meet him - I have some kind of mental block about online hookups, and I always end up scuttling anything.


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Anonymous #49

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18608216 - 07/25/13 04:54 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I fucked a beautiful tranny...had a face just like a beautifull girl and he was small maybe 47-50 kg no condom...it was nice but i like sex with girls much more...i done it all with him/her watever you like to call them,cum in his ass,cum on his dick,rubbed my dick on his,i am straight btw and thats the dirtiest thing i done...so far... :ashamed:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #49]
    #18609442 - 07/25/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

This one time me, my girlfriend and my mom went to the city for something I can't remember exactly what for. We arrived at the hotel late, and went to bed. My mom sleeps with ear plugs because my dad snores like fucking crazy, I'm talking shake the walls kinda crazy no joke. Anyways I wake up in the middle of the night, and I'm naked like always... I look over to the other bed thats like 4 feet away and my moms sleeping, I turn over and my girlfriend is sleeping too
                                                    :justinwilson:



Then I start rubbing the inside of her thigh, she's not waking up.
So then I begin rubbing her clit and I spread her lips open and I can feel her body twitch, she starts to get wet and really, really hot.
She wakes up and smiles, asking what I'm doing. I said "you know what I'm doing" :yesnod:

Then I jump on top and start plowing her slowly but hard and after a few minutes she cums.... and shes moaning so I cover her mouth while she cums and I just keep fucking her. After that I roll over and she starts riding me, a few minutes later I cum inside of her and it feels fucking GRRRRRREAT!  :lol:


So I get up and grab some toilet paper and help her clean up, and bed is soaked at this point so I grab an extra blanket out of the closet and put it over the giant pond in the middle of the bed and go back to sleep.

I had a good sleep that night :thumbup:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: The5thElement]
    #18610050 - 07/25/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

That was pretty hot.
:bigyesnod:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: smack]
    #18610967 - 07/25/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Lay under the covers with a girl, playing with each other while her boyfriend was right in front of us distracted by his computer.




:dudewtf:

Why would you do that to him?


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Anonymous #50

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
    #18611160 - 07/25/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

One time right after HS my gf (at the time) and I were at a party
and got turned on from messing with each, point is we were looking for
somewhere to have sex (i didnt have a car at the time) and so we found this spot under a big ass tree in the complete opposite corner of the yard
we were in (where the party was happening), so it
was super dark and we just had sex standing up, im sure people were
able to see. haha


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
    #18611334 - 07/25/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

smack said:
Lay under the covers with a girl, playing with each other while her boyfriend was right in front of us distracted by his computer.




:dudewtf:

Why would you do that to him?



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Anonymous #34

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: smack]
    #18613742 - 07/26/13 08:44 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Crossdressed in latex leggings, pink lacque heels, a short black skirt tightly zipped up, corset, bra... little see through dress, got my mouth stuffed with dirty panties, got taped up and then left in hogtie-bondage for hours.

Dat orgasm


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #18614684 - 07/26/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

FUCK YEA!

:eek:


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