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OfflineTreefeeler
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc] * 4
    #14127056 - 03/15/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
sex on DXM would be

most the girls with require complete domination, it gets to be a lot of work.

i wanna "get fucked" by a lady one day :lol:




I had a girl that loved to be dominated (in super real life I'm a nice guy, so forcing her against the tile and controlling her by the neck took a little getting used to... at first :devilguy: )  Absolutely lovely woman, but as much as she LOVED getting railed, it was near impossible for her to get on and reciprocate the hard fucking.
I'm a equality kind of guy, but if your going to demand same pay then you better be god damn willing to fuck back.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14127057 - 03/15/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i was back and forth with these 2 girls all feb

they both dropped off though

and the drought has begun


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: andrewss] * 4
    #14127979 - 03/15/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Thats what happens after not drinkin for 6 months(due to rehab)then comin home and celebratin. And to answer the question, yes I did finish lol. Not one of my finer moments, but shit went down in my history books. Luckily, it was with a chick I didnt really know that well. When all was over, I looked at her layin on the bed(fuckin mess everywhere looked like Hiroshima) I just had the biggest grin, went to the bathroom tocleaned my dick off, walked back in the room and threw the chick a towel, grabbed my beer and walked out:rofl:.
Bitch looked dumbfounded.
Whenever Im drunk, for some reason I feel like Jim Morrison, so I figured what would he do?
Ahhh fond memories lol.
But never again


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Anonymous #10

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #9] * 3
    #14132294 - 03/16/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well in my speed and cocaine fueled binges, my girlfriend has dressed up as a dominatrix and she has filled my mouth full of piss, snot, and phlegm and made me swallow it, and for the finalle she takes a dump in my mouth and makes me swallow it.. we've done this a few times, but not recently... when i take speed and coke i just get really perverted and i want to be dominated in the most foul way... i have videos of this on my pc, her shitting in my mouth then holding it closed till I've swallowed it.. i wouldn't dream of it sober, it sickness me to think about it.. but once i get on the coke or speed im a totally different person...

I've drank piss, and eaten snot and phlegm before from other women, but only with my current girlfriend have i ever swallowed shit!


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #14132410 - 03/16/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Well in my speed and cocaine fueled binges, my girlfriend has dressed up as a dominatrix and she has filled my mouth full of piss, snot, and phlegm and made me swallow it, and for the finalle she takes a dump in my mouth and makes me swallow it.. we've done this a few times, but not recently... when i take speed and coke i just get really perverted and i want to be dominated in the most foul way... i have videos of this on my pc, her shitting in my mouth then holding it closed till I've swallowed it.. i wouldn't dream of it sober, it sickness me to think about it.. but once i get on the coke or speed im a totally different person...

I've drank piss, and eaten snot and phlegm before from other women, but only with my current girlfriend have i ever swallowed shit!




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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Lennyk]
    #14132566 - 03/16/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Lennyk said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Well in my speed and cocaine fueled binges, my girlfriend has dressed up as a dominatrix and she has filled my mouth full of piss, snot, and phlegm and made me swallow it, and for the finalle she takes a dump in my mouth and makes me swallow it.. we've done this a few times, but not recently... when i take speed and coke i just get really perverted and i want to be dominated in the most foul way... i have videos of this on my pc, her shitting in my mouth then holding it closed till I've swallowed it.. i wouldn't dream of it sober, it sickness me to think about it.. but once i get on the coke or speed im a totally different person...

I've drank piss, and eaten snot and phlegm before from other women, but only with my current girlfriend have i ever swallowed shit!




yay drugs :awewtf:



Drugs turn me perverted SIMPLE... I love extreme dirty domination while on them.. but no pain stuff.. im not in to that!!


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #14133008 - 03/16/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Drugs turn me perverted SIMPLE... I love extreme dirty domination while on them.. but no pain stuff.. im not in to that!!





When i roll.... And im with a girl... Shit goes down. I fucking turn into an animal. Like i dont even give a fuck who is around and whats going on. I start making out and going further. And like i rip clothes off and bang bang bang


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: dshow]
    #14133026 - 03/16/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Lol I feel like I'm the only one that isn't much of a freak on mollie. I'm more affectionate and all that shit. Alcohol is what turns me into an animal when it comes to sex.


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OfflineZenXi6
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #14133246 - 03/16/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

This thread is FANTASTIC.

I have some pretty elaborate fantasties that I'd like to act out with my partner... but I'm wary to bring it up as of yet. 
We get pretty freaky.. well, I thought we did... until I read people's shit-eating, vomit-inducing, cumfilled drugfucked stories.

Sometimes, I feel quite.. animally.. and it that stage, I just wanna get down n dirty where ever I am.  I'm slowly showing her (and myself), that you can pretty much fuck anywhere.. and fucking in foresty areas.. getting real dirty, is fantastic. 

Pretty interested to have more drug-sex experiences though.. haven't of late, coz usually, if alcohol is in the mix (which it usually is) I drink too much and pass the fuck out, or if I'm real high, I feel I have to entertain guests.  But fk them.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14134884 - 03/17/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm crazy, but I don't eat poop and what not... That's just... well that's just odd...


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Microppose] * 2
    #14135454 - 03/17/11 06:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

With this kind of stuff you really need to keep an open cock


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #10] * 1
    #14137474 - 03/17/11 03:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Well in my speed and cocaine fueled binges, my girlfriend has dressed up as a dominatrix and she has filled my mouth full of piss, snot, and phlegm and made me swallow it, and for the finalle she takes a dump in my mouth and makes me swallow it.. we've done this a few times, but not recently... when i take speed and coke i just get really perverted and i want to be dominated in the most foul way... i have videos of this on my pc, her shitting in my mouth then holding it closed till I've swallowed it.. i wouldn't dream of it sober, it sickness me to think about it.. but once i get on the coke or speed im a totally different person...

I've drank piss, and eaten snot and phlegm before from other women, but only with my current girlfriend have i ever swallowed shit!




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Offlinegodisanastronaut
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
    #14138525 - 03/17/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

reading those things gives me a mix of nausea and giggles, but not in the least an arousal :rofldrunk:

i had sex in front of a big mirror but it wasnt really appealing. i actually found it ridiculous to
see myself fornicating, i pictured it way cooler  :lmafo:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: godisanastronaut]
    #14140079 - 03/17/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

buttseks, pee (in shower), period sex, dildo, anal stimulation, sex in public.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: PDU]
    #14141912 - 03/18/11 07:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Years ago I used to finger my older sister when she was asleep and she used to wake up and let me carry on.. never got the chance to fuck her tho.. gutted about that.. now she married it'll never happen.. :frown:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #14141948 - 03/18/11 07:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:ugh:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: godisanastronaut]
    #14142325 - 03/18/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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godisanastronaut said:
:ugh:




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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14144042 - 03/18/11 04:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:winning:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #14144576 - 03/18/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Years ago I used to finger my older sister when she was asleep and she used to wake up and let me carry on.. never got the chance to fuck her tho.. gutted about that.. now she married it'll never happen.. :frown:




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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #14144589 - 03/18/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Years ago I used to finger my older sister when she was asleep and she used to wake up and let me carry on.. never got the chance to fuck her tho.. gutted about that.. now she married it'll never happen.. :frown:




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