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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: The5thElement]
#18373018 - 06/05/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: Man one time I was at my grandmas and the house was full of relatives.
Well I had to dump and the shitter that I dropped the douce in happened to not be working so I actually picked my shit up and threw it in the garbage and then put that shit outside.
Looking back why the fuck didn't I just leave the poo in the toilet, fuck I don't know:
Considering this is about dirtiest sexual shit, I really thought we were about to hear a really nasty incest story. Damn.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#18373372 - 06/05/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Incest
Grabbing poo
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: The5thElement]
#18374769 - 06/05/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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thinking back at it, the nastiest thing i ever did, i didnt even know i was doing it.
my gf cheated on me once... well more then once... but anyway this was a specific time she cheated on me, and btw i ate her out every time before we would fuck. so a week later she told me what she did, and she told me she thought she got prego because the guy came in her.
i puked for days.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
#18375034 - 06/05/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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an unintentional cream pie for a straight guy has to be the worst possible thing ever.
Did you at any point while eating her out at the time think "gosh she's especially salty/bleachy tasting today....."
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#18375473 - 06/05/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh, gee. WELP
I've been fucked in a diaper, I've jerked off 'till I bled, someone else jerked me off until I bled, someone peed inside me, I've given foot jobs and rim jobs, I've slept with much younger guys, fucked used plushies and de-virginized an 18-year-old Mormon boy.
Considering the people I hang out with, none of that is particularly strange :V
also,
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Did you at any point while eating her out at the time think "gosh she's especially salty/bleachy tasting today....."
lmao
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#18375505 - 06/05/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rewindicus said:
an unintentional cream pie for a straight guy has to be the worst possible thing ever.
Did you at any point while eating her out at the time think "gosh she's especially salty/bleachy tasting today....."

Hey. An unintentional cream pie is the worst thing this fag can imagine. Wait... I'm in no way implying I'm ok with intentional ones.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#18375522 - 06/05/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey. An unintentional cream pie is the worst thing this fag can imagine. Wait... I'm in no way implying I'm ok with intentional ones.
... Only if the guy is cute ;3
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: micro]
#18375543 - 06/05/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ewwwwwwwww no no no no. Lol. Cream pies skeeve me out bad. Ugh. Sperm should never be seen let alone allowed to drip out of an orifice and lapped up.
Hey dust bunny, the bleeding handies.......was that intentional or just something that happened. I peed in my ex he dug it i didn't care plus its hard peeing while in someone. Plus makes a mess. 
Pretty sure ill have some more stories after my first burning man this year. I hear shit gets Cray Cray out there.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#18375560 - 06/05/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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It depends. When I did it, it was unintentional and out of sheer frustration.
I like to finish what I started.
The other guy... Well, to be honest I think he got off to it
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: micro]
#18375593 - 06/05/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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micro said: It depends. When I did it, it was unintentional and out of sheer frustration.
I like to finish what I started.
The other guy... Well, to be honest I think he got off to it 
How can something be done out of frustration and be unintentional?
Regardless, I like the story.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#18375606 - 06/05/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't know how I've not noticed you before recently, rewindicus -you are fucking awesome.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#18375613 - 06/05/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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How can something be done out of frustration and be unintentional?
Regardless, I like the story.
Yeah, good point. I guess it was one of those "heat of the moment" things.
Well not exactly heat of the moment.
More like "HOLY F*** I HAVE TO GO TO WORK, WHY WON'T THIS END?!?!"
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
#18375968 - 06/06/13 12:57 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've given myself a messy mask before. In case you don't know what that is, you take a used, messy diaper and some tape, put your face into it (crap right in your face), and tape it on nice and tight . From there I jerked off with it on. I fucking loved it, but the clean up afterwards is the most shameful experience I've ever endured.
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koods said: How can something be done out of frustration and be unintentional
He probably didn't know blood was gonna come out lol
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rigby_M]
#18376733 - 06/06/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol rigby I think youve won this one so far. Messy mask sounds so innocent lol.
And koods I used to hang in mush cult and psych exp way more. Now its kinda lost its novelty and S&R and shroomerites anonymous are much more fun!
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#18376903 - 06/06/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Some times i feel masturbating to pr0n is the dirtiest shit i've done/do.
I haven't decided if it is bad or good for me. I've stopped just because i want to see if i get any good results. it is extremely pleasurable, easily accessible, and it is from the standpoint of addiction that i'm doing a little abstinence experimentation. Also i wonder how healthy it is for you psychologically as the "selection" is just so "deep" it begs the question "would i have been exposed to this otherwise?". I think i can say yes to an extent, but still think global connection (the web) and the vast ocean of human sexuality have comdbined to create the most ,- unh!!, - stimulating of entertainment, : I've heard positive things about masturbating to porn but they were published in a play boy magazine which may have been a conflict of interest so i'm going to do some independent research.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
#18376999 - 06/06/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rewindicus said: Lol rigby I think youve won this one so far. Messy mask sounds so innocent lol.
In my defense tho, I was really, really stoned and really, really horny.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rigby_M] 5
#18377048 - 06/06/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I could not get off with a diaper full of shit on my face.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rigby_M]
#18377122 - 06/06/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rigby_M said: I've given myself a messy mask before. In case you don't know what that is, you take a used, messy diaper and some tape, put your face into it (crap right in your face), and tape it on nice and tight . From there I jerked off with it on. I fucking loved it, but the clean up afterwards is the most shameful experience I've ever endured.
Wait...this isn't a baby's shit right..
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
#18377326 - 06/06/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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frylock91 said: Wait...this isn't a baby's shit right..
Ew, no It was mine.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rigby_M]
#18379259 - 06/06/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rigby_M said: I've given myself a messy mask before. In case you don't know what that is, you take a used, messy diaper and some tape, put your face into it (crap right in your face), and tape it on nice and tight . From there I jerked off with it on. I fucking loved it, but the clean up afterwards is the most shameful experience I've ever endured.
THATS FUCKIN DISGUISTING
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