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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #41]
    #18350982 - 05/31/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I've got a couple straight buds who are real into it but to afraid to try for fear of their ladies thinking they are gay. It's sad that people get so hung up on labels and not really focusing on what feels good and making sure your partner is sexually satisfied.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18356052 - 06/01/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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rewind, you sir, are sickening.
i love it.

:seriousthumbsup:


i always thought the idea of DPing was interesting, but im too heterosexual to have a guy in bed. im disturbingly over-attracted to the female anatomy :shrug: its just how i am.




Damn. Another dream dashed.



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18356113 - 06/02/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Might sound vanilla but I once fingered my GF's twin sister when she was drunk and then went on to shove those same fingers in my GF's mouth before I fucked her in the pussy and ass while we were all drunk. So far as I know neither knew about it.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #42] * 1
    #18356161 - 06/02/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

naw thats pretty righteous man. im a loyal man and i still gotta give you props for the twin factor.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18356209 - 06/02/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

At the time I was thinking of trying to knock them both up and I think I was a fool it would have never worked. Thank god I never got her sister to bang me.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18356328 - 06/02/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Well as I've said that DP was during my days of thinking if I had sex with enough girls I'd turn straight. Couple years of prayer/female only sex/couple baby scares led to it still not working. Man ass and cock are just the bees knees besides I'm helping the world by not adding to the millions of unwanted/properly cared for kids! Just give me my furry man ass and the same rights as every other irresponsible with their genetics, wife beating, extreme right wing republican and ill be happy. But I know that's asking for a lot. :rofl:

On a serious note. I got some Damn sex stories lemme tell you. I'll share some more later. A few teasers - how I accidentally drank breast milk, how I ripped a guys asshole to the point he had to go to ER, losing a condom in someone's butt and having to go spelunking for it, the night I was supposed to hook up with just 1 friend that turned into a 8 guy orgy, the suicidal scat man, the lucrative business I made by callig all my friends when my parents would have sex and charging to let them stand on chairs and watch. (And the mess that resulted in) and many more! :highfive:




Almost makes me wish I loved the cock.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18356451 - 06/02/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Absolem0918 said:
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koods said:
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Absolem0918 said:
rewind, you sir, are sickening.
i love it.

:seriousthumbsup:


i always thought the idea of DPing was interesting, but im too heterosexual to have a guy in bed. im disturbingly over-attracted to the female anatomy :shrug: its just how i am.




Damn. Another dream dashed.



we can still be friends
:awesomenod:




FWOBs


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Othyem]
    #18356878 - 06/02/13 05:37 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Othyem said:
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Rewindicus said:
Well as I've said that DP was during my days of thinking if I had sex with enough girls I'd turn straight. Couple years of prayer/female only sex/couple baby scares led to it still not working. Man ass and cock are just the bees knees besides I'm helping the world by not adding to the millions of unwanted/properly cared for kids! Just give me my furry man ass and the same rights as every other irresponsible with their genetics, wife beating, extreme right wing republican and ill be happy. But I know that's asking for a lot. :rofl:

On a serious note. I got some Damn sex stories lemme tell you. I'll share some more later. A few teasers - how I accidentally drank breast milk, how I ripped a guys asshole to the point he had to go to ER, losing a condom in someone's butt and having to go spelunking for it, the night I was supposed to hook up with just 1 friend that turned into a 8 guy orgy, the suicidal scat man, the lucrative business I made by callig all my friends when my parents would have sex and charging to let them stand on chairs and watch. (And the mess that resulted in) and many more! :highfive:




Almost makes me wish I loved the cock.




Same.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: NIMH]
    #18358126 - 06/02/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Everyone wants to be gay now. It's not fun anymore :kingcrankey:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18358195 - 06/02/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Lol koods there's plenty of impressionable curious straight guys and tons of gay guys to bang and date. Plus I mean no matter how popular being gay gets it will never be as popular as the vag. :shrug: which is fine more man butt for us :datass:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18358861 - 06/02/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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On a serious note. I got some Damn sex stories lemme tell you. the suicidal scat man,




Lets hear this one then pal???


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
    #18359044 - 06/02/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

@ Rewindicus

No offense man but your stories literally make my dick shrivel  :grin:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #18360667 - 06/03/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

i know ive had some weird experiences. You really just cant tell what kind of a person is until they slip up or you find out through other means. My own sex stories make my dick shrivel. There were many a time where i was like "im never having sex again".

So suicidal scat man.

I was introduced to a guy through a friend. He thought we would get along good. Since he was a friend of a friend i didnt think it would be a bad experience. Met the guy he was cool, attractive, good conversation, ect. Well we went out to eat and he wanted to do chili and hot dogs. I was game though not the most date worthy food but whatever. Went to his place watching tv drinking a little i had to take a dump. After im in there he calls out "oh dont flush my toilet is broken it will overflow" to which im thinking WTF?!?!? im already dumping. So i finish up and come out and apologize. Then i get a call from work so i step outside and im kinda just walking around and talking and i see the bathroom light flip on, i take a closer look through the blinds and This guy is on his knees examining my shit. With his hands. like a kid playing with playdoh hes smelling it hes squishing it hes caressing it. I think i died that night. I was so shocked i just hung my phone up and stood there open mouthed. I go back inside and a minute later i hear the toilet flush (FUCKER) he comes out with freshly washed hands saying he fixed it and im just looking at him like WTF? (he also had chrones disease so would uncontrolably have to go shit) as soon as he comes out he runs back into the bathroom before i can even tell him im leaving and that hes gross. So i go over to the couch to grab my bag and my motorcycle helmet. Just as im packing my shit up i just get a weird sense to lift the couch cushion and there is a legit suicide not dated for that day. I freak out and GTFO before hes out of the bathroom. I also talk to our mutual friend and spill the beans on everything about what had happened. He apologizes and says he had no idea about any of that stuff. It was a weird night.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18362056 - 06/03/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

The urge to lift a cushion is kinda weird. There must have been something about it, like maybe he kept looking there or something?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18362556 - 06/03/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

To be honest he was acting weird very squirrly and he made mention quit a few times about being in the closet to everyone and his loneliness. The reason I looked at the cushion was because it wasn't pushed all the way in like it had slipped a little out of place and for some reason I lifted and pushed it back in (something I wouldn't normally do) that's when I saw the edge of papers. Though i am not the type to adjust peoples furniture I am the type to do a quick read over of someone's papers that are hidden under a couch cushion. Especially if said person just finished molesting my dookie. I should have explained that part better i was in a rush to watch game of thrones which left me like :niggawhat:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18363089 - 06/03/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

fuckin weirdo scat man haha..... thats dodgy!!


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
    #18363369 - 06/03/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

my mom dated one of the Cincinnati Reds when i was young. i think she said he was indian? or some kind of foreign idk. when i grew up she told me about how she ended up leaving him when he asked her to piss on him and shit on his face.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18363880 - 06/03/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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To be honest he was acting weird very squirrly and he made mention quit a few times about being in the closet to everyone and his loneliness. The reason I looked at the cushion was because it wasn't pushed all the way in like it had slipped a little out of place and for some reason I lifted and pushed it back in (something I wouldn't normally do) that's when I saw the edge of papers. Though i am not the type to adjust peoples furniture I am the type to do a quick read over of someone's papers that are hidden under a couch cushion. Especially if said person just finished molesting my dookie. I should have explained that part better i was in a rush to watch game of thrones which left me like :niggawhat:




There was a throne and somebody was playing at it, but I guess that doesn't count as a game of thrones.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18368089 - 06/04/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Zing!!!!!


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18370999 - 06/05/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Man one time I was at my grandmas and the house was full of relatives.


Well I had to dump and the shitter that I dropped the douce in happened to not be working so I actually picked my shit up and threw it in the garbage and then put that shit outside.



Looking back why the fuck didn't I just leave the poo in the toilet, fuck I don't know.


Dirtiest stuff I've ever done? 

I duno I've had some hot sex but nothing really dirty I'd say..... One time I fucked my girlfreind in the ass and then got her so horned up that she actually sucked my off afterwards, It was funny because that night before we had sex she was like "ewww I'm not letting you fuck me in the ass again" which I replied "yeah you probably will be, and then I'm going to make you suck me off afterwards"

Never!  She said..


Well we all know how that ended up :highfive1:


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