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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: andrewss]
    #14125953 - 03/15/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Nothing wrong with being a dirty old man


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
    #14125968 - 03/15/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I never figured out how to "go" for a titty fuck :lol:

i thought that only happened in porn


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14126120 - 03/15/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Jufin said:
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Once when I was drunk and was gonna fuck, I puked all over a girls chest then proceeded to titty fuck her. Then I shoved my dick in her mouth and she puked.



:highfive:







I think puke titty fucking tops anything I've posted.  That's intense.  I have had a girl throw up on my lap deep throating me giving me road head and that was terrible for the rest of the drive......It was like awful smelling lap soup til I got home.




But the question is: Did you finish?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Treefeeler] * 3
    #14126242 - 03/15/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14126373 - 03/15/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14126400 - 03/15/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I swear on life I came as she threw up.....kinda why she threw up.....I started doing the face fuck sorta thing, and came and she vomitted all over the place having me deep throated with a load in her mouth.  So I had to drive like 10 minutes with my pants open completely, dick hanging out, with a soup of sperm and puke congealing on my lap til I got home.  It was one of the more disgusting things I've had happen to me.....I didn't choose that one :crazy:




Vandago has just received another follower, you can't make that shit up. :highfive:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14126488 - 03/15/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i used to not like vandago

i think

but now he's my hero :Awemazing:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14126545 - 03/15/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Man thats horrible. Im a sexual newb when it comes to this kinda shit. I think the most hard core Ive ever gotten, was titty fuckin a 35 year old co worker when I was 18 and cuming on her face. I thought I was awesome after that.

Or fucking an ex with a dildo, while she was going down on her friend, while her friend was sucking my dick.

Just thinking of some of that shit vandago posted makes me wanna puke. I admire your courage, but no thanks :puke:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14126558 - 03/15/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I took my chicks poop and mixed it with flour. Chopped that shit up and hit it like a line...


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Microppose]
    #14126801 - 03/15/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago] * 5
    #14126804 - 03/15/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

why hasnt muppet posted in this thread yet !?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: andrewss]
    #14126830 - 03/15/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i don't really consider peeing a sexual act :lol:

that's just me though


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: andrewss]
    #14126841 - 03/15/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14126883 - 03/15/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

sex on DXM would be

ridonculous

i needa find a crazy tampon girl

most the girls with require complete domination, it gets to be a lot of work.

i wanna "get fucked" by a lady one day :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14126915 - 03/15/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14126927 - 03/15/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that's fuckin hilarious

i'm envy of the squirt story

i try to make every girl squirt

aint happenin - although I have gotten the bed soaked, it just wasn't explosive or anything :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14126949 - 03/15/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14126988 - 03/15/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Man thats horrible. Im a sexual newb when it comes to this kinda shit. I think the most hard core Ive ever gotten, was titty fuckin a 35 year old co worker when I was 18 and cuming on her face. I thought I was awesome after that.

Or fucking an ex with a dildo, while she was going down on her friend, while her friend was sucking my dick.

Just thinking of some of that shit vandago posted makes me wanna puke. I admire your courage, but no thanks :puke:




:lol:

you was in a threesome? niiice..

same with the fucking the 35 year old.

i've yet to do any crazy cool shit :frown:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14126997 - 03/15/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Seriously the last three girls I've had squirted.  The first one ( the tampon girl ) would soak everything almost everytime ( the second, the squirt on face and hot for pee girl ) would start rolling balls and all I'd have to do is hold her legs in the right position and move with the right motion and she would burst like a geyser, and most of the time ( trying to keep things somewhere dry ) she'd just shove my head down to lap it up, and if she was on top she could make herself squirt and just hop off my dick and let it go all over my body and if she could make it in time face.  The third girl, the most recent, would squirt if you pushed down right below her belly button.....really weird honestly.....But I did get the 2nd girl and the third girl together for a threesome that I have a post about somewhere in this forum.





God I'm gonna get fried by one of these chicks for this :crazy:  I've never admitted that tampon thing anywhere before, especially to either of them.




my jealousy is on high right now :lol: one on the left is cute


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14127032 - 03/15/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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