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Offlineflugelizor
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #14703252 - 07/01/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
All you deviants need Jesus.



OOOOOO - you did it with Jesus? Now that's hot.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: flugelizor]
    #14786653 - 07/18/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I have done some pretty dirty stiff sexually. I started to do sexual stuff with friends (boys) when I was around 10, including watching porn.

So far I have licked every girls ass I have been with. I enjoy having my ass licked and a finger in my ass. My wife gets wet when she licks my ass now... ;-)

I have sucked cocks, licked pussies, fucked guys, was fucked by guys and my wife with a strap-on.

Everytime my wife sucks me off, I get the cum, because I love cum! cum-swapping kisses....

Had groupsex with only boys. Had foursomes with other (m/f) couples...

Was pissed on. Enjoy it mainly on my body. When I'm really high, I like piss in my mouth.

Fucked my wife in the dark, while another guy, which I did not know, fucked my ass and she sucked another guy off at the same time.

Had sex with strangers many times in the dark on parking lots, by a lake, or in porn theaters... Sometimes up to 6-7 guys at the same time.

One time in a porn theater a 75 or 80 year old man sucked me off and gave me a prostate massage at the same time. It was an EXTREME orgasm. First I didn't want him to touch me. But I did NOT regret it...

Just sex with almost no taboos. Just no pain...

Most of the time safe... ;-) Never had a STD...

I'm 34, very happily married since 6 years and we are expecting our first child!


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Jack1977]
    #14786975 - 07/18/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

For your child's sake, don't tell him/her you did all that.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #14786998 - 07/18/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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frylock91 said:
For your child's sake, don't tell him/her you did all that.




Well they will have their own adventures. If you go to any school today, most children have seen more perverted sex stuff of their cell-phone or on the internet, then we have ever thought of or tried...

May wife knows, she is a teacher...


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Jack1977]
    #14787307 - 07/18/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Jack1977 said:
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frylock91 said:
For your child's sake, don't tell him/her you did all that.




Well they will have their own adventures. If you go to any school today, most children have seen more perverted sex stuff of their cell-phone or on the internet, then we have ever thought of or tried...

May wife knows, she is a teacher...




i seriously doubt that. everything we do has been done.

ever hear of Caligula? he turned the hole roman palace into a giant orgy and that was 2000 years ago.

technologies are just better, so we document and share easier.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14788368 - 07/18/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I fisted a girl on the ground of a busy sidewalk outside of a business around mutual friends and total strangers passing by this week.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #14789337 - 07/18/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

kissing after head? i'll make out after someone (or both of us) have had our tongues in each other's asses.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: millzy]
    #14792681 - 07/19/11 02:19 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Ex-girlfriend gave me a footjob in the library during high school. At least 30 other people from our english class working on their paper at tables around us. Disposed of the mess in a book. Wish I knew which one.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #14804083 - 07/21/11 04:17 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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frylock91 said:
For your child's sake, don't tell him/her you did all that.





why not?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
    #14804359 - 07/21/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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yogabunny said:
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frylock91 said:
For your child's sake, don't tell him/her you did all that.





why not?




Unless they were old enough to already know all about sex. And cuz I really can't picture that turning out well.

I just can't picture the average kid being any less than embarrassed if their dad told them that honestly. :shrug:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #14804456 - 07/21/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

When is it ok to talk to your kids about your sex life?  Thank god my parents never felt the need to do that. :lol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
    #14804467 - 07/21/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

i've always thought "bothhands" sounded vaguely sexual/suggestive.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #14804682 - 07/21/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands] * 1
    #14804702 - 07/21/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I made it about 2 seconds into that song...

:puke:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #14804711 - 07/21/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:shrug:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
    #14806364 - 07/22/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Talking to you kids is one thing, telling them about your sexual adventures/deviations is another. People in the US are more desensitized to violence than they are educated about sex. Sex is very taboo. Jack, kudos to you finding your fulfillment, I've got a good friend who's essentially an addict and has done some weird shit. He digs it, I'm more a prude lol.

I will make out with my chick after head tho, as I've not been one who gets off very easily and don't need to worry about tasting my own nut lol.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
    #14816073 - 07/23/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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yogabunny said:
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frylock91 said:
For your child's sake, don't tell him/her you did all that.





why not?




cmon imagine if you did all that, then told your niece you did all that. you know which one, you post pictures of her and you all the time. it's CRA ZY so wtf it's weird.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Jack1977]
    #14816090 - 07/23/11 11:39 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

by the time i have children, which is probably another ten years from now (i'm 33), i won't be giving them my sexual resume. jesus, i've done enough already to put the poor thing(s) in counseling.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: millzy]
    #14816101 - 07/23/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:laugh2:

I hear that :shrug:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: millzy]
    #14816503 - 07/24/11 03:00 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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millzy said:
by the time i have children, which is probably another ten years from now (i'm 33), i won't be giving them my sexual resume. jesus, i've done enough already to put the poor thing(s) in counseling.




Damn you age well, I thought you were like 21 or something. :smilingpuppy:


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