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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Boomshrooms]
#14459746 - 05/15/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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BAHAHHAHA ^^ Dude. That's fantastic. And terribly, terribly embarassing...
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Boomshrooms]
#14459864 - 05/15/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Boomshrooms said: Straight male here. I was wasted one night in Guatemala and ended up getting my cock sucked in a dark alley by some chick I met on the street. While getting domes I felt stubble on its chin???? OHGODWTFHAVEIDONE!!!!!!!!! Pull out shove my cock back in my pants super quick. When it stands up I crotch grabbed it and lo-and-behold there was a fucking schlong. ENAGAGE SONIC MODE and boom I was outta there before that thing even realised what had happened. None of my friends know about this.
Central america........good times.......and bad times....
hahahah i knew where this was going when i read "straight male here"
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
#14462011 - 05/16/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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shower heads are really awesome. especially with really hot water.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #16] 1
#14462211 - 05/16/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Shaving my ass and rubbing myself with sausage and having two dogs lick everything clean. Then cumming and letting them lick it off me
Staring an old lady down for staring at me while I got dome on a bus in Central America

Ew..fucking ew man..
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Aninator]
#14462677 - 05/16/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wish I had a fancy removable showerhead.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14462747 - 05/16/11 03:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Back in my teens, I used to go up to my friend's cabin in the mountains a lot with a big group of my party friends. After a few drinks we would all get naked in the living room and have sex. I would only have sex with my boyfriend, but there was something really hot about other people watching. Since then I've been in a few orgies, but nothing is quite as hot as the taboo feeling of being watched in that cabin.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Aninator]
#14463390 - 05/16/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Aninator said: shower heads are really awesome. especially with really hot water.
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BadAssPterodactyl said: Back in my teens, I used to go up to my friend's cabin in the mountains a lot with a big group of my party friends. After a few drinks we would all get naked in the living room and have sex. I would only have sex with my boyfriend, but there was something really hot about other people watching. Since then I've been in a few orgies, but nothing is quite as hot as the taboo feeling of being watched in that cabin.
:nodshead: Unless its all joining in.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
#14464110 - 05/16/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yogabunny said:
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Aninator said: shower heads are really awesome. especially with really hot water.

My first orgasm was with a jacuzzi jet though. That was mindblowing. Ever try that?
I guess I could use the removeable faucet head in the kitchen sink, but I don't have one my shower.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14464300 - 05/16/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i discovered that there were pleasant sensations down there from a jet in a pool.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
#14464342 - 05/16/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I must install a shower head or jacuzzi jet in my mouth.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14464373 - 05/16/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i love this thread.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: millzy]
#14464824 - 05/16/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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millzy said: i love this thread.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
#14464925 - 05/16/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yogabunny said: i discovered that there were pleasant sensations down there from a jet in a pool.

I had definitely done that lots of times before my first orgasm, but I was never in the pool alone long enough. But I had been humping stuffed animals since long before that.
But it wasn't actually a Jacuzzi. It was a single bathtub in a very fancy hotel room that had jets with bubbles. The bubbles make the difference. Not only bubbles though, water and bubbles. The kind that makes your back itch if you sit against it too long.
I had absolutely no idea what happened, and I didn't think I could do it without a Jacuzzi jet. So that was my first and last orgasm for a good 3 years.
Whooo, I haven't had port in a forever. Forgot how much I liked it.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14464968 - 05/16/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I fucked a girl in the ass once, had dom rape fantasy with two girls. Got rimmed by another and I've licked a girls butt before. But only the skinny creamy smooth beautiful girls with no pussy smell. Probably the craziest was getting a blow and having a dildo stimulating my prostate. Pretty fucked. But awesome.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #17]
#14465116 - 05/16/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wish I was a mod so I could know all the anons are
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
#14466218 - 05/17/11 03:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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^^^^ What he said..
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14499762 - 05/23/11 03:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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BothHands said:
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yogabunny said: i discovered that there were pleasant sensations down there from a jet in a pool.

I had definitely done that lots of times before my first orgasm, but I was never in the pool alone long enough. But I had been humping stuffed animals since long before that.
But it wasn't actually a Jacuzzi. It was a single bathtub in a very fancy hotel room that had jets with bubbles. The bubbles make the difference. Not only bubbles though, water and bubbles. The kind that makes your back itch if you sit against it too long.
I had absolutely no idea what happened, and I didn't think I could do it without a Jacuzzi jet. So that was my first and last orgasm for a good 3 years.
Whooo, I haven't had port in a forever. Forgot how much I liked it. 
Hottest post in the thread ^ lmao... you can take a shower here sometime.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: rodfarva] 1
#14563065 - 06/05/11 02:22 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Masturbated on frog eggs.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Zepplin]
#14563386 - 06/05/11 06:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Zepplin said: Masturbated on frog eggs.
Are you for real?
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