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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Apostle]
    #14399240 - 05/04/11 10:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Hologram said:
sodomy  disease and morale decay sums it up pretty well


i won't go into details, never have never will


:whistling:





i thought it was just people having fun man. what does stuff in a butt have anything to do with morale?
its not stealing, lyeing, killing or anything.

or do you think butt sex is bad because jesus told you?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14399814 - 05/04/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
tell her to hold it back as long as possible and hit the g spot long and hard and tell her to push on the orgasm when she cant handle it anymore and pull out.

my chick is making water fountains like that, its pretty decent.





i don't understand what you mean by pushing on the orgasm


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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
    #14399827 - 05/04/11 12:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i dont either, thats what she said.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14399912 - 05/04/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
Quote:

Hologram said:
sodomy  disease and morale decay sums it up pretty well


i won't go into details, never have never will


:whistling:





i thought it was just people having fun man. what does stuff in a butt have anything to do with morale?
its not stealing, lyeing, killing or anything.

or do you think butt sex is bad because jesus told you?



no think the circumstances surrounding most of what i have done go against my morales


kind of


my other me loves it


:dizope:


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OfflineFraggin
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Apostle]
    #14400570 - 05/04/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Damn....


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Fraggin]
    #14400624 - 05/04/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

push like ... well PUSH, maybe its just the whole being a girl thing and knowing what pushing feels like ... idk


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Takura001]
    #14401112 - 05/04/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

But how does a man PUSH on a woman's orgasm?  Isn't an orgasm sorta... a feeling... a sensation?  Not really something one can physically push on? 

I mean, you can push on pelvises, clitorises, pubic areas etc.. but pushing on an orgasm?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14401231 - 05/04/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

no ... he said "tell HER to push" :nyan:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Takura001]
    #14401238 - 05/04/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Right!  Ok, that makes sense.


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InvisibleWoodsCall
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14411669 - 05/06/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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vandago said:





God I'm gonna get fried by one of these chicks for this :crazy:




hahaha, that's very likely.

The one on the right did look killer with a shaved head :smirk:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #14411755 - 05/06/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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frylock91 said:
:super:

Yeah I remember now, that's what happened.




It's supposed to be only pregnant women can die of an air embolism in this manner, but I did look it up and yeah, non-pregnant people have it happen to them too. Some 16 year old died when her partner blew air into her vagina (she was 6 months pregnant) and her cervix was dilated a bit, allowing the air in.

I guess if you have cuts in your vagina, then any thrusting action can cause an embolism. WTF!? How can you keep having sex when you're so torn up that you are basically having air enter your body through the cuts....


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14426174 - 05/09/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
i dont either, thats what she said.





we'll keep playing and see what we come up with.


:smirk:


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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
    #14427610 - 05/09/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

its easy, he has to put a finger or some fingers in, go straight up to the top directly along the pubic bone and rub the hell out of it for a long time, and lick your clit. then you need to let it happen, just let it go, dont hold back the "i need to pee feeling".

its always the girls fault she cant squirt, all in the mind. hitting the g spot and clit right isnt even half of it.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14427622 - 05/09/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Squirting ->

From the Boobs! (Pics) thread.

I am Anon#8.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #14427630 - 05/09/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

my ex girl is allot better at it no offense. last time i was over there i was laying next to her and she was doing everything herself and she projectile squirted all over my face, hair, her face, the pillows and the wall behind us.

its pretty epic ill see if she wants to hook up and ill vid it but i dont even want to fuck her, word on the street is shes doing some niggers now.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14427635 - 05/09/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

LOL!  This is my ex, and was one of the only times she squirted.. I think she was still holding on, but couldn't hold that little bit of squirt... she was quite wet that fuck / video session.

Anyone else have some squirt videos of their partners / exs?

I love messy sex.. cum of all sorts from both parties... mmm nom nom.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #14427655 - 05/10/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

oh well she can keep effing nigs, she wont ever forget who made her squirt first.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14431993 - 05/10/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

At least she peed all over her wall and pillows and not yours.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Viveka]
    #14454769 - 05/15/11 03:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Shaving my ass and rubbing myself with sausage and having two dogs lick everything clean. Then cumming and letting them lick it off me 

Staring an old lady down for staring at me while I got dome on a bus in Central America

:smilingpuppy:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #14459698 - 05/15/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Straight male here. I was wasted one night in Guatemala and ended up getting my cock sucked in a dark alley by some chick I met on the street. While getting domes I felt stubble on its chin???? OHGODWTFHAVEIDONE!!!!!!!!! Pull out shove my cock back in my pants super quick. When it stands up I crotch grabbed it and lo-and-behold there was a fucking schlong. ENAGAGE SONIC MODE and boom I was outta there before that thing even realised what had happened. None of my friends know about this.

Central america........good times.......and bad times....


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