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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
    #14397525 - 05/03/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hehehe... yeah, I've been told by a partner that things felt so intense she needed to pee..

Know what I said?

Do it.

She didn't :-(
All we would need is a towel!!!  It'd all be fine!


Well, other than the smell of piss on the bed... perhaps this should be an outside thing..


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14397542 - 05/03/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

GROSS

you are talking about cum in your mouth?  :beavis1:  :omfg:  :blowjob:


ugh!  :projectile:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6] * 1
    #14397548 - 05/03/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

she should make sure she pees good before sex when you try it. my girl says if we get her to the feel like peeing point and quit it sucks real bad and she walks around feeling like she needs to pee or squirt all day.

its like girls getting blue pussy or something.

my chick is pro now and she can projectile squirt on my face, pretty cool i think but its getting old because shes new at it and wants to do it ten times a day and its allot of work for me.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14397564 - 05/03/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

LOL!  Sounds like a job I'd be more than happy with! 

And Imachavel... cum in my mouth... MMmMMMmMm.. but, I draw the line at pee in my mouth (I think...), but I wouldn't mind during sex getting peed on.. I guess......


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: imachavel]
    #14397585 - 05/03/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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imachavel said:
GROSS

you are talking about cum in your mouth?  :beavis1:  :omfg:  :blowjob:


ugh!  :projectile:





nobody ever told me its gross to have girl squirt in my mouth.

i didnt get that message. im fucking up and dont have any cool friends to tell me i shouldn't do that lol.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny] * 1
    #14397610 - 05/03/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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yogabunny said:
the sensation was sooooo intense that i did indeed feel like i was going to pee myself, and i told him so, and....




Right before you're about to squirt you get that urge to pee but that's just because they both come from the same place. 
Squirting is a crazy, mind-blowing orgasm that can't compare to any other orgasm/stimulation!
I've noticed most girls tend to hold back for fear of peeing themselves, or fear that their partner will think they just pissed all over the bed.
But, if your bladder is empty, you can't pee. Relax & let go is my best advice.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: CandyGirl]
    #14397636 - 05/03/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

pee comes from the bladder, the squirt comes from glands. not the same thing at all.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14397647 - 05/03/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, I know that.

But, they both release from the urethra.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14397649 - 05/03/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Nobody's said anywhere that pee and squirt-fluid are the same things...


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: CandyGirl]
    #14397678 - 05/03/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

CandyGirl said:
Yeah, I know that.

But, they both release from the urethra.






i know what you said, but it kind of made it sound like they had the same source, generic description.

i can bust loads and pee from the same pipe too but the source is allot different. i just wanted to make sure people understand so they can quit being grossed out about this.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: imachavel]
    #14397716 - 05/03/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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CandyGirl said:
Quote:

yogabunny said:
the sensation was sooooo intense that i did indeed feel like i was going to pee myself, and i told him so, and....




Right before you're about to squirt you get that urge to pee but that's just because they both come from the same place. 
Squirting is a crazy, mind-blowing orgasm that can't compare to any other orgasm/stimulation!
I've noticed most girls tend to hold back for fear of peeing themselves, or fear that their partner will think they just pissed all over the bed.
But, if your bladder is empty, you can't pee. Relax & let go is my best advice.





:orly:


hmmmm then i think i might be on the verge of accomplishing this feat with my current partner.


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shooting pink sparkly lazer beams out of your finger tips in public while half naked getting head might be embarrassing :shrug:





well i was fully clothed again by that point.  and im pretty sure i was the only one seeing the sparkly lasers.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
    #14397744 - 05/03/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ill show him how to make you do it, but im a hands on guy so pm me lol.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14397865 - 05/04/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yogabunny - I feel I'm at the same point... She says she needs to pee.. but I reckon (if she's peed recently), it'll all be fine, dandy and AWESOME!

Oh..

And I don't care if it's pee anyway. ha


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14397954 - 05/04/11 01:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

tell her to hold it back as long as possible and hit the g spot long and hard and tell her to push on the orgasm when she cant handle it anymore and pull out.

my chick is making water fountains like that, its pretty decent.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14399115 - 05/04/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Things I've inserted rectally:

A bottle
Pens
Mobile phone
Coathanger
A book
A gerbil
A spoon
Sticks
Part of a telescope
A glass


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14399140 - 05/04/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

thats cool as fuck, im not hardcore enough to put stuff in my ass but its cool you are.
im going to get a cheap phone, dial my friend, shove the phone in my girls ass and yell to see if he can hear me.
this will be cool.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14399152 - 05/04/11 10:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

sodomy  disease and morale decay sums it up pretty well


i won't go into details, never have never will


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Apostle]
    #14399170 - 05/04/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

"morale decay"? DAng.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Doc_T]
    #14399190 - 05/04/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

moral* 

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Apostle]
    #14399217 - 05/04/11 10:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I've done some dirty things, but recently it's been hot and heavy.
Met a woman online, just wants casual encounters, doesn't really want to be friends or anything.
It's not so much what we do that's dirty, it's just the regular stuff. But it feels dirtier somehow.


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