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vandago



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: blingbling]
#14121714 - 03/14/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14121862 - 03/14/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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So did drinking piss actually keep you rolling?
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
#14121933 - 03/14/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i couldnt do it vandago
much praise
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
#14122480 - 03/14/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14122561 - 03/14/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pegging is donning a dildo and fucking my boyfriend in the ass
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#14122879 - 03/14/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Pegging is donning a dildo and fucking my boyfriend in the ass
I tried to get a girlfriend to do that for me once but she freaked out and dumped me.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #7]
#14122947 - 03/14/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol, story? my girl gets weird when i mention my butt...
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14123453 - 03/15/11 01:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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vandago said: Most of those things were done 3 years into a serious relationship with a girl. We were rolling the times things got intense. I always heard MDMA was actually present in the urine after ingesting.......so we both.......ya.....
The look in her eyes when I peed on her was one of the hottest things ever. Like " BRING IT! ". The tampon was the same night, and she was super turned on by how intense sexually it was.
Also needless to say we were rolling and having sex all night while she was bleeding, which was at the time very erotic.
My room mate came home and was like......." DAMN I THINK YOUR DOG PISSED SOMEWHERE MAN!!!!" We both just looked at eachother with a lustful giggle. I sure miss her.
Oh my god... where do you meet a girl like that?
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Jufin]
#14123599 - 03/15/11 03:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jufin said:
Oh my god... where do you meet a girl like that?
Prison
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
#14123775 - 03/15/11 05:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Jufin] 1
#14124124 - 03/15/11 08:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol need to send my bro on here. He wants to disown me for having sex with this one 53 year old milf.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
#14124859 - 03/15/11 01:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ahchela said:
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Jufin said:
Oh my god... where do you meet a girl like that?
Prison
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#14124882 - 03/15/11 01:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I actually got kinda sick and threw up in my mouth reading this stuff. This is prob by far one of the sickest threads in the shroomery.
and then i thought about years ago...
I tried fucking a dog...
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vandago



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #8] 1
#14125210 - 03/15/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: I actually got kinda sick and threw up in my mouth reading this stuff. This is prob by far one of the sickest threads in the shroomery.
and then i thought about years ago...
I tried fucking a dog... 
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: amilibertine] 7
#14125239 - 03/15/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Once when I was drunk and was gonna fuck, I puked all over a girls chest then proceeded to titty fuck her. Then I shoved my dick in her mouth and she puked.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14125304 - 03/15/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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eating out asshole (hers tasted like hot peppers) snowballing fucked with a vibrator while gettin head, thats a great feeling deepthroat/face fucking i used to slap one of my ex gfs until she couldnt take anymore and would give, but she wanted it . i love the masochistic ones
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #9]
#14125743 - 03/15/11 04:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Once when I was drunk and was gonna fuck, I puked all over a girls chest then proceeded to titty fuck her. Then I shoved my dick in her mouth and she puked.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Jufin]
#14125767 - 03/15/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #9] 2
#14125780 - 03/15/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Once when I was drunk and was gonna fuck, I puked all over a girls chest then proceeded to titty fuck her. Then I shoved my dick in her mouth and she puked.
i hope this is real
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