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dirtiest shit you've done sexually
    #14121149 - 03/14/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i fisted my old girlfriend :highfive:

was quite a feat.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14121173 - 03/14/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I guess pegging, wasn't really dirty though, just super kinky.  He liked it, I obliged but wasn't particularly turned on by it myself, willing to do whatever he wanted though.

He also liked to get wrapped up in saran wrap for hours, with only his genitals free for them to be tortured.  Also play involving tens units.  I could make him cum without him being touched just by messing with the current up and down and all around.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14121184 - 03/14/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

licked a butt.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14121224 - 03/14/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've been really curious to try fisting a chick.  Me dick ain't donkey sized and I'd be worried my pleasure would be sunk widening her box. 
Valid concerns?  Fun for you?  Shoot me back an opinion:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #3] * 22
    #14121302 - 03/14/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

this one time me and my drinkin budddies got these fuckin hookers and the one broad was preggers and so naturally we all are fightin to mount this heifer n after we all fill her with spunk i lay claim to the gal and make the other guys stand back and i get to fistin her, all furious like... the stank of her acidic vag and burgerking spunk is gettin me all hot n bothered, im really goin at it, ted and archie are even sayin 'damn dontcha thing shes had enough?' - this only encourages, so iz reached up there with all my might n grabbed that lil sucker by its barely formed neck n violently pulled em out of her uterus, then i had my buddies stomp it up then we fed it to her and the other white whore and forced them to snowball the nasty cummy fetus paste while i pointed a gun at the two of em BUT then i went n knocked the fellas off the third skank and proceed to straddling the preteen thai tranny, squeezin out a righteous load of diarrhea from the padthai i had the stupid thing slut get me before comin to the room... needless to say i made the twos white gals swallow that fetus, respectively, and then vomit it all up on the tranny and then roll around in it in a heap of hooker filth on the bed while i finished up myself one hand on my cock and the other still pointin the gun... fuckin wasnt lettin them touch me after all that, the sick little fucks - and the fellas are just taken a back, pissed off - n im just wearin this shit eatin grin


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14121323 - 03/14/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I guess pegging, wasn't really dirty though, just super kinky.  He liked it, I obliged but wasn't particularly turned on by it myself, willing to do whatever he wanted though.

He also liked to get wrapped up in saran wrap for hours, with only his genitals free for them to be tortured.  Also play involving tens units.  I could make him cum without him being touched just by messing with the current up and down and all around.




:feelsbadman:

What is pegging?

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Anonymous said:
I've been really curious to try fisting a chick.  Me dick ain't donkey sized and I'd be worried my pleasure would be sunk widening her box. 
Valid concerns?  Fun for you?  Shoot me back an opinion:




Well my dick is donkey sized but that's besides the point. I was just fingering here and slowly started adding more and more fingers. Once I got the whole thing in it lasted for about 5 seconds before she just couldn't take it anymore.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: andrewss]
    #14121327 - 03/14/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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andrewss said:
this one time i was with these fuckin hookers and the one broad was preggers and so i get to fistin her but then i got all hot n bothered so iz reached up there with all my might n grabbed that lil sucker by its barely formed neck n violently pulled em out of her uterus, then i ground it up in my hands and had the two white whores snowball the fetus paste as i pointed a gun at them while straddling this preteen thai tranny squeezin out a righteous load of diarrhea from the padthai i had the slut get me before comin to the room, needless to say i made the twos of em swallow that fetus, respectively, and then vomit it all up on the tranny then roll around in it in a heap of hooker filth on the bed while i finished up myself one hand on my cock and the other still pointin the gun... fuckin wasnt lettin them touch me after all that, the sick little fucks




ohh i'm so glad someone else is as fucked as i am


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14121421 - 03/14/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Tongue fucking a butthole I guess would be the dirtiest. Not the most intense of course, but still the "dirtiest". I usually only get like that when I'm drunk though. :shrug:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14121436 - 03/14/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ive been tied up and fucked with a cucumber
used by 5 guys in one stting
done anal
had my period all over someone


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14121450 - 03/14/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Be careful what you put up your vagina though. Some girl died by masturbating with a carrot. I can't remember how it killed her though.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #14121460 - 03/14/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

eh, fuck it, just go for it - carrots aint shit


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #14121474 - 03/14/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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frylock91 said:
Be careful what you put up your vagina though. Some girl died by masturbating with a carrot. I can't remember how it killed her though.




he put a condom over that sht


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #14121487 - 03/14/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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frylock91 said:
Be careful what you put up your vagina though. Some girl died by masturbating with a carrot. I can't remember how it killed her though.




"Odd" shaped objects, especially the cone of a carrot, can trap and force air into a girls vagina.  Since the membrane walls are so thin, air can cross the barrier and result in an embolism.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14121496 - 03/14/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:super:

Yeah I remember now, that's what happened.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence] * 9
    #14121640 - 03/14/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Edited by vandago (07/21/22 06:40 AM)


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14121663 - 03/14/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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vandago said:

had chicks masturbate and squirt on my face and body.




That's the best. :awehigh:


Edit: The plugging thing too, I plug rolls for my girlfriend fairly often :lol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14121664 - 03/14/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This may have just been a rumor, but some girl in Middle School was apparently masturbating with a broom handle on the kitchen counter, and her parents walked in and she jumped up and it impaled her.

Vandago you're a god among men.

Although I'd be down for the squirting thing.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14121682 - 03/14/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i worship you vandago


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let's fuel the robots with psilocybin.

cez said:
everyone should smoke dmt for religion.

dustinthewind13 said:
euthanasia and prostitution should be legal and located in the same building.

White Beard said:
if you see the buddha on the road, rape him, then kill him. then rape him again.


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Anonymous #6

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: blingbling]
    #14121705 - 03/14/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Dirtiest shit I've done sexually was on a hooker after eating Indian food, she was a fucking stinking mess after. Had to pay her extra. It was one dirty great shit.

:banana:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14121712 - 03/14/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
This may have just been a rumor, but some girl in Middle School was apparently masturbating with a broom handle on the kitchen counter, and her parents walked in and she jumped up and it impaled her.

Vandago you're a god among men.

Although I'd be down for the squirting thing.




Must be a rumor then that just got twisted over time..Cuz that sounds suspiciously similar to a story I heard of a girl doing pull ups with a broom stick under her and getting impaled with it.


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