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Tripping at Restaurants!
#14116415 - 03/13/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I never make it to any real restaurants while tripping, but I do occasionally make it to Dennys or some other greasy spoon diner!
Ordering anything beyond coffee is also a waste and just askin' for trouble.
Any good stories about restaurant tripping!? Any good stories about restaurant tripping!?
~here's mine~ One evening after ingesting LSD, three of us were in no state to be driving, so our friend/sitter drove us instead!
I was breaking up pot in t front seat with a GIANT orange wig on, and aviator shades (at about 1:30am) when the cop pulled right up next to us. We all froze and the driver just said, "don't freak out guys, police are used to this, they see this all the time, just no sudden movements, ok guys?" 
We got our green arrow and started to make our left hand turn when the driver, nervous, totally ran over the curb in front of the police the three of us started laughing hysterically, not the driver who was sweating snails I imagine 
We immediately pulled over and tucked into the Denny's that was nearby.
I ended up stealing more money from my friends wallet to tip the lady with hehe, she got a 6 dollar tip of a couple coffees, but that's just how I roll.

~here's mine~ One evening after ingesting LSD, three of us were in no state to be driving, so our friend/sitter drove us instead!
I was breaking up pot in t front seat with a GIANT orange wig on, and aviator shades (at about 1:30am) when the cop pulled right up next to us. We all froze and the driver just said, "don't freak out guys, police are used to this, they see this all the time, just no sudden movements, ok guys?" 
We got our green arrow and started to make our left hand turn when the driver, nervous, totally ran over the curb in front of the police the three of us started laughing hysterically, not the driver who was sweating snails I imagine 
We immediately pulled over and tucked into the Denny's that was nearby.
I ended up stealing more money from my friends wallet to tip the lady with hehe, she got a 6 dollar tip of a couple coffees, but that's just how I roll.
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Todcasil]
#14116428 - 03/13/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I read the title right this time!
-------------------- Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix. ~William S. Burroughs
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Todcasil] 1
#14116430 - 03/13/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i usually tip 2-3 doses depending on the service
Edited by Sandoz (03/13/11 09:05 PM)
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StaleShrooms said: I read the title right this time!
haha same
unfortunately i have no cool stories about tripping in restaurants to share.
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StaleShrooms said: I read the title right this time!

I figured we deserved this thread, since I was so sure everyone misread the other thread, and was bummed it wasn't about tripping in restaurants hehe
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Todcasil]
#14116459 - 03/13/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i went to Mcdonalds whilst tripping.
although i can't remember what i was on.........
i think shrooms?
any way i got some cheeseburgers and it was bomb
i can't really see going to a classy restaurant tripping
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One time I was rolling FACE at DEMF (i took two pills and had no idea how strong they were. I was retarded, just grinning from ear to ear staring in wonderment at everything, basically unable to speak. So my friends had to kinda babysit me but I couldnt stop saying nice things about them so they were okay with it. They at some point decided to leave the festival ad walk to lafayette coney island (a famous 24 hour diner in detroit run by a bunch of gruff angry middle eastern guys thats open 24/7).
One memorable quote: "You have to take the binky out now." "BUT WHY?????" "Because everyone in the resteraunt will think its weird when a grown ass man with a huge smile walks in gnawing on a binky." "awwwwww...."
anyway, they all ordered and when the guy looked at me i just shook my head and looked away. so he left.
"Why didnt you order anything?" "I'm afraid to talk to that guy you guys have to order for me." "okay. what do you want?" "...apple pie."
ever since then i've had an odd fondness for apple pie. 
It'd probly be a better story if you'd ever been to lafayette coney island. Its just a very gritty, raw, "detroit" kinda place.
-------------------- Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix. ~William S. Burroughs
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Todcasil]
#14116486 - 03/13/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i always leave big tips at restaurants, its the nice thing to do.
i hope most of my waiters and waitresses remember me as the guy who spreads happiness.
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Salomon]
#14116498 - 03/13/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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When I was 16 me and a friend tripped at McDonald's and played in the ball pit, acting like fools. I think people knew something was up with me and they were staring at us so we felt awkward and just left.
Just a few months ago I tripped at Dave and Buster's. That was pretty damn fun.
Not much to either story, but yeah, those are the only 2 times.
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: igwna]
#14116503 - 03/13/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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theMERRYiguana said: i always leave big tips at restaurants, its the nice thing to do.
i hope most of my waiters and waitresses remember me as the guy who spreads happiness.
same. usually like 22% or so. sometimes higher.
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Salomon]
#14116507 - 03/13/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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This doesn't involve a restaurant, but I am reminded of a time I ate some shrooms and went to the Body Worlds exhibit..
When I was buying my ticket I could not stop grinning.
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: igwna]
#14116509 - 03/13/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Once, me and 5 friends were tripping on Hawaiian Baby Woodrose seeds inside a Texas Roadhouse. The waitress definitely could tell my friend K was on something... haha good times.
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Eminence] 1
#14116531 - 03/13/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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frylock91 said: When I was 16 me and a friend tripped at McDonald's and played in the ball pit, acting like fools. I think people knew something was up with me and they were staring at us so we felt awkward and just left.
Just a few months ago I tripped at Dave and Buster's. That was pretty damn fun.
Not much to either story, but yeah, those are the only 2 times. 
it's always good to have a sober friend with you to explain to confused onlookers that you're "mentally handicapped", giving you a free range to make an ass of yourself in public.
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Salomon]
#14116541 - 03/13/11 09:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix. ~William S. Burroughs
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theMERRYiguana said: i always leave big tips at restaurants, its the nice thing to do.
i hope most of my waiters and waitresses remember me as the guy who spreads happiness.
While I don't think money directly equates to happiness, I totally know what you're talking about brother 
I served in restaurants for three and a half years, and those years we're crazy hard because of depending on someones kindness for you're paycheck.
Luckily I was very good at what I did, so I never got less then i expected, although it was difficult to save up then. I always tip big, and I don't mean 30%. I tip as big as I can, when I can. That often means grossly large tips hehe 
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StaleShrooms said: One time I was rolling FACE at DEMF (i took two pills and had no idea how strong they were. I was retarded, just grinning from ear to ear staring in wonderment at everything, basically unable to speak. So my friends had to kinda babysit me but I couldnt stop saying nice things about them so they were okay with it. They at some point decided to leave the festival ad walk to lafayette coney island (a famous 24 hour diner in detroit run by a bunch of gruff angry middle eastern guys thats open 24/7).
One memorable quote: "You have to take the binky out now." "BUT WHY?????" "Because everyone in the resteraunt will think its weird when a grown ass man with a huge smile walks in gnawing on a binky." "awwwwww...."
anyway, they all ordered and when the guy looked at me i just shook my head and looked away. so he left.
"Why didnt you order anything?" "I'm afraid to talk to that guy you guys have to order for me." "okay. what do you want?" "...apple pie."
ever since then i've had an odd fondness for apple pie. 
It'd probly be a better story if you'd ever been to lafayette coney island. Its just a very gritty, raw, "detroit" kinda place.
Awesome post! 
I forgot about rolling and eating out, because that happens more frequently when out and about at raves or festivals
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Todcasil]
#14116565 - 03/13/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Todcasil said:
I forgot about rolling and eating out, because that happens more frequently when out and about at raves or festivals 
i bet it does
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Salomon]
#14116664 - 03/13/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Bwahahahah!!!
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: Todcasil]
#14116678 - 03/13/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I trip sat two friends on 2c-b through a restaurant to get some thai iced teas to go
I was more 'noid then they where.
Wish I had dosed too, looking back on it...
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: DrMambo]
#14116815 - 03/13/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It was a nice summer evening thunderstorm and we were out digging the lightning and the lovely evening. Eventually it was decided that some late night food was needed and shari's being one of the only restaurant choices was our prey. We had been indulging often of some sugar cubes that rolled into town. And my friend had just gotten an inheritance check not too long ago. He also has an all or nothing attitude with drugs that I am sure all of you have dealt with a person like that but it adds a bit to the story. Anyways, everybody was twisted to say the least.
So upon being seated at this restaurant is when this all begins. There's a couple off-duties in and my fried lets call him J. makes a little small talk with em. I can't really remember and it's not relevant so whatever heh. So the waitress brings the water and he proceeds to spill it all over the table. he then proceeds to empty the napkin dispenser and covers the table with them making a huge soppy wet napkin mess. Eventually thats cleaned up and placed in a cup overflowing with napkins. The waitress comes to take our order and commences to order something like this.
"uhhh ummm, Can i like get some fuckin' french toast, and uhhh some eggs?"
"how many eggs would you like?"
"uhhh, 2...3... no 4 fuckin' eggs scrambled and a berry pie." (nobody noticed the pie til after..)
anyways the food was eaten without any stir ups til it came time to pay. he recieved the bill and proceeded to pull out this huge wad of cash probably around 500-600 dollars and starts trying to count some money out for the waitress.
while he's waving this huge wad of cash around in the air like an idiot he decides to ask the waitress if "there's like anyway she could like hook us up with some free food y'know?"
after that's taken care of and he recieved his pie on the way home he was sitting in the back just demolishing this pie with both hands shoveling it into his face and trying to share it with everyone else.
needless to say the lulz were had and it was a good night
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Re: Tripping at Restaurants! [Re: astrolope]
#14116824 - 03/13/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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crazy motherfucker
-------------------- Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix. ~William S. Burroughs
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