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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Lennyk]
    #14102776 - 03/11/11 07:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe he's had too many mushrooms.  :gayflag:

Anon 3, is it because he thinks it's gross? Or selfish? How does he do with 69?


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14103551 - 03/11/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl: "he said he's feel bad about it"

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14103631 - 03/11/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

69 seems to go over well, it's not so much me going down on him as it is me taking his cum..but I like that part too! I'm thinking maybe a girlfriend in the past said something to make him feel like a jackass.

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14103686 - 03/11/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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69 seems to go over well, it's not so much me going down on him as it is me taking his cum..but I like that part too! I'm thinking maybe a girlfriend in the past said something to make him feel like a jackass.





Cum really isn't that bad, at least mine isn't. A girl paranoid about me going down on her and willing to swallow was remedied by me sampling mine and she tasted herself. Both were like... well the reason it is good is it comes from the others body and seems sexy, but it isn't too bad as is.

fixed things in that situation.

Now the gal I fuck often desires to be facefucked and straddles my face hard. Very rough sex, very enjoyable.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14105431 - 03/11/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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mushiepussy said:
Its almost universal. Even when you finally wear them
down to that point, they do it half-heartedly, like
they are scared or something. What is it about a
blowjob that they hate so much?




lesbians hate blowjobs.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #14108795 - 03/12/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I tells you some things abouts wimminz and blowjobs.

A lot of guys expect like they are their god given manly right. They dont return the favour and giving head is hard and tiring work. Get burned a few times and a gal will wait to see if they guys going to do the ground work before she goes down on him.

Also a lot of guy's hygiene is nowhere near as good as they think it is.

Apparently beef, esp steak, makes cum taste like crap.


So in short if OP or anyone is wondering why they arent getting head its because the eat to many burgers, they think the fact that they washed their balls that morning that they're clean and they haven't bothered their arse going to town on her for her to give two fucks if he wants head or not.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Fleadh]
    #14111161 - 03/12/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You guys who are talking about dumping your girlfriends because they won't give head are assholes.  Just saying.

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: tokinman21]
    #14111197 - 03/12/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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You guys who are talking about dumping your girlfriends because they won't give head are assholes.  Just saying.




:shrug:

Theres somebody out there for everybody. Why should he be forced to repress his sexuality? Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14111333 - 03/12/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?





Good luck with that one.  It's like the pie in the sky.  Really, I think if a girl started going down on me and I said, "no, no, I don't like receiving oral sex."  She would think I was fucking nuts!

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14112489 - 03/13/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well I know plenty of women who have left their men for some pretty irrational shit. Some of them are seriously looking for that 1 in a million, with zero compromises. If they can be so picky over stupid shit, why cant we? If he doesnt want to spend the rest of his life with a sexualty stunted woman, he doesnt have to...

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14112977 - 03/13/11 04:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Because penises don't smell nice..


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pureserenity]
    #14113350 - 03/13/11 09:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:fishgun:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: the_drummer]
    #14113941 - 03/13/11 12:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't mind blowjobs, its just that it's hard work. But I do love how my boyfriend reacts when I do give him head.

Its the reaction that i like more than the actual action.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Takura001]
    #14118041 - 03/14/11 03:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

90% of the girls I've been with have been more than willing to give oral.  Though one of my more recent g/fs literally cried when I came on her face.....I felt so bad, but quite dominate at the same time.....I'm talking bawling with tears.....I didn't repeat it of course, but at the time I was like " sperm is power "

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: vandago]
    #14119742 - 03/14/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:albundy:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sterile]
    #14122334 - 03/14/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Most the time girls dont like giving head because they end up smelling their stinky breath all hardcore lol.. I have strawberry flavored lube at my bedside it makes eating pussy amazing! Idk why you have this problem maybe if every things good down there your just hella ugly?? lol maybe its cause you dont eat pussy enough??

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: liloldme]
    #14123160 - 03/15/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

gross.  eating lube?  blech.  i prefer the natural smell and taste.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pureserenity]
    #14123334 - 03/15/11 01:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Because penises don't smell nice..





maybe they don't, but i'll bet you do!

was looking at your picture, and you are fucking hot!! fuck yeah! :awegold:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: imachavel]
    #14123338 - 03/15/11 01:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

its not really lube, but sold with them, it says on the bottle its not intended as lube too so.. but yeah its awesome!

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: liloldme]
    #14129458 - 03/16/11 08:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Responding to the very first question here...why do girls not like giving blowjobs? Why would you not like giving a blowjob? you can't compare giving a blowjob to eating a girl out, trust me. I've done both. Getting a big cock shoved down your throat compared to licking a girls' pussy...really? haha you can't see why it might be a tad bit unpleasant? Maybe try shoving something close to the size of your dick down your throat.. and then return to this thread.

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