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OfflineFungal-one
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I just jacked off on a cat's face
    #14110704 - 03/12/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Nah, but I would, I would jack off on a cat's face.


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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110717 - 03/12/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110720 - 03/12/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

mine wont stay still

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: tito123]
    #14110769 - 03/12/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol yeah i remember that from one of louis ck's bits

can someone find it and post it?


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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110795 - 03/12/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I tried it once. It wasn't nearly as satisfying as it sounded.

It just left me all ashamed and covered in peanut butter.

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
    #14110844 - 03/12/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

who hasn't had genital contact with a cat? :confused2:


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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Salomon]
    #14110876 - 03/12/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I wish my cat liked to get high she always runs away :frown:

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Cakk]
    #14110880 - 03/12/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Cakk said:
I wish my cat liked to get high she always runs away :frown:




Put her in a box, that will keep her from getting away.

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
    #14110924 - 03/12/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

.

Edited by Prisoner#1 (03/12/11 07:48 PM)

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
    #14110940 - 03/12/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
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Cakk said:
I wish my cat liked to get high she always runs away :frown:




Put her in a box, that will keep her from getting away.




Shrodinger's cat, Shroomery version!

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: tito123]
    #14110945 - 03/12/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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tito123 said:
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:lolsy:


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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110957 - 03/12/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Fungal-one said:
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tito123 said:
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:lolsy:



:aweman: Dammit, I didn't get back in time. Now I'll never know the lulz.

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
    #14110962 - 03/12/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

lil_demented said:
Quote:

Fungal-one said:
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tito123 said:
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:lolsy:



:aweman: Dammit, I didn't get back in time. Now I'll never know the lulz.



Yeah, Pris fucked that one right up. I'd tell ya but gave Pris my vow to be his bitch.


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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110973 - 03/12/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That sucks, does he make you go cat to mouth?

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
    #14110984 - 03/12/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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That sucks, does he make you go cat to mouth?



I wish.

I also wish that motherfucker would wipe his asshole after he shits, but...

Pft, nevermind, I hate my fucking life.


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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
    #14111009 - 03/12/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
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Fungal-one said:
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tito123 said:
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:lolsy:



:aweman: Dammit, I didn't get back in time. Now I'll never know the lulz.



me too

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Salomon]
    #14111021 - 03/12/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Edited posts :thumbdown:


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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Salomon]
    #14111026 - 03/12/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol it was my first infraction

i almost feel like paw now

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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: tito123]
    #14111040 - 03/12/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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lol it was my first infraction

i almost feel like paw now



Lol, there'll be no saying of the 'N' word around here. For some reason they don't like it when we talk about nalgahide.


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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14111051 - 03/12/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Damn, who would have thought a cumming on cat's face thread would get someone in some sort of trouble?

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