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Fungal-one
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I just jacked off on a cat's face
#14110704 - 03/12/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nah, but I would, I would jack off on a cat's face.
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110717 - 03/12/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110720 - 03/12/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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mine wont stay still
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: tito123]
#14110769 - 03/12/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol yeah i remember that from one of louis ck's bits
can someone find it and post it?
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110795 - 03/12/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I tried it once. It wasn't nearly as satisfying as it sounded.
It just left me all ashamed and covered in peanut butter.
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
#14110844 - 03/12/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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who hasn't had genital contact with a cat?
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Salomon]
#14110876 - 03/12/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish my cat liked to get high she always runs away
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lil_demented
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Cakk]
#14110880 - 03/12/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cakk said: I wish my cat liked to get high she always runs away 
Put her in a box, that will keep her from getting away.
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
#14110924 - 03/12/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Edited by Prisoner#1 (03/12/11 07:48 PM)
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
#14110940 - 03/12/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lil_demented said:
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Cakk said: I wish my cat liked to get high she always runs away 
Put her in a box, that will keep her from getting away.
Shrodinger's cat, Shroomery version!
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: tito123]
#14110945 - 03/12/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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tito123 said: .
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lil_demented
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110957 - 03/12/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said:
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tito123 said: .

Dammit, I didn't get back in time. Now I'll never know the lulz.
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
#14110962 - 03/12/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lil_demented said:
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Fungal-one said:
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tito123 said: .

Dammit, I didn't get back in time. Now I'll never know the lulz.
Yeah, Pris fucked that one right up. I'd tell ya but gave Pris my vow to be his bitch.
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110973 - 03/12/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That sucks, does he make you go cat to mouth?
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
#14110984 - 03/12/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lil_demented said: That sucks, does he make you go cat to mouth?
I wish.
I also wish that motherfucker would wipe his asshole after he shits, but...
Pft, nevermind, I hate my fucking life.
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: lil_demented]
#14111009 - 03/12/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said:
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Dammit, I didn't get back in time. Now I'll never know the lulz.
me too
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Salomon]
#14111021 - 03/12/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Salomon]
#14111026 - 03/12/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol it was my first infraction
i almost feel like paw now
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: tito123]
#14111040 - 03/12/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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tito123 said: lol it was my first infraction
i almost feel like paw now
Lol, there'll be no saying of the 'N' word around here. For some reason they don't like it when we talk about nalgahide.
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Re: I just jacked off on a cat's face [Re: Fungal-one]
#14111051 - 03/12/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Damn, who would have thought a cumming on cat's face thread would get someone in some sort of trouble?
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