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I demand that thee entertain me
    #14109959 - 03/12/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Alcohol, weed and music may sound like enough to keep anyone happy, but not me. I must have teh hum0r contained therein.

:discorex:


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14109968 - 03/12/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: propensity]
    #14109975 - 03/12/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14109982 - 03/12/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I already got music, anyway. I'm not interupting my Rage for some fucking dubstep or no shit.


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14109990 - 03/12/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
I already got music, anyway. I'm not interupting my Rage for some fucking dubstep or no shit.



:thumbup::thumbup:

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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: biff]
    #14109996 - 03/12/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It's not music haha it's Tim and Eric.

Just click in the middle of the video and it will open a new window for you


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: biff]
    #14110001 - 03/12/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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biff said:
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Fungal-one said:
I already got music, anyway. I'm not interupting my Rage for some fucking dubstep or no shit.



:thumbup::thumbup:



:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

not dub though, some Tim & Eric clip.


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110004 - 03/12/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



do i win? :datass:


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #14110033 - 03/12/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'll watch it when this song is over :fonz:

PS: Sal always wins.


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110046 - 03/12/11 05:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Tim and Eric...:lolsy:


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110078 - 03/12/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”





The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep









Does this entertain you, oh noble king?


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Patlal]
    #14110093 - 03/12/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.

So, be yourself, just do it now.


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110102 - 03/12/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.

So, be yourself, just do it now.




Go Fuck Yourself!

:kingcrankey:

At least I tried!

(that was 110% from being myself. I'm making you proud!)


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Patlal]
    #14110111 - 03/12/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.

So, be yourself, just do it now.




Go Fuck Yourself!

:kingcrankey:

At least I tried!

(that was 110% from being myself. I'm making you proud!)



Eat your own feces.

Or someone else's. Then I'll beam with pride.


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Patlal]
    #14110115 - 03/12/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Ugh... Now I feel bad, cause i'm bored too and I thought this thread would lead to something...

Don't go fuck yourself...at least have some chick do it for you...


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110117 - 03/12/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

For your health!

How you been, Fungal? Haven't seen you around these parts much lately


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110120 - 03/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.

So, be yourself, just do it now.




Go Fuck Yourself!

:kingcrankey:

At least I tried!

(that was 110% from being myself. I'm making you proud!)



Eat your own feces.

Or someone else's. Then I'll beam with pride.




What if I get someone else to eat feces and send you the vid? Cause you know...some people actually like doing that lol


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14110121 - 03/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.

So, be yourself, just do it now.




Go Fuck Yourself!

:kingcrankey:

At least I tried!

(that was 110% from being myself. I'm making you proud!)



Eat your own feces.

Or someone else's. Then I'll beam with pride.




:hi: I have some spare feces! :glittershitz:

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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Patlal]
    #14110123 - 03/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

No bitch tonight. I'm jerkin' off to tubgirl :datass:


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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: propensity]
    #14110126 - 03/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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propensity said:
For your health!

How you been, Fungal? Haven't seen you around these parts much lately




QFT

where u been?


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