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Fungal-one
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I demand that thee entertain me
#14109959 - 03/12/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Alcohol, weed and music may sound like enough to keep anyone happy, but not me. I must have teh hum0r contained therein.
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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propensity
۞̷ ̶۞̷ ̶



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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14109968 - 03/12/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: propensity]
#14109975 - 03/12/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Propensity's failure is full of fail.
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Fungal-one
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14109982 - 03/12/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I already got music, anyway. I'm not interupting my Rage for some fucking dubstep or no shit.
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14109990 - 03/12/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: I already got music, anyway. I'm not interupting my Rage for some fucking dubstep or no shit.

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propensity
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: biff]
#14109996 - 03/12/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's not music haha it's Tim and Eric.
Just click in the middle of the video and it will open a new window for you
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LloydChristmas
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: biff]
#14110001 - 03/12/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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biff said:
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Fungal-one said: I already got music, anyway. I'm not interupting my Rage for some fucking dubstep or no shit.
 
  
not dub though, some Tim & Eric clip.
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Salomon
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110004 - 03/12/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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do i win?
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Fungal-one
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I'll watch it when this song is over 
PS: Sal always wins.
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Fungal-one
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110046 - 03/12/11 05:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tim and Eric...
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110078 - 03/12/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
The Perfect Day - Her
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day - Him
6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 Blowjob. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Blowjob. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap. 6:15 Blowjob. 6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit. 7:30 Shit, shower, shave. 8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals). 9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero 10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries 11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep
Does this entertain you, oh noble king?
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Patlal]
#14110093 - 03/12/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.
So, be yourself, just do it now.
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110102 - 03/12/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.
So, be yourself, just do it now.
Go Fuck Yourself!

At least I tried!
(that was 110% from being myself. I'm making you proud!)
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Patlal]
#14110111 - 03/12/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Fungal-one said: Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.
So, be yourself, just do it now.
Go Fuck Yourself!

At least I tried!
(that was 110% from being myself. I'm making you proud!)
Eat your own feces.
Or someone else's. Then I'll beam with pride.
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Patlal]
#14110115 - 03/12/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ugh... Now I feel bad, cause i'm bored too and I thought this thread would lead to something...
Don't go fuck yourself...at least have some chick do it for you...
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propensity
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110117 - 03/12/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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For your health!
How you been, Fungal? Haven't seen you around these parts much lately
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110120 - 03/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said:
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Patlal said:
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Fungal-one said: Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.
So, be yourself, just do it now.
Go Fuck Yourself!

At least I tried!
(that was 110% from being myself. I'm making you proud!)
Eat your own feces.
Or someone else's. Then I'll beam with pride.
What if I get someone else to eat feces and send you the vid? Cause you know...some people actually like doing that lol
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110121 - 03/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said:
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Patlal said:
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Fungal-one said: Okay, just to clarify; I wasn't saying tell me jokes or make me laugh. I was just saying be yourselves, but do it now. Y'all know how people on 4chan hack fb accounts and post up all the juicy screen shots which causes teh lulz from waaaay down? Usually, we do that to each other's threads around here.
So, be yourself, just do it now.
Go Fuck Yourself!

At least I tried!
(that was 110% from being myself. I'm making you proud!)
Eat your own feces.
Or someone else's. Then I'll beam with pride.
I have some spare feces!
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Fungal-one
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Patlal]
#14110123 - 03/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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No bitch tonight. I'm jerkin' off to tubgirl
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: propensity]
#14110126 - 03/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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propensity said: For your health!
How you been, Fungal? Haven't seen you around these parts much lately
QFT
where u been?
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: propensity]
#14110129 - 03/12/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Workin' like a fuckin' slave. Straight up.
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110130 - 03/12/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110153 - 03/12/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: Workin' like a fuckin' slave. Straight up.
Oh yeah...
didnt u make a thread about u almost getting high then being called to work?
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Envix]
#14110198 - 03/12/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Envix said:
youre welcome
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Fungal-one
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Patlal]
#14110205 - 03/12/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Fungal-one said: Workin' like a fuckin' slave. Straight up.
Oh yeah...
didnt u make a thread about u almost getting high then being called to work?
I finished getting high. Once I got to work I finished that joint and took mah 'vitamins'.
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110278 - 03/12/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: I demand that thee entertain me [Re: Fungal-one]
#14110287 - 03/12/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me. And that’s when you met me. “What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?” “You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words. “There was a… a truck and it was skidding…” “Yup,” I said. “I… I died?” “Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said. You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?” “More or less,” I said. “Are you god?” You asked. “Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.” “My kids… my wife,” you said. “What about them?” “Will they be all right?” “That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.” You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty. “Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.” “Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?” “Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.” “Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,” “All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.” You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?” “Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.” “So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.” “Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.” I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had. “You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.” “How many times have I been reincarnated, then?” “Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.” “Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?” “Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.” “Where you come from?” You said. “Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.” “Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.” “Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.” “So what’s the point of it all?” “Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?” “Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted. I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.” “You mean mankind? You want us to mature?” “No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.” “Just me? What about everyone else?” “There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.” You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…” “All you. Different incarnations of you.” “Wait. I’m everyone!?” “Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back. “I’m every human being who ever lived?” “Or who will ever live, yes.” “I’m Abraham Lincoln?” “And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added. “I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled. “And you’re the millions he killed.” “I’m Jesus?” “And you’re everyone who followed him.” You fell silent. “Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.” You thought for a long time. “Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?” “Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.” “Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?” “No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.” “So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…” “An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.” And I sent you on your way. U FUCKIN FAG
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