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ugh
    #14107670 - 03/12/11 06:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I thought this chick would leave after I was done banging her, but she's still here.  My PF jars were finally showing some growth yesterday and I really want to check on them, but there's no way in hell I'm going to let her know what's up.


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Re: ugh [Re: Trippy_Smurf]
    #14107681 - 03/12/11 06:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Congrats, you got yourself a clinger. "So, what are we going to do today?" will be her next words. But she probably expects you to cuddle and make her breakfast first and shit.
:haha:


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Re: ugh [Re: German Kahuna]
    #14107684 - 03/12/11 06:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

that's the beauty of prostitutes, you're not paying her for sex, you're paying her to leave afterwards

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Re: ugh [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14107695 - 03/12/11 06:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

well, i'm currently unemployed, so she's taking me out to breakfast, so i'm pretty much the prostitute.

so wtf can't she pay me to let her leave?


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Re: ugh [Re: Trippy_Smurf]
    #14107700 - 03/12/11 07:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

grind some shrooms into her coffee and see whats happening. keep posted xd


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Re: ugh [Re: Trippy_Smurf] * 1
    #14107704 - 03/12/11 07:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

gnaw your arm off and slip out the back... it's the only way to escape the
clutches of clingy girls, you'll need a new life and a new identity in
another country, trust me, it's better this way

it's probably cheaper too

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Re: ugh [Re: Trippy_Smurf]
    #14107705 - 03/12/11 07:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'll express the consensus opinion

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: ugh [Re: mellowparty]
    #14107750 - 03/12/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

actually it might be better if it didn't happen, the pics i mean, well wait prolly both


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Re: ugh [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14107758 - 03/12/11 07:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So u dont want pics? Is that what you are sayin.. :nonono:

Come on OP, make this thread epic by posting a pic of that naked hooker :titsgtfo:


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Re: ugh [Re: mellowparty]
    #14107769 - 03/12/11 07:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i was glad to wake up and have all my party guests gone
usually they cling on all the next day..


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Re: ugh [Re: mellowparty]
    #14107771 - 03/12/11 07:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yah thats what im saying, it is a clinger remember



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Re: ugh [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14107778 - 03/12/11 07:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:ilold::creepyalien:


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Re: ugh [Re: mellowparty]
    #14108069 - 03/12/11 09:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i can't leave... it's my house.  no shrooms to put in her coffee... i'm working on my first batch.  besides... if i did that, it would prolong the amount of time before she could leave.  she wasn't a hooker... just a fb on and off for 7 years.  no pix... i have a video though... don't think it's at all appropriate to post here though.
can't post the video... it's 405mb and the limit is 10.


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Re: ugh [Re: Trippy_Smurf]
    #14108080 - 03/12/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

don't think it's at all appropriate to post here though.



the consensus is that its more than appropriate :yesnod:

You'd be epic in other ppl's eyes

I mean Id do it :shrug: Teh shroomery deserves tits :crankey:

Quote:

can't post the video... it's 405mb and the limit is 10



Snapshots nigga :winning:

Now be EPIC


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Re: ugh [Re: mellowparty]
    #14108144 - 03/12/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

make it a win for us all!  :billymaythumbup:


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Re: ugh [Re: godisanastronaut]
    #14108167 - 03/12/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

godisanastronaut said:
make it a win for us all!  :billymaythumbup:



The shroomery has spoken.

now you must deliver! :kingcrankey: :paradis:

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Re: ugh [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14108438 - 03/12/11 11:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hmmmmm... if the email i just sent myself ever comes through, i can show you what she got done at her noon appt.


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Re: ugh [Re: Trippy_Smurf]
    #14108611 - 03/12/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Im pretty sure this would win you many blue shrooms so go for it brah :partykid:


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Re: ugh [Re: Trippy_Smurf]
    #14109042 - 03/12/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i should get some free spore prints or something for this...



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Re: ugh [Re: Trippy_Smurf]
    #14109092 - 03/12/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Is that from alien 3 ?



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