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Trippy_Smurf
Sketchy Mother Fucker




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ugh
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I thought this chick would leave after I was done banging her, but she's still here. My PF jars were finally showing some growth yesterday and I really want to check on them, but there's no way in hell I'm going to let her know what's up.
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German Kahuna
Facepalmer of Stoopid



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Congrats, you got yourself a clinger. "So, what are we going to do today?" will be her next words. But she probably expects you to cuddle and make her breakfast first and shit.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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that's the beauty of prostitutes, you're not paying her for sex, you're paying her to leave afterwards
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Trippy_Smurf
Sketchy Mother Fucker




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well, i'm currently unemployed, so she's taking me out to breakfast, so i'm pretty much the prostitute.
so wtf can't she pay me to let her leave?
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godisanastronaut
eurofag \o/


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grind some shrooms into her coffee and see whats happening. keep posted xd
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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gnaw your arm off and slip out the back... it's the only way to escape the clutches of clingy girls, you'll need a new life and a new identity in another country, trust me, it's better this way
it's probably cheaper too
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mellowparty
legitimate researcher


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I'll express the consensus opinion
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makaveli8x8
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actually it might be better if it didn't happen, the pics i mean, well wait prolly both
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mellowparty
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So u dont want pics? Is that what you are sayin.. 
Come on OP, make this thread epic by posting a pic of that naked hooker
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Mello Kitty
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i was glad to wake up and have all my party guests gone usually they cling on all the next day..
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makaveli8x8
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yah thats what im saying, it is a clinger remember
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mellowparty
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Trippy_Smurf
Sketchy Mother Fucker




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i can't leave... it's my house. no shrooms to put in her coffee... i'm working on my first batch. besides... if i did that, it would prolong the amount of time before she could leave. she wasn't a hooker... just a fb on and off for 7 years. no pix... i have a video though... don't think it's at all appropriate to post here though. can't post the video... it's 405mb and the limit is 10.
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mellowparty
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Quote:
don't think it's at all appropriate to post here though.
the consensus is that its more than appropriate 
You'd be epic in other ppl's eyes
I mean Id do it Teh shroomery deserves tits 
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can't post the video... it's 405mb and the limit is 10
Snapshots nigga 
Now be EPIC
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godisanastronaut
eurofag \o/


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make it a win for us all!
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JesusGoneRogue


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Quote:
godisanastronaut said: make it a win for us all! 
The shroomery has spoken.
now you must deliver!
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Trippy_Smurf
Sketchy Mother Fucker




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hmmmmm... if the email i just sent myself ever comes through, i can show you what she got done at her noon appt.
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mellowparty
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Im pretty sure this would win you many blue shrooms so go for it brah
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Trippy_Smurf
Sketchy Mother Fucker




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i should get some free spore prints or something for this...
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nice1
Not the droid your looking for



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Is that from alien 3 ?

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