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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Learned a new lesson about women.
    #14106766 - 03/11/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My lesson learned is girls are horny as fuck and want to have sex, probably even more then men but will hide it that is why you have to command them to touch your body inappropriately so they dont come off as sluts. I have yet to have sex (its been a dry two years), but im getting a reality check interacting with women. Also i cant just ask girls if they want to have sex, because then they would come off as sluts if they said yes, i think i got to be more smooth about it. I was hugging on this one girl at thie club thing, i think she liked it. But i was drunk as shit i forget what she looks like.

I tried this pickup line the other day at this bar. I basically asked a bunch of girls to touch my chest. Not the shirt but on my skin. Dude girls are horny mother fuckers, not only did they touch my chest but they grabbed that shit hard. You guys should try that, especially if your chest is built. If your fat and ugly im sure theres other things you can do to get to the point and not make her feel uncomfortable.



Im no dating guru, but its really awesome to know that girls arent so prude, and want to get it on its actually easy as long as they dont come off as slut hos.

Also girls am i right about this, why cant i just straight up ask a girl in a bar or club, to have sex with me???

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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14106787 - 03/11/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14106826 - 03/12/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you sound like that dry spell is going to last for another 2 years

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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: Noetical]
    #14106844 - 03/12/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Fill me in on some of your advice sexy man.

Im just saying girls like kinesthetic touching, if you dont touch them nothing will happen. I need more experience though in the "field".


This is all from my results, im open to different ways. Experimentation is the key, isnt that how humans got this far?

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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14106850 - 03/12/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I advise people to try touching girls a lot out there in the field. Dont make them feel unconfortable but try it out, and see what happens. Why not?

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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14106853 - 03/12/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Advice ? Just stop being a timid virgin and be social with members of the opposite sex and you will be suprised what happens

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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: Noetical]
    #14106860 - 03/12/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Im not a virgin :tongue:

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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14106868 - 03/12/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You should check that it didn't grow back

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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: Noetical]
    #14106888 - 03/12/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Basically im a virgin again and i like that because that makes going out and talking to girls that much more fun. I dont want to do normal stupid pickup, or conversations that is boring i want to make it fun that is why i have girls touch my chest. Its fun, its not about sex, maybe later it would be.

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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: p4kSouL] * 1
    #14106931 - 03/12/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You're right about girls, they love to be touched. I'm more likely to have sex with a guy that strokes me or keeps a hand on me than one that isn't touchy feely. I hope your dry spells wears off :yesnod:

Noetical, fuck off :awesome: I'm pretty sure you aren't getting laid either. You're a jackass and girls don't dig that :nonono:


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    #14106951 - 03/12/11 12:43 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I have a live in.... I got her by not being a meek little fag

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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: Noetical]
    #14107003 - 03/12/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Noetical said:
I have a live in.... I got her by not being a meek little fag



:bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: El Douche]
    #14107006 - 03/12/11 01:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

El Douche said:
Quote:

Noetical said:
I have a live in.... I got her by not being a meek little fag



:bucktoothfattygangsta:



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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: Learned a new lesson about women. [Re: Noetical]
    #14107121 - 03/12/11 01:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah you shouldnt be a fag, but in all logic, how in the world would being a dick to girls improve your chances? Is that because there is this preassumed conditioning that men need to be macho and assholes to get women? Well ive seen what being macho does, and it = wood, or some stupid girl that also has self esteem issues that will cheat on him, because her man doesnt make her feel special. Not special in a faggot way, but special in you apreciate her.

Also ive been here i notice guys tend to get way to attached to Girlfriends too, and scares them away.

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