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The rules of engagement for dominating women * 5
    #14106262 - 03/11/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

(This does not include all women, especially none of the cool ass chicks up here in here, so chill your heels if this gets your veins throbbin)

I saw a post on this forum  by PeterGriffin talking about how he thinks he fucked up his chances with some chick, by not showing overwhelming interest in her, so I thought I'd make a quick synopsis of my thoughts on male on female first interactions.

Women are dying to be dominated. They are self-conscious, insecure, manipulative creatures that would step over their dying grandmother in stilettos to fuck the guy at the bar talking the most shit to everyone. They have no true identity after years of caking themselves in makeup and staring at MTV, that they want the most cliche piece of shit, to represent who they are - a worthless scum bag piece of shit. You absolutely need to establish yourself as the dominant presence.

As a foreword, I am a very loving affectionate person, and I hate the fact that I have to stoop to such lows to bang a hot slut - but a niggas gotta eat. Naw mean?

So, here is how to efficiently assert yourself as the worthless scum bag piece of shit:

Step 1: Let her know she could really mean less to you, this fucking eats at egotistical sluts, because they feed off attention like Charlie Sheen feeds off winning. When she talks, pay attention to what she says (for step 2), but DO NOT respond to what she says - at least not too deeply. The more slack you give to a fish biting at your bait, the more it's going to tug to get the bait off the line.

Step 2: Turn her words against her, disagree with her, and ridicule her. I've heard some people say "Tell a girl she's fat and she'll jump on you" - and that is bull shit. Study her beliefs, and make a mockery of them, with some crude humor. This lets her know that not only are you kidding with her, and the crudeness accents the fact that your just joking, but make it clear in your 'joke' that you mean to say she is wrong and you are right.

Step 3: When it comes to intimate moments, if you don't have the balls to make a 'romantic comedy' type of move, be straight forward and vulgar in a playful way. I have gotten so much ass, that stemmed from a first kiss, that stemmed from me saying at a would-be akward kiss moment "Hey, wanna go back to my place and knock boots?" It needs to be playful in presentation, but serious at the same time.

Step 4: If they are showing signs of affection, you show signs of aggression. Women don't pick men up and fuck them on pool tables, we do that to women, know your role in the sexual ladder of society. It's pretty cliche to say women want it as bad as we do, but the honest truth they do, the thing is - it's not their job in this day and age to initiate physical sexual contact. We are the lion, they are the gazelle, so know your fucking role because you will rarely find one of them hunting us (unless its a hooker).

Step 5: The final step, once you get to groping, you need to infuse a sense of affection into your moves. I'm not going to go romance novel on here, but you need to grip a socially acceptable part of her body, and slowly grope the outside of her more private areas - at this point you will know whether she is digging it or not. If you cup the bottom of her breasts or the bottom of her ass, and she is not diggin it, she will brush your hands away pretty quick. If she doesn't, that's a go ahead to grope the outside of the clothing, and if that doesn't get a warning, your in like Flynn.

If anyone disagrees with the above said, you are wrong, and probably get laid once a year by a ButHerFace.

Suggestions to improve the macking process are welcome, but not necessarily necessary.

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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: c1dh3d]
    #14106293 - 03/11/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

Im amused. Good points and bad points.

"Did you hear about the guy that finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody"

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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14106858 - 03/12/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well, this is purely a jumping point, all I meet is psychotic bitches so... this advice may not be for those without the tiger blood.

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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: c1dh3d]
    #14107090 - 03/12/11 01:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

what city do you live in?


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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14107237 - 03/12/11 02:39 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Seems like the target demographic here is hot chicks with daddy issues. You're trying to pray on their innermost insecurities and use them against herself to get what you want; sneaky.

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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: Drunken_Jester]
    #14107292 - 03/12/11 03:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Step 1 works, there is this chick i was trying to hook up with right i stop talking to her. A month later out of nowhere she sends me a message reading "we should go to the casino sometime"


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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: Razzlesnaps]
    #14107434 - 03/12/11 04:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I run into the woman not like this one out of ten times. Most of them ended up being way too high strung for me. I feel like if I played the asshole role it'd be easy, actually I know it'd be easy, but I don't really enjoy the *game* anymore. Too much bullshit.


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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: withoutawire]
    #14107523 - 03/12/11 05:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I live in the Twin Cities. My whole rant there in a nutshell is you need to show dominance. Women feed and thrive off different types of attention, and the last place you want to land yourself is the friend zone - especially if you both know you have sexual vibes going on. Then it just makes any future attempt frugal. If you share a common denominator and the chick isn't your standard self loathing whore, by all means warm up to each other :thumbup:

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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: withoutawire]
    #14108493 - 03/12/11 11:38 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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withoutawire said:
I run into the woman not like this one out of ten times. Most of them ended up being way too high strung for me. I feel like if I played the asshole role it'd be easy, actually I know it'd be easy, but I don't really enjoy the *game* anymore. Too much bullshit.




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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14108575 - 03/12/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i enjoyed the read


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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #14108620 - 03/12/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I found it incredibly stupid. Why would I want to hook up with stuck up bitches with daddy issues?

Also, you go about it like there a different species and this is how you "tame" them.



Lol.


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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: c1dh3d]
    #14114020 - 03/13/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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If they are showing signs of affection, you show signs of aggression.



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Re: The rules of engagement for dominating women [Re: Set]
    #14114030 - 03/13/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Set said:
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If they are showing signs of affection, you show signs of aggression.



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sad truth


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